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How would one go about becoming a porn star?

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SlurmrnHurnyBurn
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Especially as a male interested in pursuing an adult acting career.
May 12 2014 12:51AM
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uyghur
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Step 1: have large penis
Step 2: refer to step 1
May 12 2014 12:52AM
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SlurmrnHurnyBurn
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ya I'm sure that helps but this is a legit question...
May 12 2014 12:53AM
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acualywasdolan
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You have to start with gay porn. Have fun
May 12 2014 12:56AM
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Chubz.
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http://www.craigslist.com
May 12 2014 12:59AM
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SlurmrnHurnyBurn
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nothing comes up in my local area. Trust me I tried.
May 12 2014 1:02AM
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El_Barto.
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How big is your wang OP?

I measure mine in centimeters to make myself feel better
May 12 2014 1:34AM
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.Hugo.
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Create a new genre. Send in a video of you and your actual mom fucking. None of that stepmom pussy bullshit
May 12 2014 1:39AM
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deleted5
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I was seeing a girl who did porn for a while, and we had this conversation. You need to have a biggish dick, but whats even more important is being able to cum on command. If you can do that almost all of them start out with gay porn first to know you're serious about doing porn.
May 12 2014 1:50AM
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boozer
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i saw a documentary about the porn industry and apparently there's a hazing period for all male pornstars. You're gonna have to do gay porno to get your foot in the door
May 12 2014 1:53AM
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SlurmrnHurnyBurn
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boozeri saw a documentary about the porn industry and apparently there's a hazing period for all male pornstars. You're gonna have to do gay porno to get your foot in the door


I'm pretty good at jazzing when i want. I'm 5.5. and if gay porn is the only way then fuckkkkk that
May 12 2014 2:17AM
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acualywasdolan
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Op i think ur best bet is to convince some hot girls to dress like schoolgirls and film your own porn. Lots of amateur shit isnt half bad
May 12 2014 2:28AM
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OG_Loc
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BO_I'm pretty good at jazzing when i want.


May 12 2014 2:56AM
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KrazyistKarl
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Pee in her butt.
May 12 2014 3:13AM
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TheGreenBastard
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Karl's right you do that i bet they make a new AVN award category for you
May 12 2014 3:22AM
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Rachy
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I had a guy friend that did some porn. Had... he's dead. It's up for debate if it was by choice.

He was huge. He never did gay porn. He basically responded to some ads on craigslist in the San Fernando Valley (capital of porn, California) till someone was interested.

He didn't make much money and ended up working retail and investing all his money into his gun collection.
May 12 2014 3:37AM
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theabortionator
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OP is bluffing
May 12 2014 3:40AM
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pastysmasher
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ha ha, Im sure theres better sites than NS to find out about getting into porn.
May 12 2014 6:10AM
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.Hugo.
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BO_if gay porn is the only way then fuckkkkk that


OP is definitely gonna do it guys
May 12 2014 9:33AM
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Heart
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BO_I'm pretty good at jazzing when i want. I'm 5.5. and if gay porn is the only way then fuckkkkk that


5.5 is too small man. Jizzing on command is great but you need a cartoonishly large dick as well. There are male porn stars who do only straight porn, but you make a lot less than gay porn, and many "straight" guys will do both.
May 12 2014 9:50AM
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Nacho+
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.Hugo.OP is definitely gonna do it guys


I think I heard EBI has some openings and they are looking for new actors
May 12 2014 10:03AM
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Nacho+
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.Hugo.OP is definitely gonna do it guys


I think I heard EBI has some openings and they are looking for new actors
May 12 2014 10:03AM
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SFB
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Nacho_Macho_manI think I heard EBI has some openings and they are looking for new actors


who the fuck do you think you are. i heard el barto beats the shit out of dumb punks like you
May 12 2014 12:10PM
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op14
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Porn's not as easy to get into as many people think. 5.5? Nah they'll laugh in your face. But, there's completely different levels of porn. You have to no name production companies that only post vids on pornhub and other shitty freesite, and then you have brazzers, realitykings, mofos, etc. I'm sure you'd do fine making 20k a year for a no name porn company that only 14 year olds watch on their ipod's and iphone's on the hub.
May 12 2014 12:16PM
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.Hugo.
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Nacho_Macho_manI think I heard EBI has some openings and they are looking for new actors


I don't enjoy it, but now I have to kill you. Hahaha i'm just kidding... I really fucking enjoy it
May 12 2014 12:18PM
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GayWolf420
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being a fluffer has OP's name written all over it. I think you get to make sure all the pillows and couches and beds are looking good and stuff.
May 12 2014 12:24PM
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Toaster-Tony
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porn would probably be one of the worst professions you could have, guy or girl

-almost everyone in the industry has had or currently has an STD
-you learn to hate sex
-you have to do butt stuff to be successful
-you're at the mercy of the director during the shoots
-terrible pay
-unreliable work
-you'll be forced to take boner pills, and lots of them since you can build a tolerance to those things
-lastly, you'll forever be known as "the guy who does porn"
May 12 2014 12:40PM
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op14
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Diabeeto-you have to do butt stuff to be successful


OP already does that so he's all set. The only thing keeping him back is his tiny pecker
May 12 2014 12:45PM
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SlurmrnHurnyBurn
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ya but its nice and symmetrical and smooth, with a nice busty head. don't they consider things like that?
May 12 2014 7:16PM
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Wampire
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You can start by coming over to my house ;)
May 12 2014 7:19PM
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