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Name my cat!

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snugs
Posts: 966 - Karma: 4,090

this is my new bro. he needs a name.
im not going to name him tom wallisch

lets hear them nsg
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11 years ago
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snugs
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i havn't observed my cat fuck any other dudes yet so gay as fuck is clearly a theoretical statement
11 years ago
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snugs
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CaptainDickbutt


gross
11 years ago
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CaptainObvious.
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sterling_archergross


He is displeased with your decision.
11 years ago
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El_Barto.
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CaptainDickbuttHe is displeased with your decision.


He looks like a caveman
11 years ago
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Chunter
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That cat looks 50. Surely he already has a name. Call the animal whisperer and find out what his name is.
11 years ago
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snugs
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ChunterThat cat looks 50. Surely he already has a name. Call the animal whisperer and find out what his name is.


he is 2 years old. i just got him from a shelter. they had him named as Simon but thats dumb.

this might backfire on me BUT:

keep giving me ideas and the one that the most people upvote or seem to like and that i like too, ill get a tag for him and take a photo for epic op deliverance
11 years ago
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snugs
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he is just fat as fuck which is funny
11 years ago
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PAuL_Hellar
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PICKLES
11 years ago
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.Hugo.
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sterling_archerhe is 2 years old. i just got him from a shelter. they had him named as Simon but thats dumb.

this might backfire on me BUT:

keep giving me ideas and the one that the most people upvote or seem to like and that i like too, ill get a tag for him and take a photo for epic op deliverance


HUGO
11 years ago
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ABalls
Posts: 2091 - Karma: 3,754
sterling_archerhe is 2 years old. i just got him from a shelter. they had him named as Simon but thats dumb.

this might backfire on me BUT:

keep giving me ideas and the one that the most people upvote or seem to like and that i like too, ill get a tag for him and take a photo for epic op deliverance


Just name him babou already, that got the most upvotes. Plus if you wait too long someone is gonna post some shit like name him dicksweat and that will get a ton of upvotes and then you'll have to name your cat dicksweat.
11 years ago
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El_Barto.
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.Hugo.HUGO


two votes for HUGO
11 years ago
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Espen519
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Name it "selfish piece of shit that shits on the floor and watches you clean it, then demands food"



I think that's a good name for most cats
11 years ago
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snugs
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Espen519Name it "selfish piece of shit that shits on the floor and watches you clean it, then demands food"



I think that's a good name for most cats


too many characters, will not fit on tag
11 years ago
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snugs
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ABallsJust name him babou already, that got the most upvotes. Plus if you wait too long someone is gonna post some shit like name him dicksweat and that will get a ton of upvotes and then you'll have to name your cat dicksweat.


or... i just wont deliver if everyone votes for dicksweat
11 years ago
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louie.mirags
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OP
11 years ago
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OzzyJ
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ho
11 years ago
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snugs
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OP delivers

11 years ago
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DIPED_IN_SAUCE
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sterling_archerOP delivers



YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
THANK YOU OP THANK YOU
11 years ago
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CaptainObvious.
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sterling_archerOP delivers





You. Are. The. Man.
11 years ago
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kung_powpow
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steezycat so you'd technically be naming your cat after mine
11 years ago
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ModMommy
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THANK YOU OP
11 years ago
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snugs
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my pleasure, me and my roommate both decided that the logic was flawless and thus were, in fact, obliged. Also I found out that Cheryl's ocelot was named Babou because Salvador Dali's ocelot was named Babou and since you guys dont know me, i love dali, his work has been tattooed on my skin, but the name of his pet was something i didnt know and now i do, and now i have a babou of my own
11 years ago
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Abu_Hajaar
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chinknigcrackajewbob
11 years ago
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ABalls
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sterling_archerOP delivers



Thank you for being the fucking man
11 years ago
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steezburgereddie
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sterling_archerhe is just fat as fuck which is funny


I'd have to say I'm a little surprised that no one has made an eheath joke after this.
11 years ago
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PungentMelon
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You should have named it dutchess even though it's a cat and not a dog
11 years ago
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Mr.Finkle
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Luther
11 years ago
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snugs
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Mr.FinkleLuther


great first post
11 years ago
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Paul.
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sterling_archerim not going to name him tom wallisch


You better name him Tom Wallisch.
11 years ago
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Lé.Skiing
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seeing as you are sterling archer the cats name has to be predator. unless it's already been named...
11 years ago
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Paul.
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LE.Skiingseeing as you are sterling archer the cats name has to be predator. unless it's already been named...


We were too late...
11 years ago
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