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The truth behind Shaun White revealed..

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Theskiingguy
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Learn the truth behind Shaun White, it's shocking... http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Shaun_White
Apr 22 2014 3:46PM
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Turkelton
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tu fenneuh
Apr 22 2014 3:57PM
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Theskiingguy
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"Shaun's Father, Carrottop, carrying his pregnant Mother, a Giant Catfish, to the hospital."
Apr 22 2014 4:02PM
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snowpocalypse
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I just lost 10 IQ points.... Thanks
Apr 22 2014 4:34PM
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El_Barto.
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SVmikeI just lost 10 IQ points.... Thanks


IQ doesnt go negative, butt munch
Apr 22 2014 10:02PM
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-WZ-
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YES
Apr 22 2014 10:55PM
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TomDavies
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El_Barto.IQ doesnt go negative, butt munch


pwned
Apr 22 2014 11:48PM
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Yaraelpoof.png
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Theskiingguy"Shaun's Father, Carrottop, carrying his pregnant Mother, a Giant Catfish, to the hospital."


I died
Apr 23 2014 8:34AM
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Zimmy
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White's secret (or rather differentiating factor) is that his stance is super wide....





It's also my secret... (or differentiating factor)




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But racers have wide stance too, don't they??



Yeah but how evenly is the pressure distributed along both skis.. and through the body...

My other secret is that I don't ski in pain or fear.. or rather I ride on the edge of it... because once I enter either of those states.. I am not skiing in that evolutionary zone I want. But it takes a while to get to that point, and you can still do it on other skis, but without as much as intensity as on the heartslayers (well that's my claim.)

And this is why Shaun White could be the next big heatcastler... he's unconsciously calibrating on the heart... although I am still unsure of how the wide stance applies to airs.
Apr 23 2014 10:26AM
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maximiliaan
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HeartcastleWhite's secret (or rather differentiating factor) is that his stance is super wide....





It's also my secret... (or differentiating factor)




source

But racers have wide stance too, don't they??



Yeah but how evenly is the pressure distributed along both skis.. and through the body...

My other secret is that I don't ski in pain or fear.. or rather I ride on the edge of it... because once I enter either of those states.. I am not skiing in that evolutionary zone I want. But it takes a while to get to that point, and you can still do it on other skis, but without as much as intensity as on the heartslayers (well that's my claim.)

And this is why Shaun White could be the next big heatcastler... he's unconsciously calibrating on the heart... although I am still unsure of how the wide stance applies to airs.


So much effort
Apr 23 2014 12:02PM
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Zimmy
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maximiliaanSo much effort


No, no, no.. so little effort...
Apr 23 2014 12:24PM
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Karl_Hungus
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HeartcastleNo, no, no.. so little effort...


i honestly dont know if i should take you serious or not, by the way your stance is actually to tight in the first pic and you lean in on your inside ski too much
Apr 23 2014 1:00PM
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Zimmy
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chapz69i honestly dont know if i should take you serious or not, by the way your stance is actually to tight in the first pic and you lean in on your inside ski too much


I can adjust my weighting for what feels best. Anyway, says Shaun:

"Twenty-five and a quarter. It's big. I have always kind of had this stance going. I don't know why. It feels strange when I don't."

Thread's about Shaun, so it's worth noting the massive stance.
Apr 23 2014 2:06PM
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b_sonntag
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HeartcastleI can adjust my weighting for what feels best.


Just stop.
Apr 23 2014 3:27PM
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