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If Pros Were Music Artists

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Lou.
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Going off the "similarities of porn and ski industries" (https://www.newschoolers.com/forum/thread/781844/Similarities-between-ski-and-porn-industry) and the
"If pros were a drug" (https://www.newschoolers.com/forum/thread/781915/IF-pros-were-a-drug--what-would-they-be-) threads...

If pros (or crews) were artists who would they be..

Ill start

Tanner Hall - Dr. Dre
Nick Geopper - Macklemore
Hood Crew - D12
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May 4 2014 4:09PM
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Noha
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Woodsy- Skrillex
May 4 2014 4:13PM
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steezyjibber
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Matt Walker - Bad Things
May 4 2014 4:13PM
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Agamemnon
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Shaun White-Hannah Montana
May 4 2014 4:15PM
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.squirrely.
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op - elton john
May 4 2014 4:17PM
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Byron_tha_gr8
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Tanner Hall- Tanner Hall the shitty reggae artist
May 4 2014 4:18PM
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Bateman
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enough with the fucking polls already.
May 4 2014 4:23PM
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Tacocat
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Henrik - ODB

At first you kind of think they are crazy, but the more you look into them, the more you see how great personalities they have/had (RIP).
Also, both have a grim style, some great skills and they pump you up!
That may was hard to follow but I'm tired and I kinda want to write something, wow, this really ruins my entire post
May 4 2014 4:38PM
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srekem
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Big Air Dave - Miley Cyrus
May 4 2014 5:11PM
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JTCasper540_MN
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Jesper Tjader = Slim Shady
May 4 2014 5:28PM
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Mag
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I'd have to give this one to stepp

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
May 4 2014 5:32PM
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Gerome.
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Lord_ByronTanner Hall- Tanner Hall the shitty reggae artist


Snoop Lion?
May 4 2014 6:10PM
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broto
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Op is icejjfish
May 4 2014 6:11PM
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Heart
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David Lesh - Riff Raff

May 4 2014 7:26PM
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theabortionator
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Inb4 exclusively hip hop artists
May 4 2014 7:39PM
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cyberginger
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Tanner Hall isn't an artist, instead he has a plethora of songs written about him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xs17_wNbIX4
May 4 2014 7:59PM
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ZachAndCheese
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T Hall- Afroman
May 4 2014 8:02PM
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IBAM
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shaun white-shaun white
May 4 2014 9:15PM
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SFB
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OP- freddy mercury who has sex with lots of dudes.
May 4 2014 9:44PM
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caderobinson
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Geopper would be Bruno mars or however the fuck you spell it
May 4 2014 10:06PM
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elm.
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candide thovex - led zeppelin
May 4 2014 10:16PM
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Mag
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Shaun White is now R. Kelly

http://www.yobeat.com/2014/05/04/shaun-white-takes-some-internet-chick-to-prom/
May 4 2014 10:19PM
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K-Dot.
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Mostly Hip Hop:

Cole Drexler - Childish Gambino
Tanner Hall - Shabba Ranks
Traveling Circus - Lonely Island
Tom Wallisch - Pharrell
Bobby Brown - Bobby Brown
Nick Goepper - Katy Perry
Adam Delorme - Q-Tip from ATCQ
Jossi Wells - ASAP Rocky
David Wise - Mumford and Sons
Torin Yater Wallace - Kendrick Lamar
Max Hill - Theophilus London
B-Dog - Method Man
Hoodcrew - Odd Future?
E-Heath - Rick Ross (too far?)
May 4 2014 10:29PM
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beauchamp
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Reed Lewis would be Tupac no doubt.

May 4 2014 10:31PM
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crimeenthusiast
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Chug life-mickey avalon
May 4 2014 11:18PM
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CalvinStork
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The olympics slopeslyle podium is like One Direction
May 4 2014 11:29PM
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robotdna
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MagI'd have to give this one to stepp

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ


Dammit.
May 4 2014 11:50PM
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John18_6
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I think it speaks for itself.
May 5 2014 12:58AM
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Twandos
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beaupressReed Lewis would be Tupac no doubt.


May 5 2014 1:39AM
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whoa-dere
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geopper- taylor swift
May 5 2014 1:41AM
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p-fo
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Shea = Rick Ross.
May 5 2014 2:19AM
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GANDALF
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Jossi = Bob Dylan
May 5 2014 4:28AM
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jibbpeter
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Stept = AOTP
May 5 2014 7:42AM
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Phil-X-
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B-dog and Snoop-dogg


May 5 2014 8:28AM
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dvx100
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K-Dot.Bobby Brown - Bobby Brown


He's one in the same.
May 5 2014 8:55AM
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jordangaebel
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Aaron_He's one in the same.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0FKzPfsxA4

theres a bobby brown that is a music artist to
May 5 2014 11:24AM
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IBranden
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K-Dot.Mostly Hip Hop:

Cole Drexler - Childish Gambino
Tanner Hall - Shabba Ranks
Traveling Circus - Lonely Island
Tom Wallisch - Pharrell
Bobby Brown - Bobby Brown
Nick Goepper - Katy Perry
Adam Delorme - Q-Tip from ATCQ
Jossi Wells - ASAP Rocky
David Wise - Mumford and Sons
Torin Yater Wallace - Kendrick Lamar
Max Hill - Theophilus London
B-Dog - Method Man
Hoodcrew - Odd Future?
E-Heath - Rick Ross (too far?)



On Point!
May 5 2014 12:20PM
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whoa-dere
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K-Dot.Tom Wallisch - Pharrell


tom isn't gay
May 5 2014 1:13PM
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whoa-dere
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K-Dot.Tom Wallisch - Pharrell


tom isn't gay
May 5 2014 1:13PM
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SwaggyP
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Steve stepp- waka flocka
May 5 2014 2:48PM
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JayRich
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K-Dot.Mostly Hip Hop:

Cole Drexler - Childish Gambino
Tanner Hall - Shabba Ranks
Traveling Circus - Lonely Island
Tom Wallisch - Pharrell
Bobby Brown - Bobby Brown
Nick Goepper - Katy Perry
Adam Delorme - Q-Tip from ATCQ
Jossi Wells - ASAP Rocky
David Wise - Mumford and Sons
Torin Yater Wallace - Kendrick Lamar
Max Hill - Theophilus London
B-Dog - Method Man
Hoodcrew - Odd Future?
E-Heath - Rick Ross (too far?)


so fucking accurate
May 5 2014 5:39PM
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yangumane
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The referenced post has been removed.


you learned about the Dead Kennedys from the Supreme drop a couple weeks ago didn't you
May 5 2014 5:56PM
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K-Dot.
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whoa-deretom isn't gay


And neither is Pharrell...
Unless you mean that he's
May 5 2014 7:46PM
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GrahamGould
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May 5 2014 11:05PM
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Phil-X-
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Phil-X-B-dog and Snoop-dogg




Holy shizzle didnt even realize his penny said wizzle
May 6 2014 6:24PM
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HarlTheGnarl
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Gotta love NS...All of the comments are rap related besides the only respectable one (Candide - Led Zeppelin)....

And no, don't ever pair Henrik Harlaut with the likes of a legend like Bob Marley...He'd be more like the 17 yr old, white, dreaded, "musical artists" you see on the street in Denver with a guitar in their hand, trying so hard to be rasta and relevant in the most desperate way possible.

Also, my contribution to this thread:

Seth Morrison - The Misfits
May 6 2014 6:39PM
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Heart
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HarlTheGnarlGotta love NS...All of the comments are rap related besides the only respectable one (Candide - Led Zeppelin)....

And no, don't ever pair Henrik Harlaut with the likes of a legend like Bob Marley...He'd be more like the 17 yr old, white, dreaded, "musical artists" you see on the street in Denver with a guitar in their hand, trying so hard to be rasta and relevant in the most desperate way possible.

Also, my contribution to this thread:

Seth Morrison - The Misfits


DAAAAADDDDDD go back to TGR!!!
May 6 2014 8:23PM
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