I ran over a kids foot last night

hes probably dead by now.

tl;dr

Actually, you're curious about how cool we think you are

really doesn't hurt that much. My dad backed over my foot when i was 14. It didn't hurt nearly as much as having someone step on you with soccer cleats, and no bones were broken. I guess it would hurt if you hit it with some speed though.

The police are gonna come knockin.. you gave that man aids OP

Nah, shattered feet don't hurt. Definitely hit and run forever man, Obama will pay for everything and consequence is bullshit- I mean you were laughing and stuff, it wasn't on purpose! Who can pay attention and not run people over at times like these??

This kid parties, owns a volvo, has 5 whole friends AND runs over people and doesnt give a fuck?!?!?!?!!?

Wow i want to be like OP

So last night I was at a house party

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch. I’ll have you know my name is John, and I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp to the smell of wet pussy. I was getting a blowjob from two bitches (Shit was SO Cash), one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. She started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. I gave it to them and they were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Must have come about a quart of sperm and compressed air. Imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. I had to go to base camp so I front-flipped from my 14th floor barracks into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions). Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at base camp in no time. When I entered, I became a top sniper and was granted access to the entire arsenal of the USMC. I learned how to kill someone in over 700 different ways and was assigned to be the leader of a squad that will kill 300 terrorists using gorilla warfare tactics. Also did 6000 push-ups, 8000 sit-ups and bench-pressed 30 plates in 16 minutes. After basic training, I met a network of secret spies who will help me trace your IP address, while eating gold plated sushi and 15,000 $ champagne. My unit got the rest of the day off and I became captain of our base’s football team and starter of the basketball team. I got straight A’s on the military entrance exams and received more awards. Meanwhile, you were jacking off to pictures on Facebook and naked drawn Japanese people. Went back in the Lambo to my barracks and now I am getting ready to go to sleep. I am going to graduate at the top of my class in the Navy Seals tomorrow and I want to look pretty much perfect for it. Don’t be a stranger and remember, I did more in one day than you will your entire life.

lol he smeared his dick on ur car