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Mysterious button - what is it?!?!?!?

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broto
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so today i was browsing NS and it had only been a couple hours into my browsing session when i noticed this mysterious button. i circled it in red in this screenshot.



does anybody know what it does? i'm scared to click it? what even is that word and how would you pronounce it?
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11 years ago
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Charlie_Kelly
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I think it says logout and is used to log you out. I wouldnt know though
11 years ago
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Ribss.
Posts: 3442 - Karma: 3,344
Its the random fact generator button.
11 years ago
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GayWolf420
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eh. 5/10 ruse attempt AT BEST. in hindsight, you actually made me scroll over it so I will bump it up to about 6.5/10.
11 years ago
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eheath
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Granite_StateI think it says logout and is used to log you out. I wouldnt know though


Who would ever log out???
11 years ago
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numnuts
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sorry i had to
11 years ago
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broto
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lardholesorry i had to


did anything special happen when you hit the button on your end
11 years ago
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HamFaceGirl
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Granite_StateI think it says logout and is used to log you out. I wouldnt know though


gtfo
11 years ago
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128368798788
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Ribss.Its the random fact generator button.


This

Harvey and Mattman hold it down
11 years ago
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whoa-dere
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it logs you out you dumbass
11 years ago
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Puzzled
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whoa-dereit logs you out you dumbass


we don't like trolls around here
11 years ago
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whoa-dere
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Puzzledwe don't like trolls around here


i run this place so i don't know what you're talking about
11 years ago
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Ribss.
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Puzzledwe don't like trolls around here


Or puzzles.



Find somewhere else to be confusing puzzle man.
11 years ago
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YoungJ
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Uh oh, Boner alert
11 years ago
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Wampire
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Ha, i found you out. It looks like you have four friends online when actually one of them is you! boy you are desperate for friends
11 years ago
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broto
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Wampire+Ha, i found you out. It looks like you have four friends online when actually one of them is you! boy you are desperate for friends


That hit deep man
11 years ago
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DoctorNitrogen
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whoa-dereit logs you out you dumbass


Log out?
11 years ago
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CheesusChrist
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Ribss.Its the random fact generator button.


Threadjack but NS needs a feature that texts you like 3 random facts throughout the day.
11 years ago
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Blurst
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Where is sirfyranator?

I remember one of the lines of his "NS Anthem" was,

"Login don't matter, cause I never sign out"
11 years ago
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qazwsxedc34
Posts: 2955 - Karma: 2,135
It would be cool if we had a button that could manipulate the layout of Newschoolers.


Kind of like this, http://cat.www.newschoolers.com.meowbify.com/news
11 years ago
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Wampire
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brotoThat hit deep man

I can hit you deeper ;)
11 years ago
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.Hugo.
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whoa-derei run this place so i don't know what you're talking about


Ha good joke. Everyone knows who really runs ns
11 years ago
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Holte
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I'll be honest, I don't think I've ever logged out in almost a decade.
11 years ago
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Mingg
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Yeah I'm pretty sure I just close my browser and that logs me out haha
11 years ago
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theabortionator
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I clicked it to see what it did. My computer started blinking and a chat message came up saying "Look out your front window" When I did there were two russian men sitting in a car and one raised a gun before slowly driving away. I ran back to my computer and logged back in.


That was 2 weeks ago. I haven't logged out since.
11 years ago
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soulskier
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Harvey really did think of everything, didn't he?
11 years ago
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yasgur99
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what button
11 years ago
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yangumane
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yasgur99



what button


U have no friends nerd
11 years ago
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Chubz.
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.Hugo.Ha good joke. Everyone knows who really runs ns


Is it me?
11 years ago
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.Hugo.
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Chubz.Is it me?


The only thing you run is shit down your leg
11 years ago
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Mr.Huck
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You click on that when you're really constipated. Make sure you can get to the toilet quick though. It works better than turbolax.

11 years ago
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1337
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I was just late night NSG'ing when suddenly


this ALL makes sense now
11 years ago
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broto
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Has anyone ever been logged out randomly? Maybe when someone gets a chub it works both ways
11 years ago
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soulskier
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Walter.1337I was just late night NSG'ing when suddenly


Not only that but also the longest, hardest boner ever

Also the meatiest...
11 years ago
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GayWolf420
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brotoHas anyone ever been logged out randomly? Maybe when someone gets a chub it works both ways


happens 2 me sometimes and its spooky cuz I think I got banned
11 years ago
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El_Barto.
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.Hugo.Ha good joke. Everyone knows who really runs ns


You bet your sweet ass they do
11 years ago
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Lil_Beefy
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maybe it teleports you to horrid land void of snow and skiing
11 years ago
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infedel_one
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FUCK YOU AND YOUR PIECE OF SHIT THREAD. Does this have anything to do with anything or is it just another damn troll...
11 years ago
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Bart.Man
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.Hugo.Ha good joke. Everyone knows who really runs ns


EatMyShartsYou bet your sweet ass they do


I think we better tell them just to make sure they don't forget.
11 years ago
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deeeeezy
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someone definitely must have just pressed the logout button...
11 years ago
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Chunter
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Bart.ManI think we better tell them just to make sure they don't forget.


We have killas in the house. What color do you guys rep in the skreets?
11 years ago
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ModMommy
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Here's to the lucky gentleman who just got a chub. You're welcome.
11 years ago
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broto
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immasHere's to the lucky gentleman who just got a chub. You're welcome.


I'll bet you didn't even have to hit the button. Pink name privilege
11 years ago
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Ribss.
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yungmoneyThreadjack but NS needs a feature that texts you like 3 random facts throughout the day.


The log out button really is a random fact generator, I wasn't joking. Just click the damn mysterious button 3 times a day and there you go.

Tru.
11 years ago
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Ribss.
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yungmoneyThreadjack but NS needs a feature that texts you like 3 random facts throughout the day.


The log out button really is a random fact generator, I wasn't joking. Just click the damn mysterious button 3 times a day and there you go.

Tru.
11 years ago
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CheesusChrist
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Ribss.The log out button really is a random fact generator, I wasn't joking. Just click the damn mysterious button 3 times a day and there you go.

Tru.


i know- it's just too cool of a feature for how little it's used.
11 years ago
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danbrown
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you have to log out to go on aliases idiot
11 years ago
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nutz.
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danbrownyou have to log out to go on aliases idiot


came here to say this, if u know what that button is, you oughtta be banned
11 years ago
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broto
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danbrownyou have to log out to go on aliases idiot


In my 4.5 years here I have never posted from an alias
11 years ago
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