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Bro, do you even spread?

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snugs
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at first i was like this...


but then i was like this...
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dani_
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classic
11 years ago
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NMMedia
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Literally exactly the same thing happened to me at the end of this season when we were messing around
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Mingg
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hahahaha damn
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Garebear
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legend says he spread so hard that his peepee came out the bottom of his pants
11 years ago
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Drail
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I've ripped out the crotch from ALL off snow pants because of the damned spread eagle. If I were to buy 'proper fitting' snow pants maybe it won't happen. I just love my baggy volcom pants too much.

Related: Any time I do glacier travel and have to rope up, the looks I get from my fellow skiers when I'm struggling to get the climbing harness over my baggy pants is awesome.
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DrZoidberg
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chuckmarty
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man you just made my day
11 years ago
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snugs
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these were the greatest snowpants ive ever worn too! like 900$ Kjus pants too! (got them as a gift) im thinking going to a place to get them professionally sewn up.
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snugs
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chuckmartyman you just made my day
nice!
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snugs
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although there is no evidence of this... i would like to add that i screamed "im the best skier on the mountain!" at the top of my lungs before hucking this massive eagle
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notspoicey
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mustve been wearing shaun whites signature pants
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