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Shit skiers say

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snugs
Posts: 966 - Karma: 4,090
"my toes are cold"
"you need full tilts"
"bang it out"
"bro"
"fucking boarders"
"whats the length on that hoodie?"
"mom, can i borrow your credit card?"

keep it going
inb4 op jokes
May 10 2014 9:03PM
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FreeskiThe603
Posts: 861 - Karma: 1,409
Yo dude I think thats [insert pro/am/famous skier's name here]!
May 11 2014 9:22PM
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JimmyRecard
Posts: 242 - Karma: 2,552
Do a triple
May 11 2014 9:29PM
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.Witta
Posts: 114 - Karma: 262
drewolson24http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KFbK_7dZjk
dont know if the link will work but this is a video for any locals in MN. Fuckin love it


I ski at Hyland almost everyday during the winter, so I thought this was really funny
May 11 2014 10:44PM
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brandonhausner
Posts: 201 - Karma: 837
fuck i shouldve brought my face tube
May 11 2014 11:03PM
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Phansy
Posts: 1131 - Karma: 492
uhhhhhhhhm
May 12 2014 12:22AM
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Schwags
Posts: 4724 - Karma: 711
My parents paid for my college but instead of attending class and getting a bachelors in engineering I listen to gangsta rap and wear clown clothes. Sometimes I switch between a Brooklyn accent and a Jamaican accent.
May 12 2014 2:10AM
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wutangforever
Posts: 181 - Karma: 573
fuck dude I dropped my bowl
May 12 2014 8:50AM
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StokeFactor
Posts: 348 - Karma: 1,012
"I'm so hyped for this season, I'm gonna drop some bangers"

"I'll hit it later I'm just warming up"

"I won't hit the park today the conditions are bad"

"As soon as I'm done with (school/finals/work/other) where gonna get some crazy urban shots"

"Next season I'm gonna drop some bangers!"
May 12 2014 1:50PM
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B.Quincy
Posts: 1074 - Karma: 963
Am I sagging enough?
May 12 2014 8:18PM
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gaperpark69
Posts: 5 - Karma: 167
"Good thing i brought my powder skis!"

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2008/01/10/fashion/10phys.1.jpg
May 13 2014 11:40AM
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McLS
Posts: 1985 - Karma: 6,454
"Dropping"
"Just huck it"
"Snowboarders. Snaaaaaaaake"
"My calves hurt like shit"
"Dude, we suck."
"check out the snow bunny!"
"Shit, my pants are stuck in my bindings"
"No YOU carry the bag!"
"Dude, IS IT ON???"
"Oh shit, I missed the shot"
"fuck, that dude just dubbed."
"Another lap?"
"I'm just gonna take it easy, don't worry..."
"You can TOTALLY land that"
"Dude there's no way you can hurt yourself here"
"My balls are crawling up my ass"
"That was steezy"
"DO YOU KNOW THE WAY TO CHAD'S GAP FROM THE BOTTOM OF ALTA??? Fuck, he had saga tho"
"I gotta check my skis"
"did you see that? no? it was dooope..."
"fucking headphones"
"shit I hate this song"
"Duuuude take off your headphones!!!"

"Wait, shit I left my pass in my jacket in the park."
May 13 2014 12:18PM
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esotericjive
Posts: 1889 - Karma: 1,445
Shit, I dropped the lighter.
May 13 2014 1:06PM
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Phansy
Posts: 1131 - Karma: 492
esotericjiveShit, I dropped the lighter.


thats a snowboarder.
Jul 9 2014 12:55PM
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L0gan
Posts: 36 - Karma: 440
"steep n deep"
Jul 9 2014 1:04PM
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oldworld_newlife
Posts: 1013 - Karma: 5,251
"dude have you seen into the mind"
"do you have any stickers i can have"
Jul 9 2014 1:30PM
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skiersupreme
Posts: 1549 - Karma: 4,872
*snowed four inches* yea dude it was waist deep. face shots and freshies all day.
Jul 9 2014 2:02PM
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kylemclean
Posts: 413 - Karma: 1,311
they say alot of stuff but the one thing they never say (or at least shouldn't) is "Last run"
Jul 9 2014 2:49PM
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