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Da Fuq is up with these girls?

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Nacho+
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Girls at my school are so fucking retarted. Today one of them asked me when the 4th of July was. Da Fuq?

I've also had this conversation before.....

Me "The video has to be a minute and thirty seconds long"

Girl "I thought it had to be a minute and a half"

Its just cringeworthy. What's the most cringeworthy thing you've ever heard a girl say
Apr 24 2014 9:42PM
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Wizerd
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Someone in my study hall said this girl we were sitting with was as mean as Hitler because she told a retarded kid giraffes were mythical creatures, I then made the Nazi "fist in air motion thingy" and she proceeds to say "That's the peace sign you moron." Needless to say, blondes really are retarded.
Apr 25 2014 6:04PM
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snugs
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iggyskierAmazing. For the sake of the human race, I hope you wore a rubber.


of course
Apr 25 2014 6:08PM
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broto
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one day in econ our teacher showed us an article of a guy who threw 1000 dollar bills off of a mall balcony and got arrested.

one girl (who i hate with a passion, but that is another story) goes:

"wait they have those? $1,000 bills?"
Apr 25 2014 6:14PM
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Cheeko
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One of the dumbest girls i've met thought:

- that there are only 10 months in the year

-doesn't understand how the hypotanuse can be longer than the other sides

-also did a wind turbine report to the picture of water turbines.

-She also thought a side walk salter was just a guy seeding the side walk


Wow. just wow. It was painful to hear her speak.
Apr 25 2014 8:00PM
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broto
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this thread has cut my iq in thirds and discarded two of them
Apr 25 2014 8:03PM
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J-C
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Girl from high school
Apr 25 2014 8:17PM
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edai
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Some girls tweet today

"Only my family would sent out a search warrant looking for my brother and i when we were outside the whole time"

Its astonishing
Apr 25 2014 8:18PM
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DIPED_IN_SAUCE
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450out.Saw this exact scenario in a Youtube video haha, don't know if you're BSing or not..

I know a chick who didn't know who Hitler was till grade 9, and thought tigers weren't real.


I got the idea from the youtube video, her response was almost identical.
Apr 25 2014 8:21PM
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skier58284
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SFBi actually have a pretty good story for this. ok so in junior year of HS in algebra 2 or whatever we had this chick who was clearly not all there. Its also possible said chick was a heavy heroin user. anyways, one day in class the teacher was explaining how if you keep dividing a number in half you will never get to zero. Then, as a joke he said that if anyone could walk from one side of the class to the door only going half the way at a time we would get an A. Technically, it would be impossible to do this, but this chick woke up from her heroin stupor in class and asked if she could try so she could get the A. after the teacher told her no and to sit down she attempted to do the thing he was joking about.

sidenote: she dropped out of school 2 weeks later.


It is possible if the distance to the door is a power of two measured in Planck length.
Apr 25 2014 8:26PM
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Lé.Skiing
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brighton__A girl at my school asks me as math homework is being collected
"Do we have to do this stuff"

this is when you say "No the teacher just wants you to spit on paper and hand it back, the more spit the higher the grade."
Apr 25 2014 8:30PM
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Nacho+
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A girl said to me tonight that you wouldn't get hurt being run over by a car because the wheels are only on the sides so if you get hit then go through the middle you will be fine.
Apr 25 2014 10:30PM
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Brule.
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Freshman year of high school during Health class, my teacher asked for us to name any acronym we knew that would be relevant to us, then this girl who was in my grade and surprisingly not a blonde said "YOLO!"

I then proceeded to faceplam within my own seat along with a few other male classmates.
Apr 26 2014 10:37AM
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_____alfredo____
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Is Africa a country?
Apr 26 2014 11:34AM
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feihlination
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something along the lines of that dinosaurs went extinct five thousand years ago and that jesus lived 5 million years ago.

the best one probably was when some girls were told to draw austria on the map (mind you, that the school is in austria).


THIS


TURNED OUT LIKE THIS




the first one drew it exactly like that, whole class laughs, another girl comes out and draws the circle just a tad more oval. uganda be kidding me.
Apr 26 2014 11:37AM
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Charlie_Kelly
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sterling_archeri live in vermont now. in a conversation with a girl i told her i was originally from michigan, she asked what state that was in -- she was my age, 26. doesnt matter, had sex though


I've gotten that about NH, VT, and ME. I guess we are just so foreign to people outside the NE.
Apr 26 2014 11:49AM
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Daph
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In anatomy we were discussing the proteins in semen and this chick asked "is that what gives it its distinct flavor?"
Apr 26 2014 12:10PM
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MLJ
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dogardI know a girl who asked if ipods get heavier, the more music you put on them.


Actually they do. Not by much, but they do. For reference, the whole internet weighs approximately as much as a large strawberry.
Apr 26 2014 12:24PM
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Byron_tha_gr8
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OH I HAVE ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This wasn't the first dumb question so i know it was serious, but this was by far the worst.


geology professor: "So that's how crystals form as magma cools"

dumb girl: "So they're alive?"

GP: "wut?"

DG: "I mean they grow, they breathe and stuff so how do we know they arent alive?"

GP: "Are you asking if the cooling rocks are alive?"

DG: "Yes"

GP: "..."

Entire Class: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA"
Apr 26 2014 12:30PM
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YourMomsCouch
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In class we were talking about evolution and men evolving from primates and this chick blurted out "What about Bigfoot?"
Apr 26 2014 12:48PM
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lamadelrey
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YoungDaphIn anatomy we were discussing the proteins in semen and this chick asked "is that what gives it its distinct flavor?"



a true american hero.


Apr 26 2014 12:55PM
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qazwsxedc34
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What if we are all being trolled.
Apr 26 2014 1:35PM
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JordanButtfart
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So, it was my second big lecture class in college, Astronomy. Immediately, and I mean right when the professor started he asked if anyone had questions. Some dumbass girl set her Starbucks down and closed her mac for 2.5 seconds, looked up and asked when we would learn about horoscopes. The class went silent and I burst out laughing. 275 people all looked at me. Terrible.
Apr 26 2014 1:55PM
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Hammyslapwagon
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dogardI know a girl who asked if ipods get heavier, the more music you put on them.


Well, technically they do get heavier. However, the amount of weight the songs would generate would be so small that no one could ever measure it.
Apr 26 2014 1:58PM
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Byron_tha_gr8
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HammyslapwagonWell, technically they do get heavier. However, the amount of weight the songs would generate would be so small that no one could ever measure it.


well, not ever, but yeah its so negligible its pretty insane. But the idea that an Ipod would be noticeably heavier shows a lack of basic logic.
Apr 26 2014 5:48PM
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deleted5
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I told a girl that if you plant a potato, it will grow a potatoes tree. And because of a massive wildfire in Ireland that destroyed all the potato trees. They had to wait for the trees to grow back so potatoes could be produced again, causing the potato famine.
Apr 26 2014 6:10PM
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deleted5
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brotoone day in econ our teacher showed us an article of a guy who threw 1000 dollar bills off of a mall balcony and got arrested.

one girl (who i hate with a passion, but that is another story) goes:

"wait they have those? $1,000 bills?"


Yeah that used to be a thing, but then it became so easy for criminals to move money they had to get rid of it.
Apr 26 2014 6:14PM
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feihlination
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zzzskizzzI told a girl that if you plant a potato, it will grow a potatoes tree. And because of a massive wildfire in Ireland that destroyed all the potato trees. They had to wait for the trees to grow back so potatoes could be produced again, causing the potato famine.



believing that wouldnt require complete idiocy. 5/10 would read again
Apr 26 2014 6:16PM
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deleted5
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feihlinationbelieving that wouldnt require complete idiocy. 5/10 would read again


Come on man I'm really proud of making that up on the spot, that's a solid 7/10.
Apr 26 2014 6:19PM
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Bombogenesis
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You have to think it reaches a point where it's an act
Apr 26 2014 6:27PM
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90053
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shredding_pandaGirl from high school


its actually adolf hitlers birthday......interesting
Apr 26 2014 6:28PM
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broto
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zzzskizzzYeah that used to be a thing, but then it became so easy for criminals to move money they had to get rid of it.


Yes but it was an article within the past couple of days and it doesn't take a genius to know that we don't have 1000 dollar bills in circulation anymore
Apr 26 2014 6:39PM
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AT-AT
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Women cashiers.

Bill = 5.26, i give her a 10 dollar bill a quarter and a penny. She hands me the quarter and the penny back, before making change and says, "10 is more than enough hun" ......

I buy a rockstar its on sale for 2 dollars. The cash register prints out that i owe 2.86. I kindly tell the woman, "thats not right, they are on sale for 2 dollars." She replies, " hun there is tax and a deposit on that." Me, " tax is 8 percent, so thats 16 cents on 2 dollars, +5 cents for the deposit is 21. It should be 2.21." Her getting defensive, "no i'm sorry that not how it works, its 2.86"........
Apr 26 2014 6:47PM
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cameron_taylor
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In our English class in year 11, a girl genuinely asked our teacher how to spell jam.
Another golden moment from her was when she asked "is Buckingham Palace in France?"
Apr 27 2014 1:50AM
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Bart.Man
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Stereotypical stupid, attractive girl when we were in 8th grade refused to believe that Alaska wasn't an island. She also could not be convinced that it's the 21st century. I tried to explain it and she just couldn't wrap her stupid blonde head around it.

Also, more recently the same girl has posted on Facebook about having abortions. A real winner.
Apr 27 2014 3:36AM
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Agamemnon
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'The Eiffel Tower is natural.'
Apr 27 2014 5:15AM
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Tacocat
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In 6th or 7th grade a girl coulnd't point on Austria on a map despite the fact we live there.

10th grade: another girl in maths:
"In the past, I always mixed up subtraction and division"
"When was this? Elementary School?"
"No, last year"

There are many good ones from this girl because she is so stupid
Apr 27 2014 7:59AM
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sNaubi
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AT-ATWomen cashiers.


Female*
Apr 27 2014 9:15AM
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Toaster-Tony
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BombogenesisYou have to think it reaches a point where it's an act


Well, it's a lot easier for someone to pretend to be stupid than actually be smart. And in high school, it usually doesn't matter as long as you're hot.
Apr 27 2014 12:50PM
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Jon_Taffer
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MountainDilshe ment biopolar


hah
Apr 27 2014 2:37PM
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B-Right-On
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One day I was wearing a sweatshirt that said "Macedonain Infantry" and some girl in my class said "Does it mean infantry as in babies ?"
Apr 27 2014 3:52PM
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feihlination
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B-Right-OnOne day I was wearing a sweatshirt that said "Macedonain Infantry" and some girl in my class said "Does it mean infantry as in babies ?"


1) what kind of weird sweatshirt is that?

2) she is kind of right, as the term comes from child soldiers.
Apr 28 2014 6:57AM
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WPoch
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B-Right-OnOne day I was wearing a sweatshirt that said "Macedonain Infantry" and some girl in my class said "Does it mean infantry as in babies ?"


feihlination1) what kind of weird sweatshirt is that?

2) she is kind of right, as the term comes from child soldiers.


reked
Apr 28 2014 7:34AM
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Mr.Mitten
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Back in freshman year after studying the holocaust for a good month someone in my English class asked this chick, "who was persecuted in the holocaust?" She had no fucking idea... You could've asked her who Hitler was and she couldn't have told you. Like how the fuck does that happen?

Also not a girl but in the 7th grade I asked my friend at the lunch table to spell Cat, he replied with, "C-A-T-T" we've given him shit monthly for that and we're in 11th grade now hahaha, fucking gingers
Apr 28 2014 8:34AM
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infuser
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Teacher: Can anyone tell me who were the first people in Florida?
(class is silent)
Teacher: I'll give you a hint, it's the florida state university mascot
Stupid Girl: OH GATORS!
everyone else: yes gators were the first people to live in Florida
Apr 28 2014 9:51AM
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feihlination
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infuserTeacher: Can anyone tell me who were the first people in Florida?
(class is silent)
Teacher: I'll give you a hint, it's the florida state university mascot
Stupid Girl: OH GATORS!
everyone else: yes gators were the first people to live in Florida


i am from europe, so i really dont know it, but its kinda a weird question since seminoles werent "native" to florida, right?

apart from the gators not beeing humans and the FSU/UF obviously. just thought the question was weird.
Apr 28 2014 10:10AM
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infuser
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feihlinationi am from europe, so i really dont know it, but its kinda a weird question since seminoles werent "native" to florida, right?

apart from the gators not beeing humans and the FSU/UF obviously. just thought the question was weird.


It was a while ago so I don't remember exactly but I think the teacher was alluding to the fact that it was native americans who were first in Florida or in Florida at that time. It was some U.S history unit so I forget the context
Apr 28 2014 11:10AM
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Javascript
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one time i was abuseing le gf and she asked if she could get pregnant from my hits xDDDDD T_T needles to say i hit her some more -.- xDDD
Apr 28 2014 11:23AM
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SFB
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Javascriptone time i was abuseing le gf and she asked if she could get pregnant from my hits xDDDDD T_T needles to say i hit her some more -.- xDDD

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Apr 28 2014 11:56AM
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Tacocat
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Another one:

We met some girls on the train and one of them could not spell China correctly
Apr 28 2014 2:19PM
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connecticunt
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this girl volunteered to read aloud in my freshman english seminar at a pretty solid university and had no idea who Ghandi was and could not pronounce his name for shit

"Gahanday? Gonda? Goondi?"

fucking ridiculous
Apr 28 2014 2:45PM
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