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KFC commercials

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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
Last rant for tonight

Has anyone seen these fucking stupid le troll KFC commercials?

Basically it's a mom in everyone, talking about how the kids think she's great for giving them horrible food, some awkward things, horrible acting. And then at the end of every fucking one, they just start laughing as if they saw a dog fight irl or something. These commercials are so fucking stupid and the acting is horrible, not to mention if you eat there you a complete idiot retard, only vegetarian diets are smart. Seriously, what is so funny about eating shit and killing yourself? Also a one on the other month of like college students, holy shit that was cringeworthy, bitch starts gazing at the camera whilst her friend is ranting about how good KFC is, and she of course just starts laughing so hard
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May 12 2014 10:48PM
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JordanButtfart
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kfc is for the black bretheren
May 12 2014 10:49PM
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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
Holy shit, another one just came on. Fucking kids start dancing out of the blue then laughing as hard as possible.
May 12 2014 10:51PM
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animeallstar
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pics of said mom
May 12 2014 11:03PM
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Wallisch_pl
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yungdickiespics of said mom


sorry man ur mom makes me delte her nudz
May 13 2014 8:26AM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11954 - Karma: 12,297
I saw one where a "college kid" said he could eat a double down every day for the rest of his life or something. Then he laughed. Then I threw up. Then I got a boner.
May 13 2014 9:13AM
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chacha33
Posts: 959 - Karma: 4,163
If any black people are in any KFC commercial I just assume that the KFC marketing staff is the KKK
May 13 2014 9:24AM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,484
chacha33If any black people are in any KFC commercial I just assume that the KFC marketing staff is the KKK


FYI every single one of your posts i've ever seen has sucked. That is all
May 13 2014 9:27AM
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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
.Hugo.FYI every single one of your posts i've ever seen has sucked. That is all


says you, you make stupid fucking posts everyday. you and that bitch barto
May 13 2014 9:51AM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,484
Wallisch_plsays you, you make stupid fucking posts everyday. you and that bitch barto


You've messed with the horns, now you're gonna get the bull
May 13 2014 9:52AM
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CaptainObvious.
Posts: 5712 - Karma: 20,638
Wallisch_plsays you, you make stupid fucking posts everyday. you and that bitch barto


You done fucked with the wrong posse. Making a stupid fucking post is pittance compared to making stupid fucking threads. So shut your face, pot. Leave the kettles alone.
May 13 2014 10:15AM
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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
.Hugo.You've messed with the horns, now you're gonna get the bull


point proven

wallich: 1

retarded bart team: 0
May 13 2014 10:18AM
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.Rybak.
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Every commercial has a black person in it.
May 13 2014 10:43AM
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chacha33
Posts: 959 - Karma: 4,163
.Hugo.FYI every single one of your posts i've ever seen has sucked. That is all


Dont make me go get homer to choke yo ass
May 13 2014 10:45AM
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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
.Rybak.Every commercial has a black person in it.


no, not even close.

from my observations a ratio of nonblacks to blacks, respectively, would be somewhere around 4:1
May 13 2014 11:33AM
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TheGreenBastard
Posts: 215 - Karma: 135
all i know is fuckin McDonalds random red couch can get fucked, shoulda never given those niggas money
May 13 2014 11:45AM
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Charlie_Kelly
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TheSeaCaptainYou done fucked with the wrong posse. Making a stupid fucking post is pittance compared to making stupid fucking threads. So shut your face, pot. Leave the kettles alone.


I hope all you you douchenozzles get permabanned.
May 13 2014 12:02PM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,484
Granite_StateI hope all you you douchenozzles get permabanned.


I hope you take a unicorn horn up the ass
May 13 2014 12:13PM
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[tk]
Posts: 3863 - Karma: 1,906
The poll never lies
May 13 2014 12:34PM
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theabortionator
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I'm bulimic
May 13 2014 4:28PM
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op14
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Wallisch_plthey just start laughing as if they saw a dog fight irl or something.


wat
May 13 2014 4:35PM
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fupaface
Posts: 810 - Karma: 449
TheGreenBastardall i know is fuckin McDonalds random red couch can get fucked, shoulda never given those niggas money


yeah that commercial is fuckin whack, all I can say is fuck McDonalds. fuck them up their stupid asses.
May 13 2014 4:38PM
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K-Dot.
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.Rybak.Every commercial has a black person in it.


Meh.

If you're talking about McDonald's then yes. It's almost like KFC is scared of being thought of a certain way so they make sure to diversify. McDonald's however always has black people and Asians in their commercials. And usually they're set to some hip hop. It's almost like they're trying to appeal to a certain demograph...
May 13 2014 5:20PM
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Wallisch_pl
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mmccarthy14wat


Dog fights are funny bc gore fuck tard
May 13 2014 5:21PM
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fupaface
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Wallisch_plDog fights are funny bc gore fuck tard


It always amazes me how fucking dumb you are.
May 13 2014 5:43PM
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GayWolf420
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fupafaceIt always amazes me how fucking dumb you are.


he is le epic trolling xD he got u soo bad xD he is part of leeeeeeeeeeeeeeegunnnnn anonymooooooooooooooose lel xD
May 13 2014 5:45PM
4 1
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RusselCrowe
Posts: 367 - Karma: 1,111
Why are you bitching about a fucking KFC commercial? Its the same thing every time anyways, a black family of 4 sitting around when the mom walks in and gives them KFC then they are happy. KFC makes blacks happy OP so dont worry
May 13 2014 6:19PM
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theBearJew
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http://youtu.be/DfOz-fjLQPY

but its so good.
May 13 2014 6:45PM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11630 - Karma: 24,474
Wallisch_plsays you, you make stupid fucking posts everyday. you and that bitch barto


Lets not forget those stupid bracelets you were trying to sell with Lines logo on em you fuck narb piece of shit.
May 13 2014 6:55PM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11630 - Karma: 24,474
Granite_StateI hope all you you douchenozzles get permabanned.


Dont be mad because youre not cool enough for EBI
May 13 2014 6:58PM
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Wallisch_pl
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EatMyShartsLets not forget those stupid bracelets you were trying to sell with Lines logo on em you fuck narb piece of shit.


Fucking stupid? I made like $800 by "stealing" a public domain and selling over priced bracelets lol
May 13 2014 7:04PM
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El_Barto.
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Wallisch_plFucking stupid? I made like $800 by "stealing" a public domain and selling over priced bracelets lol


not only do I not believe you...i dont care.
May 13 2014 10:32PM
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acualywasdolan
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JordanButtfartkfc is for the black bretheren


Cocoa butter and grease do not mix
May 13 2014 10:36PM
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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
EatMyShartsnot only do I not believe you...i dont care.


Simple math, 75% of people posted in threads saying if they got one. At like 3$ a pop, with 250ish members, then eBay and other shit
May 13 2014 11:05PM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11630 - Karma: 24,474
Wallisch_plSimple math, 75% of people posted in threads saying if they got one. At like 3$ a pop, with 250ish members, then eBay and other shit


.75x250x3=/=800

Less fees and shit and even then your stupid lie doesnt add up
May 13 2014 11:22PM
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Wallisch_pl
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EatMySharts.75x250x3=/=800

Less fees and shit and even then your stupid lie doesnt add up


Around 800, maybe higher, I also made other brecelts and sold them, which most people who bought original ones bought them so x2. I don't know why you're arguing about it, I obviously made a decent amount of money for doing nothing no matter what
May 13 2014 11:33PM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11954 - Karma: 12,297
EatMyShartsDont be mad because youre not cool enough for EBI


Sounds as gay as elton john. Ebony Boner Institute? Eating Ballz Instantly? Every Boy's Incredible?
May 13 2014 11:42PM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,484
Granite_StateSounds as gay as elton john. Ebony Boner Institute? Eating Ballz Instantly? Every Boy's Incredible?


Its ok to be jealous man, so is everyone else. You're not alone.
May 13 2014 11:45PM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,352
very mediocre troll. 2/10

May 13 2014 11:47PM
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Zimmerman
Posts: 6992 - Karma: 1,021
I thought this was gonna be about how all KFC commercials just happen to include a black family. Disappoint to say the least. GTFO flamboyant herbivores.
May 13 2014 11:48PM
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ABalls
Posts: 2091 - Karma: 3,754
You done fucked up, EBI is a clever posse and it only takes a few posts for them to verbally rape you.
May 13 2014 11:49PM
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El_Barto.
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Wallisch_plAround 800, maybe higher, I also made other brecelts and sold them, which most people who bought original ones bought them so x2. I don't know why you're arguing about it, I obviously made a decent amount of money for doing nothing no matter what


Im just butthurt i never got a sweet bracelet to show show my support for line skis.
May 14 2014 12:16AM
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meatmuffin69
Posts: 17 - Karma: -43
Wallisch_plLast rant for tonight

Has anyone seen these fucking stupid le troll KFC commercials?

Basically it's a mom in everyone, talking about how the kids think she's great for giving them horrible food, some awkward things, horrible acting. And then at the end of every fucking one, they just start laughing as if they saw a dog fight irl or something. These commercials are so fucking stupid and the acting is horrible, not to mention if you eat there you a complete idiot retard, only vegetarian diets are smart. Seriously, what is so funny about eating shit and killing yourself? Also a one on the other month of like college students, holy shit that was cringeworthy, bitch starts gazing at the camera whilst her friend is ranting about how good KFC is, and she of course just starts laughing so hard


i want u too stop for a second and relize ur arguing about a commercial its never that serious but then again im arguing on the internet so there is no point here whatsoever
May 14 2014 10:56AM
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b-kul
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poor troll is poor
May 14 2014 1:49PM
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meatmuffin69
Posts: 17 - Karma: -43
b-kulpoor troll is poor



english mother fucker do u speak it?
May 15 2014 10:47AM
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meatmuffin69
Posts: 17 - Karma: -43
b-kulpoor troll is poor


and of course im trolling there isnt shit to do in comp science
May 15 2014 10:48AM
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Pill_Cosby
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bump
Feb 8 2015 3:15PM
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