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It's My Golden Birthday

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juicedrummer11
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Apparently it's my golden birthday because I'm turning 23 on the 23rd. So how should I celebrate tonight after work? Open to any suggestions really, and I live in Reno so the possibilities are almost endless...
Apr 23 2014 4:32PM
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theBearJew
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dip your dick in gold.
Apr 23 2014 4:34PM
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ModMommy
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Get slammed and go to Awful Awful with friends, go climbing, do something.
Apr 23 2014 4:35PM
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JAHpow
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Golden shower in a girls bum
Apr 23 2014 4:40PM
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Bogs
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theBearJewdip your dick in gold.


But make sure the gold is boiling before you stick your sausage in there, only way to get a full coating that will dry properly.
Apr 23 2014 4:42PM
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juicedrummer11
Posts: 1960 - Karma: 1,331
immasGet slammed and go to Awful Awful with friends


this is actually what will probably end up finishing off the night..
Apr 23 2014 4:45PM
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swaggerboi
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23 shots of tequila
Apr 23 2014 4:45PM
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Tinga
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I didn't know what a golden birthday was when I had mine. I'm kinda sour about it.
Apr 23 2014 5:17PM
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louie.mirags
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But 23 dollars on black 23 times
Apr 23 2014 5:21PM
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louie.mirags
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louie.miragsbut 23 dollars on black 23 times


Damn not spell checking.. *put
Apr 23 2014 5:22PM
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Lé.Skiing
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from what I have heard its called a champaign birthday and, it's mine this year as well. I plan on getting so drunk I don't remember all week.
Apr 23 2014 5:43PM
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juicedrummer11
Posts: 1960 - Karma: 1,331
louie.miragsBut 23 dollars on black 23 times


definitely an option. or i can play 23 dollars 23 times on 23. I had a friend do that and he finally won like 700 bucks that night but only 400 after how many times it took him to hit that
Apr 23 2014 8:00PM
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noragrets
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Post your snapchat to NS
Apr 23 2014 8:17PM
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Parks.
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Ayyyyyy Reno. go to either spice house or the wild orchid and make it rain 23 dollars.
Apr 23 2014 9:28PM
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bigbromskier
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definitely go to the wild orchid and get golden showered.
Apr 23 2014 10:08PM
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TomDavies
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lose your virginity to bill fucking clinton
Apr 24 2014 1:15AM
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-MK-
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TingaI didn't know what a golden birthday was when I had mine. I'm kinda sour about it.


I was 7 and my aunt took me to McDonalds. Yay!

Op, what did you/what are you doing
Apr 24 2014 1:26AM
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.Hugo.
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My friend will never have a golden birthday. She was born on February 29th
Apr 24 2014 1:28AM
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Bart.Man
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I had my golden birthday when I was 5, so I didn't get to appreciate it.
Apr 24 2014 1:58AM
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El_Barto.
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3 times the fun
Apr 24 2014 2:00AM
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Bart.Man
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El_Barto.3 times the fun


Apr 24 2014 2:48AM
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I was 3 when I had mine
Apr 24 2014 7:46AM
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El_Barto.
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MountainDilI was 3 when I had mine


No one gives a shit about you or your stupid birthday. I hope nobody wished you a happy birthday
Apr 24 2014 9:33AM
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.Rybak.
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El_Barto.No one gives a shit about you or your stupid birthday. I hope nobody wished you a happy birthday


Wanna talk about it?
Apr 24 2014 9:49AM
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El_Barto.
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.Rybak.Wanna talk about it?


thatsnothowthejokeworks.jpg
Apr 24 2014 1:48PM
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ABalls
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23 shots with Michael Jordan and a blunt with 23 grams. You might die but who cares, you just got trashed with Jordan.
Apr 24 2014 2:12PM
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Randy_Quench
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sorry no one likes you anymore OP..
Apr 24 2014 2:44PM
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NEPTR
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I'm turning 5 on the 5th what should i dew guys!! i was thinking of going to chuck-e-cheeses but i don't know HELP ME PLS!!!!!!!
Apr 24 2014 3:18PM
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MaxBerkowitz
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get trippy mane
Apr 24 2014 3:30PM
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juicedrummer11
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Randy_Quenchsorry no one likes you anymore OP..


haha one minute im feeling 22, the next i forget my age and no one likes you when your 23


but it was a solid night, got real drunk, finished off with some gambling at the ever so classy Cal Neva and came home with 80 bucks so not too bad
Apr 24 2014 5:10PM
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soulskier
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Man, I missed out on mine 24 years ago...what a wash
Apr 24 2014 5:29PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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I turned fucking three for my golden birthday, what sorta shit is that ya know?
Apr 24 2014 5:47PM
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Parks.
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results of the evening?
Apr 24 2014 6:27PM
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MountainDilI was 3 when I had mine


JakeAssBeatClapI turned fucking three for my golden birthday, what sorta shit is that ya know?


oh my god me too.
Apr 24 2014 8:37PM
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Iraq_Lobster
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fuck i had mine when I was eight...... don't worry I still got trashed. Good Times
Apr 24 2014 9:17PM
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.Rybak.
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El_Barto.thatsnothowthejokeworks.jpg


You sound angry. There must be an issue lying deeper. You must have been raped as a child.
Apr 24 2014 10:16PM
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chacha33
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noragretsPost your snapchat to NS



Do it
Apr 24 2014 10:20PM
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SFB
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El_Barto.thatsnothowthejokeworks.jpg


sorry, want to talk about it?
Apr 24 2014 10:36PM
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juicedrummer11
Posts: 1960 - Karma: 1,331
noragretsPost your snapchat to NS


haha i would if i had a snapchat...or a smartphone for that matter..

-Parks-results of the evening?


definitely a good night. i was going to get a "special" present from this girl that i have been hooking up with, meaning she was gonna give me a wild bj and night of secks cuz we were both pretty drunk too, but i ended up gambling too long with the bros and she ended up falling asleep at her place before i left the casino. still won money tho so it was worth it
Apr 24 2014 11:21PM
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Mr.Gaga
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hookers x23. Do it son
Apr 24 2014 11:52PM
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McLS
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23$ worth of weed in a blunt that you have to smoke in 230 seconds (or 23 if you're a badass)
23 shots
drink 2.3 beers in 23 seconds


but yh just get mad baked and drink tons, that usually works well when you have nothing else planned.
Apr 25 2014 12:04AM
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