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Convincing Mt.Hood

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NEPTR
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So I'm going out to Bend Or. this summer and after I really want to go to Mt.Hood and ski for a few weeks, my dad is on board but my mom thinks its too dangerous or whatever to spend time away from colorado alone, what are some ways I can convince them to let me go,

spark notes: want to go to mthood alone mom won't let me how to convince her?
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Austin.ski
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good think you had the spark note, the first part was way to long to read.
11 years ago
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Iraq_Lobster
Posts: 1866 - Karma: 4,903
sleep with her mom then ask her mom to tell her to tell you its all good for you to go.

spark note for OP: fuck your grandmother
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edai
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I dont get it are you gonna go to camp or stay in Bend alone or what? Can you drive? You sound like you're 12
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notspoicey
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hmm i would say go to windells but i guess now i have to say go to "we are camp LLC"
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NEPTR
Posts: 766 - Karma: 1,936
im 17 i can drive and i was planning on camping out
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brotherdad
Posts: 2076 - Karma: 13,068
Give her an ultimatum.

Mom, you can either let me go to Hood and be man in the woods or I'll show everyone your segment in backdoor sluts 9.


Your choice.
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KingGeedorah
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Maybe get some friends who would also want to do it that your mom trusts. But you said you live in CO, so why not just ski at Copper?
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S.J.W
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Pics of said mum.
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Parks.
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totally dude! the only thing that would be more embarrassing would be not knowing how to spell thing!
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baaangthat
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maybe i'm just a washed up old square, but your mother is right. you should not go camp alone at hood at 17. there's a 10% chance you die in a mini van fire. 20 % chance you get stabbed by HCSC diggers. 30% chance you get raped by danimal in his carhouse. 40% chance you get salmonella from the Taco Shoppe. 50% percent chance ben the walrus kills you on the skibowl zipline. 60% chance you you fall into a meth lapse and aren't seen again until you're 45. 70% chance some dirty hippy convinces you to swim in little crater lake and your skin melts off.
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ReeferMonga
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Bro. You're about to be moled the fuck out at the airstrip. They shall show no mercy to your pure bred suburban blood. Expect a total personality change, resulting in a degradation of linguistic functioning in normal society. You have my blessing for the trip though.

-mahalo

#teamkratom
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Crispy.
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How are you going to try to convince a glacier? They usually don't understand and have very little to say from my experience.
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HuckNorris44
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Remind her that weed in not legal in Oregon but it is in Colorado.
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OG_Loc
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While were on the topic of mt. hood... does anyone know when the season ends for meadows?
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Nike_Nako
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If you can actually ski, just say if they trust you to go to Oregon alone, and to your local hill a lot, why can't you ski somewhere else?
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hannahbergemann
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OG_LocWhile were on the topic of mt. hood... does anyone know when the season ends for meadows?

mid may
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.Hugo.
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Tell her that Hugo will supervise you if she pays for me to get out there
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270on420out
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What happened to that "let justin go to windells" thread
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hippy.
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pee in her butt
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doGelyst
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OG_LocWhile were on the topic of mt. hood... does anyone know when the season ends for meadows?


first two weekends in may, then we're done-zo
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BigScaryLarry
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at least you arent in vt. ive thought about but then i realized its too expensive and my car would not make it. alas i am stuck here with no snow

this is completely irrelevant and in no way helps OP. have fun
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Espen519
Posts: 552 - Karma: 969
Tell her to man up


Spark Notes: Tell her to man up
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CaptainSlow
Posts: 717 - Karma: 930
DINKLEBERGGive her an ultimatum.

Mom, you can either let me go to Hood and be man in the woods or I'll show everyone your segment in backdoor sluts 9.


Your choice.


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