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Duke Nukem

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T.L.
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IT'S TIME TO KICK ASS AND CHEW BUBBLE GUM....BUT I'M ALL OUTTA GUM.


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Dec 14 2004 10:28PM
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T.L.
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hes going to kill all of you. run.
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Dec 14 2004 10:28PM
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SkiBumDreams
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you need to play the original duke nukem old share ware side scrolling oh hell yeah screw that 3d first person shooter bull shit!
Dec 15 2004 11:24AM
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Apple
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word cant describe how much i loved that game. it was so great.
-Thom Savery

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Dec 15 2004 11:27AM
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DAMICO
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^nope your forgetting the oringinal badass shooter game Wolfenstein 3D BABY...It can't be stopped...

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Dec 15 2004 11:28AM
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Mike-O
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Wolf the first episode sucked. DUKE RULZ!!1

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Dec 15 2004 12:57PM
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Moses
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i remember the side scrolling version. your gun shot out zig zags
Dec 15 2004 1:06PM
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Kill_All_Minorities
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I hate the niggers I hate the jews I hate the spiks I hate the chinks I hate you I'll rape your dog in the asshole.

Dec 15 2004 1:07PM
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lipen69
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i wish i could hit you over the internet^^^
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Dec 15 2004 2:43PM
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T.L.
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i downloaded duke 3d and wolfenstein but i dont know how to set up stuff in DOS
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Dec 15 2004 2:46PM
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Lateralis
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duke was awesome




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Dec 15 2004 2:50PM
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T.L.
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there should be a duke movie.
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Dec 15 2004 2:54PM
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skiierman
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Duke Nukem kicked ass. He was the most badass children's hero ever to exsist. Captain Planet is just a tree huggin' tofu shitting pussy next to Duke Nukem.





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Dec 15 2004 3:04PM
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mikee
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there was duke nukem 1 duke nukem 2 and duke nukem 3d I believe. 1 was kinda easy, 2 wasnt as cool but a little harder and then 3d was well 3d.

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Dec 15 2004 3:06PM
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asac
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3d was awesome. i remember the strippers with the tassles. hell yeah.





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Dec 15 2004 4:21PM
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Forum*
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o man i loved that game, i'd have to fight my friends to play it
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Dec 15 2004 4:24PM
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Baker
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i remember my dad got me that game when i was in the 3rd grade, and it was the coolest shit. All that swearing and strippers and shit. My friends would beg to come over and play it. I also beat wolfenstein 3d when i was 5 and my dad gave me shit because it was on easy mode.


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Dec 15 2004 5:06PM
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Ghost
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they had plans a number of years ago to make a duke nukem movie. They had already done filming and had most of it out. But I think the production funding fell through or something. I forget.

Either way, great game series.

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Dec 15 2004 5:14PM
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andyrightcoast
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Duke Nukem 3d was awesome, only thing is I look back on it and realize he was just one big ripoff of Bruce Campbell :-(.


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Dec 15 2004 5:14PM
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wuestinator
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duke nukem forever is never comming out... or it did and i didn't hear about it. mass good times playing duke3d



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Dec 15 2004 5:26PM
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Apple
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didnt they make a dukenukem 64? i seem to remember playing it on N64 back in the day.
-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography



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'I hope you get hit by a neon'

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Dec 15 2004 5:29PM
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proZach
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duke nukem 3D, you could go to a strip club. if you shot the bitches, they showed dems tities. but blood was coming out of their nips. not cool.
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Dec 15 2004 5:47PM
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hazel_32
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^....no your wrong...if u shot them they turned into them pig lookin things and shot yo ass dead



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Dec 15 2004 5:50PM
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proZach
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well they showed me their tities and they had bleeding nips. maybe if you had money or something.
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Dec 15 2004 5:51PM
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andyrightcoast
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Uh, if you walk up to them and hit the space bar you'd hand them money and they'd shake their tits for you, they didn't have bleeding nipples, they had on those twirly things over the nipples.


-Andy

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Dec 15 2004 6:12PM
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EndlessWinta77
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haha i just downloaded that shit
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Dec 15 2004 6:12PM
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Pklink04
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what a terrible game




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Dec 15 2004 7:29PM
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evilninja
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duke is a fukkking maniac.....he's so cool.

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Dec 15 2004 7:35PM
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Stowe24
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he's easy to kill, i shot him twice in the head with my arrows
Dec 15 2004 9:03PM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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what was that game where you were a chinese guy named 'LO WANG' it was a ripoff of duke3d but equally good


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Dec 15 2004 9:06PM
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Mike2.0
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Duke Nukum sucks but remains great for its time.
Dec 15 2004 9:06PM
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T.L.
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wasn't there an expansion where he was in the carribian or somthing?

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Dec 15 2004 10:04PM
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Von
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theres sopposed to be a Duke Nukem Forever coming out soon

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Dec 15 2004 11:08PM
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T.L.
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yeah but i doubt it ever will
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Dec 15 2004 11:25PM
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andyrightcoast
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theres sopposed to be a Duke Nukem Forever coming out soon

HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

HAHAHAHAHHA

no ... im ok.. really

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ok ill stop now...

HAHAHA... HA... HAHA... HA...




Duke Nukem Forever is coming out soon... no... really... BWAHAHAHAHAH

-Andy

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Dec 15 2004 11:38PM
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wuestinator
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more like duke nukem FORNEVER. b/c that bitch aint ever comming out.



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Dec 16 2004 12:18AM
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Mike-O
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I remember that Lo Wang game,it was called Shadow Warrior. You had a katana and shit.
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Dec 16 2004 4:21AM
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Ryno
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^^ wow you REALLY got em WU man
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Dec 16 2004 7:51AM
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gnar_kill
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man duke can kick some serious alien ass and still be a stud at the same time, how does he do it?

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Dec 16 2004 11:13AM
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shibby
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that game was the bombdigity boyss yeah yeah





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Dec 16 2004 11:28AM
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DAMICO
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those alien scum are gonna pay for shootin up my ride....

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Dec 16 2004 12:01PM
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Shaggy
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yeah, i remember goin over to my friends place, and watching the strippers show us their tits. then i punched him in the back of the head so i could play some more
Dec 16 2004 1:09PM
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Mike-O
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Does anyone remember what he says to the final boss on the american football field? I can't remember, but I now it's something good.
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Dec 16 2004 2:08PM
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Shaggy
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well, i dont ever remember him saying something bad. he's so fuckin badass
Dec 16 2004 2:44PM
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