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What was your first word?

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Miomo
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Mine was "Car" because my grandpa would always buy me Hotwheels cars.
11 years ago
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Olimar
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Dildos
11 years ago
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Wizerd
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It was a slurred baby word, but I think it sounded like "Ohpeeesgahy"
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Anathema
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www.youtube.com/embed/qMPpnCvCZvw
11 years ago
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JTCasper540_MN
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WizerdIt was a slurred baby word, but I think it sounded like "Ohpeeesgahy"

^ this
11 years ago
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Anathema
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https://www.youtube.com/embed/qMPpnCvCZvw
11 years ago
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,062
fuck it i cant do the new embedding. fuck you ns. im dim.
11 years ago
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balzach
Posts: 241 - Karma: 2,616
pee in her butt
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chicken
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anarchy
11 years ago
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whoa-dere
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op is some drake type fool
11 years ago
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Abu_Hajaar
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Do a dub
11 years ago
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soulskier
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It was too far back for me to remember and the rents aren't around but I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it was "mom" or "dad"
11 years ago
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deleted5
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No joke Zamboni.
11 years ago
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broto
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i was but 17 months when i told my mom:

"if u do not hev snepbeck then u do not hev sweg"
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Bateman
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brotoi was but 17 months when i told my mom:

"if u do not hev snepbeck then u do not hev sweg"


Did you have some kind of baby disease that replaces A's with E's?
11 years ago
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cool_name
Posts: 4295 - Karma: 3,136
i have no idea i was still a baby
11 years ago
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PizzaKid
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Tree, second was car
11 years ago
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Brule.
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Mine was "bye-bye," I dunno why.
11 years ago
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milk_man
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Miomo
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GayWolf420
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brotoi was but 17 months when i told my mom:

"if u do not hev snepbeck then u do not hev sweg"


i hope ur mom beat ur ass after u said that
11 years ago
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broto
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DeebieSkeebiesi hope ur mom beat ur ass after u said that


She beat autism into me at 18 months
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.Hugo.
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OlimarDildos


he said first word not first toy
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GayWolf420
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brotoShe beat autism into me at 18 months


thats chyll
11 years ago
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bighomieflock
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versace
11 years ago
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Dr.Dealgood
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Mine was "bug"

However, my sister's was "octopus"
11 years ago
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SFB
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" the holocaust wasnt real"
11 years ago
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Charlie_Kelly
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" mommy big slut right dad"?
11 years ago
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jellomellow
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.Hugo.he said first word not first toy


OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. BURN!!!!!!!111!!!!111!111!!!!!!!!
11 years ago
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caderobinson
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Ball. No homo
11 years ago
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El_Barto.
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.Hugo.he said first word not first toy


oh snap
11 years ago
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.Hugo.
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anal_addictionOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. BURN!!!!!!!111!!!!111!111!!!!!!!!


Is that sarcasm?? No more stickers for you pal
11 years ago
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slav_slayer
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no joke it was "poop"
it was also the first word i could spell on my own ;_;
11 years ago
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Stadtski
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dog
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SFB
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.Hugo.Is that sarcasm?? No more stickers for you pal


are you the one who tells people i have free stickers? i keep getting pms from kids asking for stickers
11 years ago
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maximiliaan
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http://youtu.be/Rg6vc66foXE
11 years ago
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infuser
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pussy money drama
11 years ago
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will_powder
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ball
11 years ago
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Steezygaper
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Pow
11 years ago
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Arabian
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my first words were, I AM POSEIDON LORD OF THE SEVEN SEAS
11 years ago
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El_Barto.
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SFBare you the one who tells people i have free stickers? i keep getting pms from kids asking for stickers


hahahahaha






HAHAHAHAHA
11 years ago
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youngdtay
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Supper because I enjoyed eating food.
11 years ago
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Lé.Skiing
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"What's that" but pronounced more like "whassat"
11 years ago
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MuckMaestro
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First word was Dog. Proud
11 years ago
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