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Da Fuq is up with these girls?

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Nacho+
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Girls at my school are so fucking retarted. Today one of them asked me when the 4th of July was. Da Fuq?

I've also had this conversation before.....

Me "The video has to be a minute and thirty seconds long"

Girl "I thought it had to be a minute and a half"

Its just cringeworthy. What's the most cringeworthy thing you've ever heard a girl say
Apr 24 2014 9:42PM
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McLS
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"pee in my butt"
Apr 24 2014 9:44PM
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soulskier
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Nacho_Macho_manGirls at my school are so fucking retarted. Today one of them asked me when the 4th of July was. Da Fuq?

I've also had this conversation before.....

Me "The video has to be a minute and thirty seconds long"

Girl "I thought it had to be a minute and a half"

Its just cringeworthy. What's the most cringeworthy thing you've ever heard a girl say


This
Apr 24 2014 9:46PM
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brighton__
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A girl at my school asks me as math homework is being collected
"Do we have to do this stuff"
Apr 24 2014 9:47PM
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FreedGucci
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Girl: "I'm eating like a pig today," continues eating salad with no dressing
Apr 24 2014 9:56PM
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SFB
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i actually have a pretty good story for this. ok so in junior year of HS in algebra 2 or whatever we had this chick who was clearly not all there. Its also possible said chick was a heavy heroin user. anyways, one day in class the teacher was explaining how if you keep dividing a number in half you will never get to zero. Then, as a joke he said that if anyone could walk from one side of the class to the door only going half the way at a time we would get an A. Technically, it would be impossible to do this, but this chick woke up from her heroin stupor in class and asked if she could try so she could get the A. after the teacher told her no and to sit down she attempted to do the thing he was joking about.

sidenote: she dropped out of school 2 weeks later.
Apr 24 2014 10:01PM
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I remember a girl in earth science ask why people on the poles don't fall of the earth.
Apr 24 2014 10:03PM
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chacha33
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Theres a girl in my grade who doesnt understand that the word "drugs" can mean perscription medication and she thinks im a crack head for taking antibiotics
Apr 24 2014 10:16PM
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steezburgereddie
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After I got my braces off I had one of those clear retainers that cover all the teeth on top and this girl in my class kept looking back at me. One of the times I took the retainer off my teeth and kept it in my mouth. She started freaking out in the middle of class and she actually thought I pulled out all of my top teeth at once.

Now the only difference between her and a hooker is that she's to dumb to ask for money.
Apr 24 2014 10:25PM
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ChillTeenDad420
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wait... the boston tea party wasn't actually a tea party????
Apr 24 2014 10:26PM
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.Hugo.
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We asked a girl in high school to point out Africa on a map, she pointed at south America.... and the continents were labeled on the map......
Apr 24 2014 10:28PM
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rudager
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Can't remember the context to the argument, but back in high school this one girl asked something or another. Fails at explaining or something.
My buddy proceeded to make fun of her and told her she gets an "A" for effort.
Her response was simply "effort starts with an "E" Iain.
In which everyone laughed at her.



Poor, poor Milhouse
Apr 25 2014 12:46AM
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DIPED_IN_SAUCE
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I asked a girl freshmen year this question:

"if a car is going 60 miles an hour, how long does it take to go 60 miles"

She told me there wasn't enough information to answer it, she needed to know how fast the wheels where turning.
Apr 25 2014 1:04AM
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Get.Kronk
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In middle school during a test on the holocaust, which we had a month long unit on, a girl raises her hand and politely says, "Mr.(teacher), what day was the holocaust?"
Apr 25 2014 1:05AM
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japanada
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Nacho_Macho_manGirls at my school are so fucking retarted. Today one of them asked me when the 4th of July was. Da Fuq?

I've also had this conversation before.....

Me "The video has to be a minute and thirty seconds long"

Girl "I thought it had to be a minute and a half"

Its just cringeworthy. What's the most cringeworthy thing you've ever heard a girl say



I truly fear for the youth of today.
Apr 25 2014 1:12AM
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JoshWong
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Nacho_Macho_manGirls at my school are so fucking retarted.


You mean *retarded?
Apr 25 2014 3:07AM
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450out.
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DIPED_IN_SAUCEI asked a girl freshmen year this question:

"if a car is going 60 miles an hour, how long does it take to go 60 miles"

She told me there wasn't enough information to answer it, she needed to know how fast the wheels where turning.


Saw this exact scenario in a Youtube video haha, don't know if you're BSing or not..

I know a chick who didn't know who Hitler was till grade 9, and thought tigers weren't real.
Apr 25 2014 3:57AM
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Bombogenesis
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"No"
Apr 25 2014 6:15AM
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-Dan
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This girl opened a bag of chips upside down and my friend and I acted like it was a huge mistake. Told her that she needs to flip the chip right side up before she can eat them because its bad to eat chips upside down. She proceeded to flip each chip for the whole bag.
Apr 25 2014 6:22AM
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pastysmasher
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I know a girl who asked if ipods get heavier, the more music you put on them.
Apr 25 2014 6:50AM
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yelsel
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.Hugo.We asked a girl in high school to point out Africa on a map, she pointed at south America.... and the continents were labeled on the map......


that's a good one.

a kid in one of my classes seriously thought that Alaska and Hawaii were right next to each other. why? because on a map they're next to each other in those tiny boxes. he literally had no idea and thought we were all lying when we called him on it.
Apr 25 2014 7:43AM
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Yaraelpoof.png
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The Jews killed the Nazis right?

I thought we always face north because it's infront of us.

STOP BEING SO BISEXUAL. (she ment biopolar)

All the same girl.
Apr 25 2014 7:46AM
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MEDSKI.XXX
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In 9th grade there was a girl who moved to MN from Arizona and me and a friend convinced her that all of the leaves on trees fall off at once and we all have a giant ritual for it.
Apr 25 2014 8:18AM
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slav_slayer
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"World War Eleven" (WWII) :I
Apr 25 2014 8:31AM
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Iraq_Lobster
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- "Connecticut is in Canada, right?"

also have heard

- "You can take a train from america to Africa right?"

- "Alaska isn't even real you idiot."

-" There is no such thing as north america guys, just the USA"

all the same girl
Apr 25 2014 8:55AM
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DaveJ
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No joke what so ever in highschool our social studies class was completely on the cold war. During an in class study session for the final she didnt know who was in the cold war. My friend convinced she it was canada and mexico.
Apr 25 2014 9:13AM
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DaveJ
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PVM*No joke what so ever in highschool our social studies class was completely on the cold war. During an in class study session for the final she didnt know who was in the cold war. My friend convinced she it was canada and mexico.


^her
Apr 25 2014 9:15AM
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doGelyst
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Question: What is the mountain range that separates Spain from France?

Answer: The Rockies?
Apr 25 2014 9:33AM
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-benedetto
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Well it is apparent girls aren't very good at geography..
Apr 25 2014 9:55AM
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Relish_man
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My geography teacher pointed to a map of the world and showed us the different continents, when he got to Africa a girl said ''Wait, Africa's that big? I thought it was just a bunch of tribes''

My teacher then mimicked jumping out of the window
Apr 25 2014 10:15AM
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SpinninRex
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One time I showed my aunt a WLAN Router and she said she was amazed that the whole internet could fit in this tiny box
Apr 25 2014 10:23AM
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hosmejo
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One girl in my grade asked what year world war three ended in
Apr 25 2014 10:37AM
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cydwhit
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"The civil war happened in the sixties right? Because that's when Sons of Anarchy happened."
Apr 25 2014 10:40AM
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jsnow
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Those white girls getting dumber every year.
Apr 25 2014 10:47AM
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.AR6rider.
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The only one that really sticks out in my head from high school is when we were at a soccer game and a girl turns to me and asks, "So, how many halves do they play in soccer?"
Apr 25 2014 11:22AM
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BigScaryLarry
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My friends and i once convinced a girl that cats lay eggs and thats where kittens came from
Apr 25 2014 11:22AM
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Javascript
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is that your only dissapointment gif??

also: in 6th grade
"i thought europe was a planet..."
le rage face
Apr 25 2014 11:25AM
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chacha33
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Iraq_Lobster- "Connecticut is in Canada, right?"

also have heard

- "You can take a train from america to Africa right?"

- "Alaska isn't even real you idiot."

-" There is no such thing as north america guys, just the USA"

all the same girl


I know the girl he is referencing and she doesn't believe Europe is real. She thinks its all a big conspiracy to create an alternate reality. And shes a hardcore One direction fan god damn im getting mad just thinking about her. I am tempted to put her snapchat on her for Professor NS can explain this shit
Apr 25 2014 1:12PM
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sbarlett
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A few quotes from this girl in my study hall today:

"Hey, can you look up where in the US we fought the Nazis?"

"What even is the Atlantic Charter, is it a place?"







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Apr 25 2014 1:29PM
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Toaster-Tony
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I was driving with my ex from a while back when a sweet corvette passed us on highway.

Me: "Damn, I wish I owned that car."
Her: "But it only has 2 doors?"
Me: "Yup, most sports cars are coops."
Her: with a disgusted look on her face, "I didn't even know they still made those."
-I tried being nice but didn't know what to say so sat there smiling like an idiot.

But I feel like the whole 'chicks saying unexplainably dumb shit' thing is more of a high school phase than anything. I haven't had any encounters like that in a while.
Apr 25 2014 1:57PM
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chrispyminis
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So we were required to read this poem in class with dragons and shit and this girl asked if it was based on a true story
Apr 25 2014 1:59PM
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ModMommy
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Told a girl in my sociology class my major was Anthropology. She asked why I was studying ants. The prefix anthrop literally means "of or relating to human beings"."
Ants.
Apr 25 2014 2:01PM
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annex_
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My 12 year old cousin very matter of factly told me that Canada is actually part of the US then proceeded to have a temper tantrum and cried and screamed at us when we told her it wasn't.
Apr 25 2014 2:37PM
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Nacho+
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I have another one. Today in US History we were studying the Civil Rights Movement and a girl asked if it took place during WWI

Da fuq?
Apr 25 2014 3:17PM
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snugs
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i live in vermont now. in a conversation with a girl i told her i was originally from michigan, she asked what state that was in -- she was my age, 26. doesnt matter, had sex though
Apr 25 2014 3:45PM
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iggyskier
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Don't worry. This is nothing new. Just lots of dumb people out there.

Way way back when I was in high school (2000-2004, so I am old now) the highlights I have heard were:

"Who won the Revolutionary War?"

"Is George Washington still alive?"

"Can you parachute down from the moon?"

and my favorite....

"Do sperm bite?"




Unfortunately just lots of dumb people out there, and that isn't going to change anytime soon.
Apr 25 2014 4:07PM
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iggyskier
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It isn't just high school girls either.

Lots of dumb people everywhere.

Case in point - http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/monkey-cage/wp/2014/04/07/the-less-americans-know-about-ukraines-location-the-more-they-want-u-s-to-intervene/
Apr 25 2014 4:08PM
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iggyskier
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sterling_archeri live in vermont now. in a conversation with a girl i told her i was originally from michigan, she asked what state that was in -- she was my age, 26. doesnt matter, had sex though


Amazing. For the sake of the human race, I hope you wore a rubber.
Apr 25 2014 4:09PM
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stickski
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Strange.Journey.My friends and i once convinced a girl that cats lay eggs and thats where kittens came from


On a somewhat related note: My friend has a small farm with some chickens and we were hanging out with 2 of our friends that are ditsy white girls; anyway, they start talking about chickens and how chickens don't have sex because they lay eggs instead... It was unbelievable, we got into a huge argument and couldn't convince them that chickens have sex.
Apr 25 2014 4:22PM
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walrussteeze
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This girl that sits next to me in one of my classes was talking about how she went to the gym the day before so I asked her what muscle groups did she do, she replied "Legs,back,abs and abdominals."
Apr 25 2014 5:20PM
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NEPTR
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some idiot girl "was hitler a bad person"

"if you take a black and white photo of something black and white will it be in color"

"the U.S isn't the fattest country Africa is"

" wait so how fast does the sun go around the earth"

someone hey come up with a new color, her "periwinkle"

"if humans are animals why don't we bark like dogs"

(all the same girl)
Apr 25 2014 5:34PM
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