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Broken Collar-Bone

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graysonskier
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I broke my collar bone last week and the doctor say that I can't ski for at least a month. I am a very talented skier but my mom is very strict and won't let me go even just to film my buddies. Is this a valid opinion or should I be allowed to go?
Apr 11 2014 10:22PM
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charmander
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dude youre a pro fuck your doctor and your mom! theres no way they know what theyre talkin about!
Apr 11 2014 10:34PM
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Nacho+
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Ya dude! You're out for a month? Way too much skiing will be missed during May. Fuck your doctor he doesn't know what he's talking about. You're a very talented skier and no one can tell you what to do
Apr 11 2014 10:56PM
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slugmoney
Posts: 29 - Karma: 139
Wow your mom must be really mean looking out for you like that. I mean, what could possibly go wrong?
Apr 11 2014 10:59PM
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YouAllSuck
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Fist fight your mom?
Apr 11 2014 11:11PM
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steelogreens
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honestly man your mom must not respect how talented you are. so weak
Apr 11 2014 11:16PM
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TheBigApple
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swing that sling
Apr 11 2014 11:20PM
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theabortionator
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Steroids will make you heal fast and get ripped. Real men take roids. Real men who won't let momma tell them what to do. You have to grab life by the shrunken balls and do the damn thing.

YEAHHHHH!!!!!!



YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!
Apr 11 2014 11:26PM
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chris_payne
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This doctor has obviously never seen you ski before because if he had any idea how talented you were I'm sure that he would have told you that standard medical procedures don't apply to someone of your caliber. As for your mother nobody ever got anywhere by listening to what mean old mom had to say so do what you want.
Apr 12 2014 12:40AM
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SkierPT
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On a real note I broke mine about 2 weeks ago pretty cleanly as far as broken bones go and honestly I couldn't see myself comfortable being able to be on skis for another 2ish weeks.
Apr 12 2014 1:24AM
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SkierPT
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On a real note I broke mine about 2 weeks ago pretty cleanly as far as broken bones go and honestly I couldn't see myself comfortable being able to be on skis for another 2ish weeks.
Apr 12 2014 1:24AM
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Rparr
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lol i'm worried OP will take these posts seriously. He's already showed a serious fucking lack of a brain.
Apr 12 2014 11:29AM
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Austin.ski
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Rparrlol i'm worried OP will take these posts seriously. /QUOTE]

he should because he is a super good skier and he knows may more than any doctor.
Apr 12 2014 11:54AM
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theabortionator
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In reality you want it to heel right. It's the type of injury where to can go out and film your friends and get on the slope(If you're able to not fall) but I wouldn't really go for it in the park.


It's a slippery slope. You say, Well I'll just hit small jumps and flat boxes, next run you're doing 270's on and 5's on jumps, then you fall doing something stupid and now you gotta get it re set or get surgery.
Apr 12 2014 12:23PM
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charmander
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and it hurts like a bitch, I took a week off track after breaking my collar bone and started running again, that was not fun for a couple weeks.

those bones really do need to rest to knit back together
Apr 12 2014 12:39PM
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slugmoney
Posts: 29 - Karma: 139
theabortionatorand now you gotta get it re set or get surgery.

This. My friend broke his collarbone at snowflex once, when we came home I was in the middle of my summer setup. He helped me move light ass boards with his good arm, still had to get it re-broken and re-set. He couldn't shred for half a year. I don't know if it was my fault, still feel like shit. You may not think you need to rest it, but trust your doctor and rest it up.
Apr 12 2014 12:48PM
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Slush
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pics of mom required
Apr 12 2014 1:49PM
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