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ever wish u had a new name?

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Adamskinick
Posts: 3353 - Karma: 126
my name is adam.. i dunno i thought it would always be cool if my name was something different and eccentric.. what about you guys?
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Dec 14 2004 9:06PM
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fourdskate
Posts: 1119 - Karma: 10
i wanna be named thompkins hahaha. either that or the person formerly known as robert.
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'i would love to be a engineer workin on the new 'high power' 6 liter toilets. i wonder if they get 300 pound guys to drop massive logs and see if they flush.'-4D (Chris)



no true, but you cant judge my english like you judge someone elses that live in for an example the US.. but still you can point out that, but not when i ask something that have something to do about flowers-dallan
Dec 14 2004 9:07PM
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Adamskinick
Posts: 3353 - Karma: 126
or Bob, and they ask if your real name is Robert u say no.. its Bob.. that and/or Michael Jackson.. straight up
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Dec 14 2004 9:08PM
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ECfreeski3
Posts: 12019 - Karma: 126
my name's pretty cool. but i'd love to be jasper
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Dec 14 2004 9:10PM
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Adamskinick
Posts: 3353 - Karma: 126
what's ur name?^
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Dec 14 2004 9:11PM
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Apple
Posts: 7906 - Karma: 33
nope, i like Thom although i guess i already changed it once from Thomas. Although i like to try and figure out what i would have been named if i was a girl. I think it would have been kate.
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'just make sure all the Jewish kids have rides'

Dec 14 2004 9:19PM
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j.bird
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 15
I personally like Jordan. I was gonna be jordan whether i was a boy or a girl.


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Dec 14 2004 9:22PM
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Raek
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will would be a cool name to have.. it seems everyone is called alex
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no future..
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Dec 14 2004 9:23PM
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ECfreeski3
Posts: 12019 - Karma: 126
grayson. but i wish my middle name was jasper
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oh yeah? well me and my friends have been bathing off the southern coast of st. bards, chilling with spider monkeys. tripping on acid gave us a whole new perspective on shit.
Dec 14 2004 9:23PM
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Ghost
Posts: 7116 - Karma: 339
I love my names. First name Jarrett, I rarely see anyone with my name spelled like that and my middle name is wild. no lie. So I'm happy with that.

Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.
Dec 14 2004 9:33PM
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ecski73
Posts: 840 - Karma: 12
id like to be named rolling cause my last name is hills




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Dec 14 2004 9:35PM
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asac
Posts: 12485 - Karma: 17
i like alex. i like sacchetti. my parents almost named me mack. i would have liked that.





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Dec 14 2004 9:41PM
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Swirly999
Posts: 2833 - Karma: 10
masutti really roles off the tongue but I don't meet many scott's so thats cool.
Dec 14 2004 9:43PM
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freerider_klo
Posts: 1868 - Karma: 14
i like my name, it's uncommon so it's kindda neat.







-Chloe



skiing=radical
Dec 14 2004 9:52PM
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Jayshonz
Posts: 227 - Karma: 7
CHLOE^ !!!! i ddnt get a preset

but maybe
Mandolto?





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WHY DIDNT YOU TRANSFUR THE BAKFLIP?
Dec 14 2004 9:56PM
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trevorwoulddoit
Posts: 6153 - Karma: 199
farnsworth bentley



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Dec 14 2004 9:59PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
I always wanted to be Damien...or Tony.
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“Chaos often breeds life, when order breeds habit�

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Dec 14 2004 10:16PM
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skifree919
Posts: 5842 - Karma: 35
My full name.. Edward Posey Lesher, but people call me Ted. At least once a day i have to explain why my name isnt theodore. Why would i know i didnt name myself



jibba jabba
Dec 14 2004 10:19PM
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Bob_Loblaw
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 38
i like Derek. some people call me Derk or Derky.
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Dec 14 2004 10:21PM
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fourdskate
Posts: 1119 - Karma: 10
rufus
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I'm going back into my kitchen and continue to make out with fruit.-ice-is-scary

'i would love to be a engineer workin on the new 'high power' 6 liter toilets. i wonder if they get 300 pound guys to drop massive logs and see if they flush.'-4D (Chris)



no true, but you cant judge my english like you judge someone elses that live in for an example the US.. but still you can point out that, but not when i ask something that have something to do about flowers-dallan
Dec 14 2004 10:40PM
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Meh42
Posts: 2431 - Karma: 14
^ damnit robert you beat me to it. I would love a name where the first and last form something together, such as mike hunt, mike rotch etc. that would definatly be kickass
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Dec 14 2004 10:43PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
Heh, Wild is a chill middle name, but it sure as hell don't beat MiKeE's, which is 'Money'. No joke, his middle name is Money. But anyways, my name is Justin, which I hate... I would rather be something eccentric too. Lots of skiers have chill names, like Tanner, Steele, CR, JP, but whatever. It is what it is, all I can do is give my kids chill names.




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Dec 14 2004 10:44PM
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T.L.
Posts: 4729 - Karma: 3,008
i wish my name was Thurman Merman like the fatty in bad santa
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Dec 14 2004 10:46PM
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freerider_klo
Posts: 1868 - Karma: 14
jakemanski, i owe you a present?







-Chloe



skiing=radical
Dec 14 2004 10:48PM
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skibunnie
Posts: 1756 - Karma: 14
i like my name. its chantal.



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Dec 14 2004 10:55PM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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I'm ken but I'd like to be 'Fat' or 'Axl'


We pay our debt sometimes.
Dec 14 2004 10:55PM
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Public_Enemy0255
Posts: 2994 - Karma: 17
Well i'm Becky but i wanna be named watkins or chucky...maybe dewi.
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one time i had a great idea to spit on my arm and pour sand on it to reveal a wonderful shape and to my amazement it was a..................perfectly shaped KITE!-Lateralis



drinking is always the answer. dog dies? have a drink. got a F on your math final? have a drink. hooked up with you moms aunt? have a drink.-cj



Dec 14 2004 11:35PM
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Roussel
Posts: 686 - Karma: 41
my girlfriends name is dakota.
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Dec 15 2004 12:47AM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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my friends dads name is michael jackson. hes a big burly fisherman.
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Dec 15 2004 12:51AM
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davidh
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I hate david. I like Hach (pron. Hawk) because whenever a german person says it, it sounds like they're cussing. David is a pretty goddam gay name though, I must admit.
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Dec 15 2004 1:00AM
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teamdummy
Posts: 1189 - Karma: 2,606
i'd change my name to Ron Jeremy
Dec 15 2004 9:49AM
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nothanks
Posts: 13551 - Karma: 31
i like taylor


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Dec 15 2004 9:50AM
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nothanks
Posts: 13551 - Karma: 31
which is my name


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Dec 15 2004 9:51AM
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SohCahToa
Posts: 1221 - Karma: 11
my name sucks, but the thing of it is, i cant think up a better one
Dec 15 2004 11:29AM
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Lanemeyers
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 19
I like my name. Lane is different. Although I was called Oscar Meyers by the captain of the ski team just because I challenged him to skiing the K12, which I did on one ski. But yeah.... I'm happy with Lane...

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Viva La Resistance!
Dec 15 2004 12:34PM
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Frostfired
Posts: 3090 - Karma: 35
my name is gay. rick is the greatsest name ever and so is billy bob and jasper aint so bad either
Dec 15 2004 12:39PM
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december
Posts: 827 - Karma: 10
i like dana. it's easy.



Dec 15 2004 12:41PM
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popopopop
Posts: 328 - Karma: 11
my names fucking ace
1st scandinavian then russian then pimp.

No Sir Mr. 2na, I can't burn the blunt
I remember the last time and have a good time
Dec 15 2004 1:03PM
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Kill_All_Minorities
Posts: 41 - Karma: 10
I wish my name was Adolf Satan.


Dec 15 2004 1:34PM
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GeneralButtNaked
Posts: 7854 - Karma: 89
did that come out of left feild or does it have to do with the thread?





i was going to go for a quad daffy but i was like, why huck? -mommy
Dec 15 2004 2:36PM
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eastAR5
Posts: 15084 - Karma: 732
yea Adam kinda sucks... i think of this really tall gay kid when i hear it. i used to hate my name cause it can also be a girl's name but its ok now.



'Sorry to all those racers out there,' Hall said, 'but in 10 years you guys ain't going to be nothing.'





Dec 15 2004 2:42PM
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J.D.
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J. Alfred Prufrock.

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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always

Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
Always
Always...
Dec 15 2004 2:43PM
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Newskoolkavana
Posts: 2098 - Karma: 19
Maximus Strongarm



-ryan kavana
Dec 15 2004 2:44PM
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stevie.
Posts: 956 - Karma: 10
anything but stevie and any last name other than kew. my parents are retarded....!




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Dec 15 2004 2:57PM
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plorr
Posts: 3131 - Karma: 528
That would be funny if someones name was horacio cuz they could be call hor
-sticks and snow will break my bones and i will bleed profusely-
Dec 15 2004 3:03PM
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skiierman
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I like my name. A kid in our art class, his name is Tom Jones, how kick ass is that??? Anyways that picture of that 'whale's penis' isn't real. Not even a whale at all and that kind of shark doesn't have a junk like that.





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To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.



If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.



GW Award December 3, 2004
Dec 15 2004 3:07PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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im named after Derek and the Dominoes.
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Dec 15 2004 3:11PM
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Frostfired
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haha there is a girl who graduated from my school last year and her name was pamela anderson
Dec 15 2004 4:08PM
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pat-rickdaigle
Posts: 8556 - Karma: 1,020
my name is Pat-Rick, not Patrick, it's weird.

MAINE, THE WAY LIFE SHOULD BE.
Dec 15 2004 4:10PM
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Sdot
Posts: 2289 - Karma: 15
I've always hated the name Sarah. During a couple of my years in high school, I had at LEAST two other girls in each of my classes named Sara(h), and there were four of us in two different classes (all different Sarahs, too). Through part of elementary school, I went by Joe, but the principal made me start writing S. Oates on my papers instead of Joe Oates, which is where the Sdot came from. I've always wanted a guys name that can be used for a female like Jordan, Taylor, Caden, etc. I love my middle and last names, though.


No sharks have penises. They have claspers (two probey thingies that look nothing like that and don't become limp). As skiierman said, that's not a whale, either.



Sarah

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'what's wrong with princess. I wish I was a princess'

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Dec 15 2004 4:28PM
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Bangor
Posts: 9599 - Karma: 129
My name, minus the middle, is Ian Ray. I've got one of the shortest signatures out there. My entire normal-used name is shorter than most people's first name alone...... not bad.

I always wanted to be jon or jim or something like that....... idk.
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