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djdillwill
Posts: 132 - Karma: 555
http://www.vice.com/read/the-autoblow-2-is-the-worlds-pre-eminent-robotic-oral-sex-simulator-for-men

Thoughts?

Inb4 10/10 would bang
Apr 28 2014 8:50PM
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Xanadoo
Posts: 729 - Karma: 1,237
10/10 would bang
Apr 28 2014 8:53PM
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Austin.ski
Posts: 1034 - Karma: 2,582
why not just hang out with a girl?
Apr 28 2014 8:58PM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,484
BackwordsMediawhy not just hang out with a girl?


ewwwwwwww
Apr 28 2014 8:59PM
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Iraq_Lobster
Posts: 1866 - Karma: 4,904
BackwordsMediawhy not just hang out with a girl?


cause I can't talk to girls and they have cooties
Apr 28 2014 9:06PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51582 - Karma: 161,678
I can just go out on the catwalk at my dads sweatshop and point to a worker and have security bring her to me. This product is cool but I don't need it.
Apr 28 2014 9:06PM
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15080 - Karma: 9,152
BackwordsMediawhy not just hang out with a girl?


And get cooties?
Apr 28 2014 9:07PM
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Posts: 2345 - Karma: 2,104
BackwordsMediawhy not just hang out with a girl?


SERIOUSLY?

The machine doesn't have feelings.
Apr 28 2014 9:09PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
amazing! anyone who says they don't want one is a liar.
Apr 28 2014 9:29PM
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Craigskis
Posts: 6650 - Karma: 1,645
I'm sure millions of guys have had the idea before, but he's the first one to go out and do it. He's going to be rich as fuck.
Apr 28 2014 9:49PM
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Abu_Hajaar
Posts: 2749 - Karma: 3,907
do want
Apr 28 2014 10:00PM
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spliff.Life
Posts: 7847 - Karma: 1,549
CraigskisI'm sure millions of guys have had the idea before, but he's the first one to go out and do it. He's going to be rich as fuck.


i agree, ive questioned the idea before but obviously let it pass over cause its like everyone masterbates. Well a lot of people anyways, and our hands are free, they dont need to be plugged in, and everyone already knows we use our hands so theres no weird conversations like "omg that thing touches your dick and pleasures you! gross!"
also i think theres somewhat an instinctual thing about doing it naturally that no machine can replicate.

idk about rich as fuck, but hell probably make some skrill for sure with all the middle class horny white guys
Apr 28 2014 10:14PM
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Emma_Watson
Posts: 4491 - Karma: 6,796
What's the point if i'm just gonna pee in it
Apr 28 2014 10:21PM
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cool_name
Posts: 4295 - Karma: 3,131
BackwordsMediawhy not just hang out with a girl?


why not both!
Apr 28 2014 10:27PM
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Turd.Ferguson
Posts: 1437 - Karma: 2,713
inb4 dick electrocution
Apr 28 2014 10:28PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37355 - Karma: 119,589
BackwordsMediawhy not just hang out with a girl?


BOOORIIING
Apr 28 2014 10:28PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,014
BackwordsMediawhy not just hang out with a girl?


dude then i'd actually have to talk to her
Apr 28 2014 11:54PM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
http://vimeo.com/91265854


Dude is awkward as fuck.
Apr 29 2014 12:00AM
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jackf
Posts: 231 - Karma: 416
BackwordsMediawhy not just hang out with a girl?


too much work
Apr 29 2014 1:45AM
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ChillTeenDad420
Posts: 1858 - Karma: 5,512
wow im finna buy one, put it in a metal box with a glory hole cut-out, stick it on the ave and make it coin operated. i will emerge and thrive into the untapped market of coin-operated public masturbation stations, way of the future, the hooker is about to be a thing of the past
Apr 29 2014 2:04AM
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Toaster-Tony
Posts: 3531 - Karma: 5,850
theBearJewDude is awkward as fuck.


I pretty sure anyone who invents an automatic penis sucking machine is a little weird.
Apr 29 2014 3:15AM
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Byron_tha_gr8
Posts: 4573 - Karma: 14,299
Why would I need to buy a BJ machine when OP's mom fills that role so well?
Apr 29 2014 3:26AM
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acualywasdolan
Posts: 1172 - Karma: -747
Gonna sell alot in europe. 0fucks given over there
Apr 29 2014 3:33AM
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ModMommy
Posts: 10813 - Karma: 57,124
But this machine wouldn't cook for you. Get yourself a girl.
Apr 29 2014 3:34AM
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twin-tip-hero
Posts: 2896 - Karma: 277
I would be torn between getting that or this......
Apr 29 2014 5:06AM
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twin-tip-hero
Posts: 2896 - Karma: 277
twin-tip-heroI would be torn between getting that or this......


ahhh fuck me the video didn't show up.... heres the link. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zR8_sJFjeFA
Apr 29 2014 5:07AM
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Mag
Posts: 8155 - Karma: 14,809
Blowjob machine? why has OP sold his mum.
Apr 29 2014 5:40AM
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Jane6
Posts: 5359 - Karma: 4,506
theBearJewhttp://vimeo.com/91265854


Dude is awkward as fuck.


DiabeetoI pretty sure anyone who invents an automatic penis sucking machine is a little weird.


this.



Also, if I had a dick I'd be a little suspicious towards putting my manhood into a blender. Although, I guess teeth are pretty scary too.
Apr 29 2014 6:39AM
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.MASSHOLE.
Posts: 7469 - Karma: 11,398
Does he remind anyone else of Andre from the League?
Apr 29 2014 7:14AM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,272
ChillTeenDad420wow im finna buy one, put it in a metal box with a glory hole cut-out, stick it on the ave and make it coin operated. i will emerge and thrive into the untapped market of coin-operated public masturbation stations, way of the future, the hooker is about to be a thing of the past


I wouldn't be surprised if Japan already has those
Apr 29 2014 10:04AM
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cool_name
Posts: 4295 - Karma: 3,131
immasBut this machine wouldn't cook for you. Get yourself a girl.


It also won't take half your stuff if you upgraded to the newer model in 5 years
Apr 29 2014 12:34PM
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arnie_grape
Posts: 3451 - Karma: 11,678
no_steezeI wouldn't be surprised if Japan already has those


they have them at sperm banks and hospitals and stuff. I saw a short video about them, they're big like vending machines and you just stick your dick in it and it will harvest your juices
Apr 29 2014 1:13PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
Maybe I'm just old fashioned, but I don't think I could put my dick in one of those and ever admit it to anyone
Apr 29 2014 4:05PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
but the best part about getting a bj is having a girl's face to cum on afterward
Apr 29 2014 4:16PM
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broto
Posts: 9039 - Karma: 25,662
Anathemabut the best part about getting a bj is having a girl's face to cum on afterward


back to the drawing board boys!
Apr 29 2014 4:36PM
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Bombogenesis
Posts: 1984 - Karma: 4,006
BackwordsMediawhy not just hang out with a girl?




You don't have to tie up the machine cause it can't say no
Apr 29 2014 4:56PM
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djdillwill
Posts: 132 - Karma: 555
.MASSHOLE.Does he remind anyone else of Andre from the League?




Or the porn version of Andre
May 1 2014 3:31PM
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djdillwill
Posts: 132 - Karma: 555
May 1 2014 3:32PM
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galaxia
Posts: 307 - Karma: 697
"wether your built like the average guy"

*model dick is as big as his forearm

...right
May 1 2014 4:26PM
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Rafiki
Posts: 3858 - Karma: 2,251
disappointed no one has said this idea sucks


ba dum tiss
May 1 2014 4:45PM
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Tinga
Posts: 11349 - Karma: 2,333
this machine is going to put a whole lot of fluffers out of a job real soon. boycott the autoblow for the fluffers.
May 1 2014 5:01PM
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frickindarn
Posts: 2545 - Karma: 11,372
Nobody questioned why he had such enormous/that many dildos though..?
May 1 2014 10:58PM
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Phross
Posts: 21 - Karma: 142
I'm not sure if I feel comfortable putting my penis in anything mechanical.
May 2 2014 12:50AM
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Granby_killdozer
Posts: 2380 - Karma: -11,976
galaxia"wether your built like the average guy"

*model dick is as big as his forearm

...right


forearm length is definitely average...
May 2 2014 1:09AM
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cool_name
Posts: 4295 - Karma: 3,131
Craw_Daddyforearm length is definitely average...


Fuck ya, I'm above average then!
May 2 2014 3:44AM
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Yaraelpoof.png
Posts: 1556 - Karma: 6,418
Iraq_Lobstercause I can't talk to girls and they have cooties


and other things
May 2 2014 8:05AM
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Phross
Posts: 21 - Karma: 142
MountainDiland other things



Like actual vaginas. Friggin' nasty.
May 2 2014 4:04PM
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