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Da Fuq is up with these girls?

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Nacho+
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Girls at my school are so fucking retarted. Today one of them asked me when the 4th of July was. Da Fuq?

I've also had this conversation before.....

Me "The video has to be a minute and thirty seconds long"

Girl "I thought it had to be a minute and a half"

Its just cringeworthy. What's the most cringeworthy thing you've ever heard a girl say
Apr 24 2014 9:42PM
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holytoast
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Strange.Journey.My friends and i once convinced a girl that cats lay eggs and thats where kittens came from


Or how about, "does vitamin C cause cancer?"

or

"how many water molecules are in this water bottle? 20? "
May 15 2014 10:55AM
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bighomieflock
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Freshman year in biology a girl asked the teacher if little people live on atoms.
May 15 2014 10:57AM
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meatmuffin69
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bighomieflockFreshman year in biology a girl asked the teacher if little people live on atoms.


wow u have some stupid mother fuckers were u live and a girl once thought that europs a country she still dosent belive me that its not
May 15 2014 11:09AM
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Aaaron.
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Gn4rwh4lerOnce in history class last year the teacher told me to read a paragraph from the history textbook. I read the chapter on Stalin, and when I was finished this girl said loudly "I think you mean satan". Everybody including the teacher just laughed at her.


are you kidding me that's hilarious
May 15 2014 11:34AM
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op14
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.Hugo.It's confirmed, your girlfriend makes this girl look like mila kunis



Damn what a rack that girl has. 10/10
May 15 2014 11:36AM
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SquattingDog
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Aaaron.are you kidding me that's hilarious


Yeah I'm guessing Hitler sold his soul to satan, who was the premier of the Soviet Union at the time.
May 15 2014 11:38AM
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Da_Buddha
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I went to a private chirstian school growing up where all the kids there were sheltered. One time a girl who was a senior in high school was called a dildo by her younger freshman sister in my class and had no idea what the hell a dildo was. Then this other time during our junior year, the daughter of a pastor thought a vagina was called a Virginia lol. There had to have been a point in her life like when she had to memorize all the states that she would've realized that a state is named after her pussy.
May 15 2014 11:48AM
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WyattShapperd
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Girl asked me how to spell VCR
May 16 2014 12:02AM
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This dumb broad in my history class couldn't answer who the current vice president was (DAFAQ) and then my teacher needed to add insult to injury so asked this chinese exchange student girl who immediately said in a broken chinese-english accent: JOE BIDEN

Moral of the story: Bitches be trippin
May 16 2014 12:14AM
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DIPED_IN_SAUCE
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A girl in my environmental science class tried to convince everyone that gold mines make fish nets and diesel engines.
May 16 2014 7:24PM
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fghtoffyrdmns
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Gn4rwh4lerOnce in history class last year the teacher told me to read a paragraph from the history textbook. I read the chapter on Stalin, and when I was finished this girl said loudly "I think you mean satan". Everybody including the teacher just laughed at her.


TBH, Stalin and Satan probably kick it with each other in hell to this day. They are most likely BFFs for life.
May 16 2014 9:28PM
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Kretzschmar
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A girl during the sex ed class in 8th grade asked if guys could pee in the vagina during sex.

Same girl freshman year of high school, ironically, commented when the teacher said "sperm can take on a sweet/sour taste depending on what your partner eats prior to having oral sex" that she "can confirm that, not that she would know but I've heard that from a friend" I'm sure it was your "friend" lol
May 17 2014 9:24AM
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AKREDD
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Wait he smokes weed I thought he just did pot!!
May 19 2014 6:53PM
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OCM
Posts: 1276 - Karma: 975
Told a girl my brother was going to Panama and she goes, "That's like a Jewish ceremony thing, right?". I'm not even Jewish.

Different girl once asked me if you put a stick of celery in a cup of blood would it come alive
May 19 2014 7:51PM
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Gooskin
Posts: 138 - Karma: 1,633
During chemistry earlier this year, a group of girls were complaining about how hard it was. My teacher said, "why don't you use that melon on top of your shoulders?" And they looked around and tried to find the melon on their shoulders.
May 20 2014 12:07AM
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Ski_Alot
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A girl I'm friends with asked today if air evolved so that we couldn't taste it...
May 20 2014 10:03AM
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nford
Posts: 227 - Karma: 1,686
"Is asian a language?"
"Mount Everest is in New Hampshire right??"
These were actual questions asked by some of the people I know
May 20 2014 9:00PM
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