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Pit vipers

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Holzsteezy*
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thoughts on pit vipers? rad? Shitty? I wanna get a pair but I wanna know what people actually think about these wild puppies
Apr 29 2014 5:03PM
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.Hugo.
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Aren't venomous snakes illegal to own? And you want 2?
Apr 29 2014 5:07PM
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Holzsteezy*
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.Hugo.Aren't venomous snakes illegal to own? And you want 2?


obviously you dont know what pit vipers are. They're these sunglasses made in SLC but Chuck Mumford. badass look from the 90's
Apr 29 2014 5:11PM
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.Hugo.
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Holzscheiter.802obviously you dont know what pit vipers are. They're these sunglasses made in SLC but Chuck Mumford. badass look from the 90's


pretty sure putting poisonous snakes on your face is not a good idea.... what does this chuck guy think hes doing?
Apr 29 2014 5:15PM
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Holzsteezy*
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.Hugo.pretty sure putting poisonous snakes on your face is not a good idea.... what does this chuck guy think hes doing?


no you not putting fucking poisonous snakes on your face. Pit Viper is the name of the company. They're sunglasses
Apr 29 2014 5:20PM
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profa_212
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They look stupid on anything other than gaper day.
Apr 29 2014 5:40PM
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.Hugo.
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Holzscheiter.802no you not putting fucking poisonous snakes on your face. Pit Viper is the name of the company. They're sunglasses


So its sunglasses made out of snakes? What do they use the bones and skin? I would think the snake skin would be uncomfortable on your ears/face
Apr 29 2014 5:46PM
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.nasty
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Profahoben_212They look stupid on anything other than gaper day.


you sound like a twat. probably can't pull them off on your gay face

watch the infomercial on their site, they're good for EVERYTHING.
Apr 29 2014 5:47PM
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.nasty
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oh, but to the OP. they're awesome, amazing for skiing and bombproof construction. How could you not wanna support chuck mumf?
Apr 29 2014 5:48PM
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El_Barto.
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I once got bit by a snake on my penis and then had to have a male witch doctor suck out the venom. Plot twist...OP was the male witch doctor and there was no snake. OP is gay
Apr 29 2014 5:51PM
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chiefbroseph
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Holzscheiter.802no you not putting fucking poisonous snakes on your face. Pit Viper is the name of the company. They're sunglasses


trololololoo
Apr 29 2014 9:28PM
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dubage
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I scheduled an appointment to have a pair surgically attached to my face so I can be rad every day all day all night.
RAD
Apr 29 2014 10:09PM
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elm.
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OP
Apr 29 2014 10:41PM
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profa_212
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.nylesyou sound like a twat. probably can't pull them off on your gay face

watch the infomercial on their site, they're good for EVERYTHING.


You are correct, my face is far too homosexual for them.
Apr 29 2014 10:50PM
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k3ndall.goodman
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I have a pair of the 1993's a little while ago.They're fuckin dope. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXG0PACMUOo the twenty second mark describes exactly how I feel about them
Apr 29 2014 11:14PM
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Dstan
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.Hugo.So its sunglasses made out of snakes? What do they use the bones and skin? I would think the snake skin would be uncomfortable on your ears/face


Dude. OP was pretty clear that they're not made of snakes. Its just a company thats called Pit Vipers because each pair is hand made by snakes in a new reptile based manufacturing system.
Apr 30 2014 1:05PM
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El_Barto.
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DstanDude. OP was pretty clear that they're not made of snakes. Its just a company thats called Pit Vipers because each pair is hand made by snakes in a new reptile based manufacturing system.


Mexicans are gonna be pissed when they hear about this new cheap snake labor stealing all their jobs
Apr 30 2014 1:39PM
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Session
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These are literally the same sunglasses I was issued by the army in the mid to late 90's. They added some stickers to them, and called them Pit Vipers

http://www.amazon.com/Official-Military-Ballistic-Protective-Shooting/dp/B0029L7H5Y
Apr 30 2014 1:45PM
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Calb3rt
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so where do the wild puppies fit into the equation?
Apr 30 2014 2:37PM
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.Hugo.
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Calb3rtso where do the wild puppies fit into the equation?


I think that is what he is going to use to feed his illegal poisonous pets. That's kinda fucked up tho
Apr 30 2014 2:41PM
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OregonDead
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These claim to be bullet proof but I don't know how much that will help with your ski touring. If you want something that will block a lot of light above treeline you can get Julbo Spectron 4 glasses for less $.
Apr 30 2014 7:48PM
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Dstan
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Julbos would probably be a good option. Snakes are cold blooded and wouldn't do well above the tree line anyway
May 1 2014 12:05AM
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TheBiggestHuck
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They are only cool if you ski Snowbird on Wubangers and rocking Panda poles and a Strafe one piece!
May 1 2014 12:42AM
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b-kul
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Calb3rtso where do the wild puppies fit into the equation?


only gus kenworthy knows.
May 1 2014 8:29PM
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SFBv420.0
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