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Motherfucking Llama bitch

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Mr.Bishop
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https://vine.co/v/MiAMY06TDUY

**This thread was edited on Apr 21st 2014 at 10:09:46am
Apr 18 2014 6:42PM
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TijmenDal
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Boinky-boinky-boinky. It's gotta be awesome have jet-propelled ankles
Apr 18 2014 6:46PM
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hippy.
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Apr 18 2014 6:58PM
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Calb3rt
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llama be like, let me just demonstrate my reproductive fitness real quick.
Apr 18 2014 7:02PM
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acualywasdolan
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Bishop pls..
Apr 18 2014 7:56PM
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bakedpow
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Pretty sure that's an alpaca motherfucker
Apr 18 2014 8:01PM
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theabortionator
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IS that you?
Apr 18 2014 8:34PM
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baaangthat
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Fuckin LLamas. How do they work?
Apr 18 2014 8:38PM
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.Hugo.
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BakerpowPretty sure that's an alpaca motherfucker


Lol ya, not even a llama
Apr 18 2014 8:38PM
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Mr.Huck
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Apr 18 2014 8:48PM
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freestyler540
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Dat dang drama Llama
Apr 18 2014 9:48PM
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Mr.Bishop
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BakerpowPretty sure that's an alpaca motherfucker


God fucking dammit...
Apr 19 2014 1:34AM
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Bart.Man
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Was expecting a raunchy porno in which either

a. A mother was fucking a llama
b. A llama was fucking a mother

In either case, the mother would have been the bitch.
Apr 19 2014 2:05AM
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JAHpow
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Bart.ManWas expecting a raunchy porno in which either

a. A mother was fucking a llama
b. A llama was fucking a mother

In either case, the mother would have been the bitch.


Mother on llama
Llama on mother
Couple of llamas doing a mother
Couple of sloths watching
Apr 19 2014 2:12AM
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ESAND
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlzHtmw4Mvs
Apr 19 2014 2:57AM
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NinetyFour
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TijmenDalIt's gotta be awesome have jet-propelled ankles


Far better than the dynamite-exploded ankles variant.
Apr 19 2014 3:48AM
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MLJ
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Llamas are hilarious. My neighbour has several llamas, and they are really funny to watch.
Apr 19 2014 6:44AM
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Bateman
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Tina, come get your dinner!
Apr 19 2014 9:47AM
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Iraq_Lobster
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Is that Kusco?
Apr 19 2014 10:06AM
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t_rob
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No embed or clicky link.... Yup.
Apr 19 2014 11:24AM
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McLS
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Someone please make a gif of a llama skiing (like the ostrich one). I would jizz. Everywhere.
Apr 19 2014 2:34PM
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Mr.Bishop
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ESANDhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlzHtmw4Mvs


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlzHtmw4Mvs

Mind = blown
Apr 21 2014 10:09AM
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Mr.Huck
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Mr.BishopMind = blown


Doug, you are the perfect guy to come down to Colorado and get revenge for Sally.

Honestly, this story really sucks.



TRINIDAD, COLO. - A llama who wandered around the Trinidad State Junior College campus on Wednesday was killed by two men and two juveniles on Friday, according to authorities. One of the men being questioned is believed to be "part" owner of the llama.

The llama, named Sally, had gotten loose from its owner's home near the campus. Police say the llama caused a "nuisance."

The owner had sold two other llamas recently who repeatedly escaped from the home.

No one was injured during the llama's jaunt around town. The Trinidad Police Department will continue the investigation and determine if charges will be filed.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2014/04/18/colorado-llama-killed/7873147/
Apr 21 2014 10:19AM
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MLJ
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Mr.HuckDoug, you are the perfect guy to come down to Colorado and get revenge for Sally.

Honestly, this story really sucks.



TRINIDAD, COLO. - A llama who wandered around the Trinidad State Junior College campus on Wednesday was killed by two men and two juveniles on Friday, according to authorities. One of the men being questioned is believed to be "part" owner of the llama.

The llama, named Sally, had gotten loose from its owner's home near the campus. Police say the llama caused a "nuisance."

The owner had sold two other llamas recently who repeatedly escaped from the home.

No one was injured during the llama's jaunt around town. The Trinidad Police Department will continue the investigation and determine if charges will be filed.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2014/04/18/colorado-llama-killed/7873147/


Drama LLama Episode 2.0
Apr 21 2014 10:29AM
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*JDBP*
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NinetyFourFar better than the dynamite-exploded ankles variant.


Thall thinks so...
Apr 21 2014 12:04PM
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Mr.Bishop
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Mr.HuckDoug, you are the perfect guy to come down to Colorado and get revenge for Sally.

Honestly, this story really sucks.



TRINIDAD, COLO. - A llama who wandered around the Trinidad State Junior College campus on Wednesday was killed by two men and two juveniles on Friday, according to authorities. One of the men being questioned is believed to be "part" owner of the llama.

The llama, named Sally, had gotten loose from its owner's home near the campus. Police say the llama caused a "nuisance."

The owner had sold two other llamas recently who repeatedly escaped from the home.

No one was injured during the llama's jaunt around town. The Trinidad Police Department will continue the investigation and determine if charges will be filed.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2014/04/18/colorado-llama-killed/7873147/


WHAT? This is horrible...

Maybe the Drama Llama needs to dispense some vengeful vigilante justice.

Think like 62% The Punisher, 38% Llama.
Apr 21 2014 10:38PM
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Ski_Alot
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BakerpowPretty sure that's an alpaca motherfucker


Don't think so...

Source: my uncle raises 50+ alpaca
Apr 22 2014 12:53AM
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Mr.Huck
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Mr.BishopWHAT? This is horrible...

Maybe the Drama Llama needs to dispense some vengeful vigilante justice.

Think like 62% The Punisher, 38% Llama.


I like it.
Apr 22 2014 3:48PM
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MLJ
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Mr.BishopWHAT? This is horrible...

Maybe the Drama Llama needs to dispense some vengeful vigilante justice.

Think like 62% The Punisher, 38% Llama.

You forgot to add some influence from the movie super. That movie was fucked, but hilarious at the same time.
Apr 22 2014 5:23PM
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ESAND
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Mr.Bishophttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlzHtmw4Mvs

Mind = blown



Thanks for the embed.

Someone needs to subtitle it in English because it's definitely one of the greatest commercials of all time.
Apr 27 2014 1:45PM
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