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daskis
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Hey NS,

I have a drug test coming up on Wednesday for an internship and I found out on Friday. It's a pretty typical urine test. Problem is I pretty regularly smoke pot, and the last time I smoked was Thursday night... I also took acid, but I was told that won't show up unless they do a very expensive LSD test, which costs hundreds of dollars.
I am drinking about 6 bottles of water per day, working out hard with a sweatshirt on, taking Niacin twice a day (500 mg flush free capsules), drinking cranberry and grapefruit juice (not cocktail), and eating jello (apparently fruit pectin helps). I was told not to work out the day before the test as to not continue the release of THC.
Does anyone have any more advice based on experience that would clear my system in time? Using someone else's urine is not an option, and I am running quite low on money.
Any good advice would be much appreciated!
Thanks :)
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Bagina
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OPs mom is a hooker.
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icculus.
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ill give you some piss if you you give me a blow job.
but it might end up in your ass
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Byron_tha_gr8
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Byron_tha_gr8
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she doesnt have one, she nugs up on chronic blaze puffs.
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Crispy.
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How can I be cool like you??
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daskis
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Thanks to the people that were actually helpful! The rest was just annoying
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.Hugo.
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You make an annoying thread there are gonna be annoying posts
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daskis
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I needed help and figured there'd be people on here who know how to pass drug tests from experience.
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californiagrown
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now, if you'd be so kind to show your appreciation in the form of pictures...well that'd be just super!
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Byron_tha_gr8
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lets see some times.
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bdarb207
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you guys have a real way with the ladies. must be killin' it
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Byron_tha_gr8
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one time i touched a girls hands, but it was a cop arresting me for weed violence.
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bdarb207
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shit sucks man. not bueno.
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123+ski
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I believe it is supposed to work as a diuretic, so that when used in combination with working out, diluting, and taking supplements, it will get more of the "bad piss" out, and may help with hiding the fact that you are diluting. Many people also take creatie for this reason, because low creatine is a sign that you are diluting. I think the b12 is mostly to get some yellow color in it so it doesn't look completely clear.
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GayWolf420
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yeah well your mom loves my company soo......
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daskis
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Well I did what I said I was doing in my original post and I passed. So if you need to pass a drug test and only have a little time to detox, do what I did.
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Spagett+
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daskisWell I did what I said I was doing in my original post and I passed. So if you need to pass a drug test and only have a little time to detox, do what I did.


you said it is on Wednesday but it is only Monday, so go home, you are high on drugs.
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LucasTrent
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the biggest thing that you need to do is work out. burning fat is releasing the thc from your fat cells. Drinking shit tons of water and juice is a myth. You should be fine unless your a heavy smoker.

Also the day of the drug test make sure you pee at least three times before.
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-benedetto
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Spagettyou said it is on Wednesday but it is only Monday, so go home, you are high on drugs.


Hey troll, you ever consider it was last Wednesday or 2 ago and it takes a few days to find out? /fail at being Mr. Tough Guy.
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Spagett+
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-benedettoHey troll, you ever consider it was last Wednesday or 2 ago and it takes a few days to find out? /fail at being Mr. Tough Guy.


I never knew I was such and idiot.
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Spagett+
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SpagettI never knew I was such and idiot.


yes I fuckin did I cant even spell an right.
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-benedetto
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SpagettI never knew I was such and idiot.


You're welcome.
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jibbpeter
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Make a fake cock. Works every time for me.

Or make some of your drug free friends piss in a small flask, and smuggle that in on the test.

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bdarb207
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daskisWell I did what I said I was doing in my original post and I passed. So if you need to pass a drug test and only have a little time to detox, do what I did.


Yeah okay... Too bad that's impossible, I just read this thread, girls are fat so it's not possible to pass a drug test when you've smoked pot. EVER.
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