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Pit vipers

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Holzsteezy*
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thoughts on pit vipers? rad? Shitty? I wanna get a pair but I wanna know what people actually think about these wild puppies
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.Hugo.
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Aren't venomous snakes illegal to own? And you want 2?
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Holzsteezy*
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.Hugo.Aren't venomous snakes illegal to own? And you want 2?


obviously you dont know what pit vipers are. They're these sunglasses made in SLC but Chuck Mumford. badass look from the 90's
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.Hugo.
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Holzscheiter.802obviously you dont know what pit vipers are. They're these sunglasses made in SLC but Chuck Mumford. badass look from the 90's


pretty sure putting poisonous snakes on your face is not a good idea.... what does this chuck guy think hes doing?
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Holzsteezy*
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.Hugo.pretty sure putting poisonous snakes on your face is not a good idea.... what does this chuck guy think hes doing?


no you not putting fucking poisonous snakes on your face. Pit Viper is the name of the company. They're sunglasses
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profa_212
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They look stupid on anything other than gaper day.
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.Hugo.
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Holzscheiter.802no you not putting fucking poisonous snakes on your face. Pit Viper is the name of the company. They're sunglasses


So its sunglasses made out of snakes? What do they use the bones and skin? I would think the snake skin would be uncomfortable on your ears/face
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.nasty
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Profahoben_212They look stupid on anything other than gaper day.


you sound like a twat. probably can't pull them off on your gay face

watch the infomercial on their site, they're good for EVERYTHING.
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.nasty
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oh, but to the OP. they're awesome, amazing for skiing and bombproof construction. How could you not wanna support chuck mumf?
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El_Barto.
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I once got bit by a snake on my penis and then had to have a male witch doctor suck out the venom. Plot twist...OP was the male witch doctor and there was no snake. OP is gay
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chiefbroseph
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Holzscheiter.802no you not putting fucking poisonous snakes on your face. Pit Viper is the name of the company. They're sunglasses


trololololoo
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dubage
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I scheduled an appointment to have a pair surgically attached to my face so I can be rad every day all day all night.
RAD
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elm.
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OP
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profa_212
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.nylesyou sound like a twat. probably can't pull them off on your gay face

watch the infomercial on their site, they're good for EVERYTHING.


You are correct, my face is far too homosexual for them.
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k3ndall.goodman
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I have a pair of the 1993's a little while ago.They're fuckin dope. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXG0PACMUOo the twenty second mark describes exactly how I feel about them
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Dstan
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.Hugo.So its sunglasses made out of snakes? What do they use the bones and skin? I would think the snake skin would be uncomfortable on your ears/face


Dude. OP was pretty clear that they're not made of snakes. Its just a company thats called Pit Vipers because each pair is hand made by snakes in a new reptile based manufacturing system.
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El_Barto.
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DstanDude. OP was pretty clear that they're not made of snakes. Its just a company thats called Pit Vipers because each pair is hand made by snakes in a new reptile based manufacturing system.


Mexicans are gonna be pissed when they hear about this new cheap snake labor stealing all their jobs
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Session
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These are literally the same sunglasses I was issued by the army in the mid to late 90's. They added some stickers to them, and called them Pit Vipers

http://www.amazon.com/Official-Military-Ballistic-Protective-Shooting/dp/B0029L7H5Y
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Calb3rt
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so where do the wild puppies fit into the equation?
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.Hugo.
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Calb3rtso where do the wild puppies fit into the equation?


I think that is what he is going to use to feed his illegal poisonous pets. That's kinda fucked up tho
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OregonDead
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These claim to be bullet proof but I don't know how much that will help with your ski touring. If you want something that will block a lot of light above treeline you can get Julbo Spectron 4 glasses for less $.
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Dstan
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Julbos would probably be a good option. Snakes are cold blooded and wouldn't do well above the tree line anyway
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TheBiggestHuck
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They are only cool if you ski Snowbird on Wubangers and rocking Panda poles and a Strafe one piece!
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b-kul
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Calb3rtso where do the wild puppies fit into the equation?


only gus kenworthy knows.
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SFBv420.0
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