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Shit skiers say

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snugs
Posts: 966 - Karma: 4,090
"my toes are cold"
"you need full tilts"
"bang it out"
"bro"
"fucking boarders"
"whats the length on that hoodie?"
"mom, can i borrow your credit card?"

keep it going
inb4 op jokes
May 10 2014 9:03PM
986 172
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theabortionator
Posts: 51744 - Karma: 163,523
"this has never been done before"
May 10 2014 9:05PM
126 1
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Sir_SkrillALot
Posts: 1736 - Karma: 668
"im gay"
May 10 2014 9:18PM
67 4
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.FRY.
Posts: 5620 - Karma: 22,861
"Get off the landing"
May 10 2014 9:27PM
53 1
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casey_cope
Posts: 675 - Karma: 3,398
"My shins hurt"
May 10 2014 10:03PM
41 3
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tigerrstyle
Posts: 115 - Karma: 203
can you see the red light
May 10 2014 10:35PM
4 45
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Puzzled
Posts: 4267 - Karma: 4,448
"feed me"
May 10 2014 10:36PM
34 1
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bighomieflock
Posts: 2040 - Karma: 2,445
"Hi"
"Hello"
"Hey what's up"
"How's your day going"
May 10 2014 10:38PM
48 1
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Michael_Thatcher
Posts: 523 - Karma: 3,469
https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/741234/Shit-Skiers-Say
May 10 2014 10:45PM
65 1
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milk_man
Posts: 5252 - Karma: 5,978
'pretz'
'OPs mom is hot'
'OPs dad is hot'
'OPs sister is hot'
'free food?!!??'
May 10 2014 10:55PM
4 37
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humpty
Posts: 1190 - Karma: 3,162
Dude can I borrow a dollar for some 10 dollar fries
May 10 2014 11:23PM
5 18
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~Turquoise
Posts: 484 - Karma: 615
'Fuckin snowboarders'
May 11 2014 12:39AM
19 1
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kim_jong_ill
Posts: 1019 - Karma: 3,147
"Was that dumped?"
"Did you get the shot?"
"That was dope bro"
"So hesh"
"So thug"
"Do a backflip"
"Go big or go home"
"Just send it"
"Follow me in"
"Can I follow you in?"
"How fast should I go?"
May 11 2014 12:51AM
41 3
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kim_jong_ill
Posts: 1019 - Karma: 3,147
"Pee in her butt"
May 11 2014 12:52AM
57 1
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Dubal
Posts: 82 - Karma: 795
"stay on the landing"
May 11 2014 12:59AM
19 1
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drewolson24
Posts: 450 - Karma: 898
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KFbK_7dZjk
dont know if the link will work but this is a video for any locals in MN. Fuckin love it
May 11 2014 1:54AM
10 1
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vandersteeze
Posts: 2650 - Karma: 1,511
"Hi there, how are things?"
May 11 2014 1:55AM
10 0
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Calb3rt
Posts: 6005 - Karma: 2,203
May 11 2014 1:57AM
70 0
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j.var
Posts: 591 - Karma: 215
"I think I bent my pole"
May 11 2014 3:52AM
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steezyclezy
Posts: 217 - Karma: 1,260
is this meant to be what shit (bad) skiers say or is it shit that skiers say
May 11 2014 4:48AM
0 7
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CrapBandit
Posts: 142 - Karma: 861
"are you high?"
May 11 2014 4:52AM
0 8
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HappySoda
Posts: 333 - Karma: 449
"We need more goat semen"
May 11 2014 7:03AM
33 2
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Nate_Dawg
Posts: 54 - Karma: 106
"did I stomp that?"
"I came so close to stomping that, that counts right?!"
May 11 2014 8:00AM
8 0
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Nacho+
Posts: 3748 - Karma: 7,791
"OP just say this video for the first time"
May 11 2014 8:08AM
1 1
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11989 - Karma: 12,264
"dude that was like a dub misty 1440 venom grab to pretzel Ray Charles out yo"

"nah it was way more of a triple cork screamin semen octo grab into a k fed on the donkey dick."
May 11 2014 8:08AM
19 0
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Atomika09
Posts: 104 - Karma: 746
Calling it a margarine everytime a brotha comes up short on their landings
May 11 2014 8:47AM
2 4
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
Fucking snowboarders
May 11 2014 8:48AM
2 4
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crimeenthusiast
Posts: 770 - Karma: 3,354
"Fuck my snowpants are caught in my bindings"
May 11 2014 10:33AM
17 1
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KillerPow
Posts: 99 - Karma: 113
[video]
May 11 2014 11:00AM
1 1
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Brule.
Posts: 3936 - Karma: 6,290
But MOOOOMM, I WANTED XXXXL SAGA!
May 11 2014 11:02AM
22 2
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KillerPow
Posts: 99 - Karma: 113
http://youtu.be/aeSbgy_MAfg
May 11 2014 11:02AM
6 2
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C.DeJohn
Posts: 499 - Karma: 579
slug
May 11 2014 11:04AM
2 0
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montanan
Posts: 1787 - Karma: 1,346
" that pow was up to my nipples !"
May 11 2014 11:12AM
16 0
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MartianMan
Posts: 1101 - Karma: 2,099
bro
May 11 2014 12:22PM
4 1
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bakerpunk
Posts: 884 - Karma: 1,126
"you got an extra beer?"
May 11 2014 12:28PM
3 1
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why_not_jib
Posts: 8 - Karma: 28
"My arches"
"I need to get my boots off"
"My din just isn't high enough"
"This bindings are shit"
"I need to cut my toenails"
"I should really get some mittens"
"That jacket's too small"
"Fucking gapers"
"There's too much ice"
"They should have separate lifts for good skiers"
"I'm the best skier on this hill"
May 11 2014 12:56PM
8 0
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yangumane
Posts: 1816 - Karma: 3,347
"wanna grab some rental poles before we leave?"
May 11 2014 1:20PM
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arnie_grape
Posts: 3451 - Karma: 11,688
MY ANKLES ARE BROKEN
May 11 2014 1:20PM
18 1
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MisoSoup
Posts: 154 - Karma: 174
" do you know tom wallisch?"
" are you sponsored ??!"
May 11 2014 1:30PM
6 0
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11954 - Karma: 12,302
Fuck, I have to shit.
May 11 2014 1:35PM
10 0
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Greenburg
Posts: 38 - Karma: 902
"get off the landing!"
"you sponsored?'
May 11 2014 1:59PM
5 1
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Tent
Posts: 1082 - Karma: 682
"send it"
"im baked"
May 11 2014 3:09PM
4 0
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Willard
Posts: 5117 - Karma: 429
"Iz you rolling? BITCH I MIGHT BE"
May 11 2014 3:45PM
3 1
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dtwizzle
Posts: 233 - Karma: 1,951
"look at that fucking gaper"
May 11 2014 5:22PM
1 0
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CoyoteJenkins
Posts: 28 - Karma: 17
"My ankles!"
"My ankles are broken!"
"His ankles are broken."
"I got broken ankles! AHHHH!"
May 11 2014 5:45PM
2 1
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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,128
"Hang on I have snow on the bottom of my boot."
May 11 2014 5:48PM
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fredyferl
Posts: 2947 - Karma: 14,855
I never get tired of someone claiming what trick he's done when no one has asked him
May 11 2014 6:45PM
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theorolfs
Posts: 125 - Karma: 105
"Is it on?"
"Is the red light blinking?"
"should i hit it?"
"Hows the landing?"
May 11 2014 7:02PM
1 0
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Zimmy
Posts: 1258 - Karma: -1,327
bighomieflock"How's your day going"



Well, add "Yo, did you fart" and that's what self-proclaimed ski boss said at end of recent edit to headphone girl.

Like I give a f###

Anyway, real shit skiers are usually yelling at their friends from the chair because they're so slow and they've been left behind.
May 11 2014 7:09PM
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