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It hurts when I pee

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WisconsinJibs
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My johnson gets unhappy when I piss
May 12 2014 10:32PM
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yasgur99
Posts: 402 - Karma: 955
Cut it off
May 12 2014 10:32PM
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GayWolf420
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le epix troles OP xD!!!! u r mastur troller!!!!!!!! we r leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeegun! xD
May 12 2014 10:33PM
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Wallisch_pl
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Basically you're going through your man period. Most guys on here aren't old enough, but I'll tell you.

When you turn 13 you pee out your pp a couple of times and then it's over, also something like you need to pass your kidneys through your penis. Yeah, you have to make your kidneys come out your pp...
May 12 2014 10:34PM
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.MASSHOLE.
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You have AIDS.
May 12 2014 10:34PM
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iFlip
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That reminds me of one of the best names for a wireless network: It Hurts When IP
May 12 2014 10:36PM
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fupaface
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take a turkey baster fill it with hot water and calamine lotion, jam that sucker up you urethra and thoroughly douche. And presto your johnson will be back to tip top shape. YOUR WELCOME
May 12 2014 10:38PM
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WisconsinJibs
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iFlipThat reminds me of one of the best names for a wireless network: It Hurts When IP


I'm changing my internet name right now...
May 12 2014 10:38PM
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Glone
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yasgur99Cut it off


We'll cut off your johnson Lebowski!
May 12 2014 10:38PM
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Wampire
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Interesting......have you tried poking with a needle? that usually clears out the excess blud clots
May 12 2014 10:38PM
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JAHpow
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WampireInteresting......have you tried poking with a needle? that usually clears out the excess blud clots


excess blud clots

blud clots

blud



May 12 2014 10:58PM
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.Hugo.
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That's what happens when you let dudes suck you off
May 12 2014 11:01PM
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Dr.Dealgood
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You should probably stop masturbating your little troll dick with your mom's shampoo.
May 12 2014 11:04PM
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soulskier
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Surely you can't be serious
May 12 2014 11:15PM
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PungentMelon
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May 13 2014 12:43AM
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theabortionator
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When I was talking about the good old days of trolling this wasn't what I meant
May 13 2014 12:46AM
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Huck_Fin
Posts: 355 - Karma: 968
its from fucking OP's mom too much
May 28 2014 12:59AM
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whoa-dere
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it pees when i hurt
May 28 2014 3:32AM
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acualywasdolan
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Wallisch_plBasically you're going through your man period. Most guys on here aren't old enough, but I'll tell you.

When you turn 13 you pee out your pp a couple of times and then it's over, also something like you need to pass your kidneys through your penis. Yeah, you have to make your kidneys come out your pp...

Lies...
May 28 2014 3:36AM
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.undetected
Posts: 1076 - Karma: -445
No like if you see the left of yours then it can come out and become what it needs.
May 28 2014 7:18AM
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theabortionator
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SteezeyMcbreezeyits from fucking OP's mom too much


EPIC BUMP DUDE!
May 28 2014 8:55AM
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gRAPEFRUIT
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DeebieSkeebiesle epix troles OP xD!!!! u r mastur troller!!!!!!!! we r leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeegun! xD


k.
May 28 2014 11:07AM
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CheddarJack
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soulskierSurely you can't be serious


I am serious. And don't call me Shirley!
May 28 2014 11:11AM
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.Hugo.
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CheddarJackAnd don't call me Shirley!


First one to name that movie gets +k
May 28 2014 11:42AM
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CheddarJack
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.Hugo.First one to name that movie gets +k


Only one of the best movies of all time. Airplane.
May 28 2014 12:01PM
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.Hugo.
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CheddarJackOnly one of the best movies of all time. Airplane.


-k. haha you fell for my trap
May 28 2014 12:06PM
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CheddarJack
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.Hugo.-k. haha you fell for my trap


:(
May 28 2014 12:34PM
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Lé.Skiing
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theabortionatorWhen I was talking about the good old days of trolling this wasn't what I meant


thread jack.

thread is now nic cage.










May 28 2014 1:19PM
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SquattingDog
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My piss gets unhappy when I Johnson.
May 28 2014 1:34PM
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act.resist
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did you try setting it to wumbo? you have it set to M for mini.
May 28 2014 2:41PM
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Byron_tha_gr8
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LE.Skiingthread jack.

thread is now nic cage.












May 28 2014 2:56PM
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freestyler540
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here are basic questions:
Did you have sex?
yes: its clamidia, go see a doctor
no: Its is abnormally red or dark?
Yes: go see a doctor
no: shut up pussy
May 28 2014 3:25PM
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