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The "I Need to Poop" thread

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Garebear
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Apr 13 2014 7:46PM
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El_Barto.
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My coffee shits smell so bad. Like hot steamy port-a-potty bad
Apr 13 2014 7:50PM
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op14
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Describes my life
Apr 13 2014 7:53PM
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Matt.H
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Apr 13 2014 7:57PM
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GayWolf420
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i farted so bad last night i was convinced there was a turd in my bed
Apr 13 2014 8:01PM
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slamdunk
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Saw this on FB, not sure if it's some sort of prank or not... disgusting either way *WARNING* Avert eyes if you have weak stomach


Apr 13 2014 8:03PM
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JAHpow
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http://youtu.be/J7FPcLxLmE4
Apr 13 2014 8:09PM
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GayWolf420
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slamdunkSaw this on FB, not sure if it's some sort of prank or not... disgusting either way *WARNING* Avert eyes if you have weak stomach




thats impressive. not even disgusted in the slightest of bit.
Apr 13 2014 8:18PM
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whoa-dere
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so much came out of my ass this afternoon
Apr 13 2014 8:36PM
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Chinchi
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This thread is incredibly relevant to my interests considering I'm in the car on the way home from Boston with Mexican reah brewing viciously.
Apr 13 2014 8:40PM
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.MASSHOLE.
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I have something brewing. Not sure what, but the farts have been massive. Slightly wet feeling.
Apr 13 2014 8:45PM
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Garebear
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slamdunkSaw this on FB, not sure if it's some sort of prank or not... disgusting either way *WARNING* Avert eyes if you have weak stomach




wow, there's some poopy on the toilet seat there
Apr 13 2014 9:32PM
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Logey.
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Reading this while taking a t-bell, mcdonalds and Mountain Dew diet of a poop. You could say it's quite, sloppy.
Apr 13 2014 9:32PM
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KimJong-Illest
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The other day I weighed myself before i took a shit and after. I lost 5 pounds and pooped for 27 minutes straight. It was the greastest relief of my life. Filled up the whole hole and out of the water and clogged the toilet with no paper /claim
Apr 13 2014 10:05PM
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gotti
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KimJong-IllestThe other day I weighed myself before i took a shit and after. I lost 5 pounds and pooped for 27 minutes straight. It was the greastest relief of my life. Filled up the whole hole and out of the water and clogged the toilet with no paper /claim


these are the best when you feel completely emptied out
Apr 13 2014 10:14PM
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op14
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PULLthese are the best when you feel completely emptied out


Nothings worse than when you think you're done, and then you have to shit 10 minutes later
Apr 13 2014 10:27PM
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.Hugo.
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I have to shit so bad and my roommate just went in the bathroom to shower and wont let me shit first. He takes 20+ minute showers too. Fuck, I might have to run to my neighbors
Apr 13 2014 10:31PM
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broto
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quick somebody bump the joys of pooping thread
Apr 13 2014 10:38PM
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KimJong-Illest
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brotoquick somebody bump the joys of pooping thread


bump it with your huge rack
Apr 13 2014 10:46PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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this one time I had a poop and there was a high pressure fart packed in behind it. Actually biggest splash I've ever made in a toilet. had to take a shower after that one.
Apr 13 2014 10:55PM
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987321654hgfd
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When my turds are too big there's guaranteed to be blood on my tp.
Apr 14 2014 8:30AM
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The_Polock
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All of the above happened to me this morning.
Apr 14 2014 9:11AM
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.MASSHOLE.
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The worst time to shit is always the gym. You cant even wipe well cause you have so much sweat going down your butt crack. It takes for ever.
Apr 14 2014 10:53AM
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GayWolf420
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i remember one day i was using a public shitter and this guy was trying to spark up conversation with the guy in the stall next to him. dude was totally giving off the vibe of "can you please fuck off, dude? im trying to take a shit here." super weird all around.
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