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Ski Confessions

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_anderson_
Posts: 164 - Karma: 1,783
Sometimes in the summer i put my ski gear on and sit in front of the AC and close my eyes and pretend im skiin to get rid of seasonitis
Apr 30 2014 8:55PM
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shinbangclan
Posts: 1177 - Karma: 7,546
rails suck and they're hard
jumps are way more fun
Aug 17 2020 7:55PM
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asparagus
Posts: 2477 - Karma: 28,188
sometimes i mute the edit and play my own music over it
Aug 17 2020 10:30PM
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WisconsinDogfart
Posts: 675 - Karma: 5,525
my mom wont let me buy skis even though i have the money
Aug 18 2020 3:54PM
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vibecheck
Posts: 3112 - Karma: 15,185
airmightydudemy mom wont let me buy skis even though i have the money


being 14 SUCKS
Aug 18 2020 5:47PM
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CLQ
Posts: 2709 - Karma: 11,260
shinbangclanrails suck and they're hard
jumps are way more fun


What the fuck is wrong with you?
Aug 18 2020 5:53PM
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WisconsinDogfart
Posts: 675 - Karma: 5,525
im actually 14 1/2
vibecheckbeing 14 SUCKS
Aug 18 2020 5:57PM
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ScaryDumpTruck
Posts: 584 - Karma: 3,392
shinbangclanrails suck and they're hard
jumps are way more fun

Fucking Jerry
Aug 18 2020 6:03PM
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shinbangclan
Posts: 1177 - Karma: 7,546
CLQWhat the fuck is wrong with you?

ScaryDumpTruckFucking Jerry


Sorry guys but flying is objectively more fun than sliding on metal. Non park skiers don't want to do blind 2s off the down flat, they want to do a backflip off a jump. Theres a reason jumps get you laid and rails dont.
Aug 18 2020 9:53PM
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vibecheck
Posts: 3112 - Karma: 15,185
shinbangclanSorry guys but flying is objectively more fun than sliding on metal. Non park skiers don't want to do blind 2s off the down flat, they want to do a backflip off a jump. Theres a reason jumps get you laid and rails dont.


true
Aug 18 2020 10:04PM
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CLQ
Posts: 2709 - Karma: 11,260
shinbangclanSorry guys but flying is objectively more fun than sliding on metal. Non park skiers don't want to do blind 2s off the down flat, they want to do a backflip off a jump. Theres a reason jumps get you laid and rails dont.


I think a lot of people would say that rails are way more fun, myself being one of them. I don't fucking ski to get laid, i ski to have fun.
Aug 18 2020 10:08PM
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shinbangclan
Posts: 1177 - Karma: 7,546
CLQI think a lot of people would say that rails are way more fun, myself being one of them. I don't fucking ski to get laid, i ski to have fun.


I don't wanna shit on rails cause I still think they're sick, I just don't like doing them. To each their own.
Aug 18 2020 10:54PM
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dolanslebensraum
Posts: 5959 - Karma: -13,099
when i was like 10 I tried to go off in The woods to piss and i had to go so bad that i started going while i was tried to unzip my jacket and take off my suspender snowpants and after a few seconds of pissing in my pants i just said fuck it, and unloaded my entire bladder in my ski clothes.

it felt warm though.
Aug 19 2020 1:13AM
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OregonDead
Posts: 6891 - Karma: 24,559
I might say that I pee on my skis to mark them like a wolf but it's mostly because of the wind
Aug 19 2020 1:16AM
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Cahal
Posts: 945 - Karma: 594
Sometimes i "borrow" poles from the rental shops
Aug 20 2020 10:54AM
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lil.Boye
Posts: 2647 - Karma: 12,028
this is kinda hard to say but... i'm not very good at backflips...
Aug 21 2020 8:10PM
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skiguy04
Posts: 1597 - Karma: 1,118
Skiing gonna help you protect your virginity
Jul 19 2022 4:42PM
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asparagus
Posts: 2477 - Karma: 28,188
asparagussometimes i mute the edit and play my own music over it

lol I still do this
Jul 19 2022 6:01PM
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BradFiAusNzCoCa
Posts: 6981 - Karma: 60,979
I hate detuning edges because I hate to destroy a ski. This has reduced my rail game and led to frustration the last few years. I’m going to have to just sacrifice a ski. I’ve already started with one in my quiver but it still hurts. Also detuning by hand takes FOREVER with the detune I’m used to.
Jul 20 2022 10:04AM
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nmwninjart
Posts: 2994 - Karma: 15,064
captainslackWhen i listen to music i imagine myself in an edit. All the clips are there in my head, including the ski lift time lapse and the clipping into my bindings shot. such a sick edit every time, unfortunately i can't do any of the tricks i imagine and I hate waiting around to do filming so i never get to make these edits

I do this too.
Of course I imagine myself doing things that I actually can't do.
Jul 20 2022 7:20PM
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The_Best_Bread
Posts: 202 - Karma: 1,439
i quit skiing because park snowboarding is easier, will probably switch back after landing on my knees one more time tho
Jul 20 2022 8:00PM
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Rparr
Posts: 5562 - Karma: 45,585
The_Best_Breadi quit skiing because park snowboarding is easier


I had the exact opposite experience. snowboarded for 5 years and went back to skiing because I was much better at it in the park and thus had more fun
Jul 21 2022 9:43AM
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SofaKingSick
Posts: 9292 - Karma: 60,981
i've never done a rightside 3

and no one can make me
Jul 21 2022 2:44PM
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