Yearbook grad write up

"unoriginal since day 1"

IIIINNNNNSSSSPPPPIIIIRRRRRREEEEEDDDDD! - TANNER HALL

nutz."unoriginal since day 1"

I said "ideas" not copy someone elses idea

grmwbbI said "ideas" not copy someone elses idea

fuck. meant to say words not idea

"Every time I catch a glimpse of her, An engulfing power overwhelms my body. A fierce spurt of blood rushes down and my heart is pounding out of my chest. I cannot contain my functions almost, It like I am being hypnotized. I start to feel somewhat aroused, I become rock hard, and the bulge is unbelievable. I feel the the pressure against my zipper. Its getting greater and greater by the second. My zipper bursts open, and a wave of man gravy spews from my fly onto the floor in front of me. It is all over my shoes, and grip is starting to become non-existent. My feet fall out from underneath me. Like a fish out of water, I flip and flop in a pool of my creations. The bag of spaghetti my mother packed me for lunch bursts open in my backpack oozing out the seams. A foul scent of semen and Prego tomato sauce fills the air, and people start to gag. The worst part is, my fedora is ruined. As I get up, I trip on my trench coat and almost fall while sprinting away, Why must this fake god punish me?"

DeebieSkeebies"Every time I catch a glimpse of her, An engulfing power overwhelms my body. A fierce spurt of blood rushes down and my heart is pounding out of my chest. I cannot contain my functions almost, It like I am being hypnotized. I start to feel somewhat aroused, I become rock hard, and the bulge is unbelievable. I feel the the pressure against my zipper. Its getting greater and greater by the second. My zipper bursts open, and a wave of man gravy spews from my fly onto the floor in front of me. It is all over my shoes, and grip is starting to become non-existent. My feet fall out from underneath me. Like a fish out of water, I flip and flop in a pool of my creations. The bag of spaghetti my mother packed me for lunch bursts open in my backpack oozing out the seams. A foul scent of semen and Prego tomato sauce fills the air, and people start to gag. The worst part is, my fedora is ruined. As I get up, I trip on my trench coat and almost fall while sprinting away, Why must this fake god punish me?"

+k will use

k I figured something out /thread

They call me Oliver Clotheshoff

whoever said its not whether you win or lose, probably lost

Mine was "if you ain't first you are last" but my lame high school ruined it and put that eye for an eye quote above it