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What 3 items would you bring with you on a Deserted Island

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BertBoyd
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This is the deserted island game! Your allowed to choose 3 thing's/Item's to accompany you. Could be for entertainment, survival, etc... Let me set the scene for you, Your on a flight over the South Pacific ocean, The plane malfunctions and you end up crashing on a deserted island. You and 1 other person survives. You discover an undamaged luggage crate. Who survived the crash with you (Who do you want to be stuck on an island with?) and what 3 items did you recover from that luggage crate(must be able to fit in the crate).

Spark-notes:
- Choose 1 person you want to be stuck on an island with
- Choose 3 things that you want to bring on a deserted island with you
Apr 7 2014 10:42PM
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YourMomsCouch
Posts: 311 - Karma: 4,039
A guy named Jesus and dildos
Apr 7 2014 10:49PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
Your mom and 3 tubes of Astroglide.
Apr 7 2014 10:50PM
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JAHpow
Posts: 7282 - Karma: 17,175
Genesis Rodriguez

Iron Man Suit
A hammock
A volleyball


I'll chill on the island then fly home.
Apr 7 2014 10:50PM
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californiagrown
Posts: 9794 - Karma: 2,014
adriana lima
duct tape
a knife



Apr 7 2014 10:51PM
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Logey.
Posts: 2996 - Karma: 457
Lots of marijuana so I could smoke up the animals in exchange for food and sexual services.
A volley ball for obvious reasons
And a gopro for some POV action
Apr 7 2014 10:55PM
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BertBoyd
Posts: 734 - Karma: 2,253
Nice touch with the iron man suit
Apr 7 2014 11:08PM
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Panda_with_Guns
Posts: 3040 - Karma: 1,620
2 hookers and 1 blow
Apr 7 2014 11:22PM
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Garebear
Posts: 378 - Karma: 4,908
a stuffed animal build-a-bear
some cupcakes
enough acid to last a year
Apr 7 2014 11:23PM
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NEPTR
Posts: 766 - Karma: 1,936
a boat , some beach chairs and food
Apr 7 2014 11:38PM
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steeze.pizza
Posts: 82 - Karma: 223
2 girls and 1 cup
Apr 7 2014 11:41PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
a machete
a fishing kit....pole, line, lures, etc.
a flint w striker
Apr 7 2014 11:52PM
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KingGeedorah
Posts: 890 - Karma: 1,576
You wouldn't last a day.
Apr 8 2014 12:03AM
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pigglywiggly
Posts: 4482 - Karma: 305
Bears
Beets
Battlestar Galactica
Apr 8 2014 1:01AM
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cool_name
Posts: 4295 - Karma: 3,131
a pilot with a float plane certification

a float plane
enough fuel to get home
and a barrel of cash

(you never stated how big the box was, so i presumed it was big enough to fit a plane)
Apr 8 2014 1:19AM
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SkiThe603
Posts: 5376 - Karma: 498
six pack of bic lighters
bowl
ounce of bud


Apr 8 2014 1:21AM
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Randy_Quench
Posts: 5447 - Karma: 4,343
you gonna get high for a week then curl up and die?
Apr 8 2014 8:34AM
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Abu_Hajaar
Posts: 2749 - Karma: 3,907
Some heroin, an oil tanker filled with lube, and OP's dad. Things are going to get kinky ;)
Apr 8 2014 9:15AM
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bfulmer
Posts: 3053 - Karma: 1,975
Mila Kunis

one metric ton of marijuana
a hot tub full of tequila
a helicopter
Apr 8 2014 9:18AM
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chacha33
Posts: 959 - Karma: 4,163
Skiierman (for food)

fully stocked amberlamps

Bear Grylls
Apr 8 2014 9:19AM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11954 - Karma: 12,297
Flesh light

Lube

Another flesh light
Apr 8 2014 9:24AM
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ChipDirt
Posts: 54 - Karma: 54
Jennifer Lawrence food matches water
Apr 8 2014 10:02AM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,352
2 dragon dildos 1 dvd player with air bud 2.
Apr 8 2014 10:56AM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,484
That's for things dumdum
Apr 8 2014 11:03AM
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Wampire
Posts: 1217 - Karma: 4,684
Barefootin_Fienda machetea fishing kit....pole, line, lures, etc.
a flint w striker


More like i would bring the person machete from machete kills
also the spy kids would be with him cos they are his niece/nephew
Apr 8 2014 3:30PM
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Ghini
Posts: 2261 - Karma: 3,002
Rum, rum and rum.

Yes, I'm a pirate.

Arrr
Apr 8 2014 3:38PM
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DasGoatenshafter
Posts: 580 - Karma: 307
Sindy, Chastity, and Clarissa.
Apr 8 2014 8:14PM
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radmad
Posts: 91 - Karma: 194
fireworks
a turtle
torin
Apr 8 2014 9:17PM
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proZach
Posts: 7163 - Karma: 919
CamembertRum, rum and rum.

Yes, I'm a pirate.

Arrr



I used to think a pirate's favorite letter was arrr. But I was wrong, tis' be the C!
Apr 8 2014 9:37PM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,352
KernalAngusA guy named


.AR6rider.Your mom



damn
Apr 8 2014 9:41PM
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ANDR01D
Posts: 1181 - Karma: 3,319
Person: A pilot capable of safely taking off/flying/landing a plane with two people in it.

Things:
1. A Plane that meets FAA regulations.
2. A Runway constructed to FAA regulations.
3. Enough gas to get back to city of at least 100,000 people.

I win!
Apr 8 2014 10:10PM
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E__
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 4,635
Scarlett Johansson

Compass
Flint
Knife
Apr 8 2014 10:22PM
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cool_name
Posts: 4295 - Karma: 3,131
ANDR01DPerson: A pilot capable of safely taking off/flying/landing a plane with two people in it.

Things:
1. A Plane that meets FAA regulations.
2. A Runway constructed to FAA regulations.
3. Enough gas to get back to city of at least 100,000 people.

I win!


ya except a runway isnt portable so have fun
Apr 8 2014 10:53PM
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ANDR01D
Posts: 1181 - Karma: 3,319
cool_nameya except a runway isnt portable so have fun


Shit...looks like my reading comprehension could use some improvement.
Apr 9 2014 6:15AM
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JahLiam
Posts: 2321 - Karma: 7,828
1 billion dollars,
1 helicopter,
1 ton of beef jerky,

Oh and I'd want to get stuck with Jesus so if the helicopter crashes he can get me home
Apr 9 2014 7:18AM
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icculus.
Posts: 749 - Karma: 3,963
SkiThe603six pack of bic lightersbowl
ounce of bud


only an ounce.?










pussy
Apr 9 2014 7:56AM
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BertBoyd
Posts: 734 - Karma: 2,253
Emma Watson

Water Purifier
Machete
Iron Man Suit
Apr 9 2014 12:54PM
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Bombogenesis
Posts: 1984 - Karma: 4,006
KernalAngusA guy named Jesus and dildos


.AR6rider.Your mom and 3 tubes of Astroglide.


JAHpowGenesis Rodriguez

Iron Man Suit
A hammock
A volleyball


I'll chill on the island then fly home.


californiagrownadriana lima
duct tape
a knife


Logey.Lots of marijuana so I could smoke up the animals in exchange for food and sexual services.
A volley ball for obvious reasons
And a gopro for some POV action


BertBoydNice touch with the iron man suit


Panda_with_Guns2 hookers and 1 blow


Garebeara stuffed animal build-a-bearsome cupcakes
enough acid to last a year


KBonea boat , some beach chairs and food


steeze.pizza2 girls and 1 cup


Barefootin_Fienda machetea fishing kit....pole, line, lures, etc.
a flint w striker


KingGeedorahYou wouldn't last a day.


pigglywigglyBearsBeets
Battlestar Galactica


cool_namea pilot with a float plane certification

a float plane
enough fuel to get home
and a barrel of cash


(you never stated how big the box was, so i presumed it was big enough to fit a plane)


SkiThe603six pack of bic lightersbowl
ounce of bud


Randy_Quenchyou gonna get high for a week then curl up and die?


scott.studerSome heroin, an oil tanker filled with lube, and OP's dad. Things are going to get kinky ;)


bfulmerMila Kunis

one metric ton of marijuana
a hot tub full of tequila
a helicopter


chacha33Skiierman (for food)

fully stocked amberlamps


Bear Grylls


Granite_StateFlesh light

Lube

Another flesh light


ChipDirtJennifer Lawrence food matches water


SFB2 dragon dildos
1 dvd player with air bud 2.


.Hugo.That's for things dumdum


Wampire+More like i would bring the person machete from machete kills
also the spy kids would be with him cos they are his niece/nephew


CamembertRum, rum and rum.

Yes, I'm a pirate.

Arrr


carltuszSindy, Chastity, and Clarissa.


radmadfireworks
a turtle
torin


proZachI used to think a pirate's favorite letter was arrr. But I was wrong, tis' be the C!


SFBdamn


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ANDR01DPerson: A pilot capable of safely taking off/flying/landing a plane with two people in it.

Things:
1. A Plane that meets FAA regulations.
2. A Runway constructed to FAA regulations.
3. Enough gas to get back to city of at least 100,000 people.

I win!


yevanScarlett Johansson

Compass
Flint
Knife


cool_nameya except a runway isnt portable so have fun


ANDR01DShit...looks like my reading comprehension could use some improvement.


JahLiam1 billion dollars,
1 helicopter,
1 ton of beef jerky,

Oh and I'd want to get stuck with Jesus so if the helicopter crashes he can get me home


icculus.only an ounce.?










pussy


BertBoydEmma Watson

Water Purifier
Machete
Iron Man Suit



Test
Apr 9 2014 1:00PM
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Jro.
Posts: 628 - Karma: 655
Kate Upton

Yacht, Food/Water, Cell Phone
Apr 9 2014 3:21PM
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MNS
Posts: 5386 - Karma: 3,241
Nikee Heaton

Water
Food
Satellite phone for when I am ready to leave.
Apr 10 2014 2:03AM
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KrazyistKarl
Posts: 1725 - Karma: 599
Water filtration, fixed blade knife with sharpening stone (toss up between a guides hatchet) and a hammock tent.


And I assume we would wash up on the island fully clothed, so I could use shoe strings to fabricate a bow drill
Apr 10 2014 2:36AM
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Scotty_B
Posts: 287 - Karma: 423
Person: beautiful lady

Items:
- Water filtration tube
- Axe
- 100 feet of line/rope
Apr 10 2014 1:18PM
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469
ur mom

ur mom




ur mom
Apr 10 2014 1:46PM
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469
ur mom

ur mom




ur mom
Apr 10 2014 1:46PM
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ModMommy
Posts: 10815 - Karma: 57,158
Limes
The Russian Navy
A USB Flash Drive
Apr 10 2014 2:06PM
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ModMommy
Posts: 10815 - Karma: 57,158
immasLimes
The Russian Navy
A USB Flash Drive


Looks Like I forgot the person. I'm taking Datsyuk down with me.
Apr 10 2014 2:08PM
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yelsel
Posts: 12967 - Karma: 3,451
a knife, weed and my dog
Apr 10 2014 2:12PM
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kevmac
Posts: 347 - Karma: 1,172
a knife, rope, flint and bear grylls
Apr 10 2014 2:24PM
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MothaHucker
Posts: 4678 - Karma: 2,591
lotion, computer, internet
Apr 10 2014 5:11PM
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Pancake_Fucker
Posts: 1843 - Karma: 1,914
Hot girl with low standards,

Condoms, water, and flares
Apr 10 2014 5:46PM
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acualywasdolan
Posts: 1172 - Karma: -747
A big box of freshies
A ton of sterilized water
3 keys of pure fentanyl powder or dope
Apr 11 2014 1:02AM
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