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What would you rather??

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TheClap.
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It's simple, answer the question and then follow up with another question


Would you rather change sex every time you sneeze or not be able to tell the difference between a baby and muffin?
Apr 6 2014 8:07PM
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Olimar
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Wait. Are we talking sexual orientation or 100% "I have a dick, Ah-Choo. Now I have a vagina"
Apr 6 2014 8:08PM
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El_Barto.
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I have never not sneezed in a multiple of two so im goin with that.

Would you rather have perma onion breath or perma mudbutt?
Apr 6 2014 8:10PM
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duckslayer
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definitely the muffin one

would you rather stick your dick in a blender or have to slice that shit off with a rusty spoon?
Apr 6 2014 8:14PM
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TheClap.
Posts: 21661 - Karma: 4,101
Perma onion

Would you rather be homeless and have sex with a different dime piece daily, or be a billionaire and never have sex again
Apr 6 2014 9:12PM
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Olimar
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Billionaire. There are other forms of intercourse that would suffice.
Apr 6 2014 9:14PM
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DIPED_IN_SAUCE
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Talk like him. I could pretend I was a mute and talk with a windows tab like that commercial.
Would you rather meet your dream girl and bang her, but not talk at all; or only talk, and not bang her?
Apr 6 2014 9:31PM
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El_Barto.
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Talk to her.

Would you rather be retarded or blind. Like autism retard not brain mush retard
Apr 6 2014 9:43PM
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Mingg
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Probably retarded.

Would you rather hiccup violently for the rest of your life or have a constant urge to sneeze for the rest of your life?
Apr 6 2014 10:11PM
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shitpoop
Posts: 667 - Karma: 1,479
blind

every women i talk to is hot by voice, so finding a wife is easy



westboro baptist church or KKK member?
Apr 6 2014 10:19PM
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acualywasdolan
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Eat a poop filled calizone or drink a mug full of period blood?
Apr 6 2014 10:21PM
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El_Barto.
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Be dolan or have to be friends with dolan?
Apr 6 2014 10:23PM
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op14
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Is there an option to kill myself
Apr 6 2014 10:24PM
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El_Barto.
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being friends with dolan is like dying on the inside

would you rather never sleep again or never eat again. you wont die from a lack of either
Apr 6 2014 10:28PM
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.Hugo.
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NEver sleep. I basically dont already


Would you rather have endless untracked pow for one day and never be able to ski again or only ski groomers the rest of your life
Apr 6 2014 10:30PM
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youngdtay
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Would I be absolutely fatigued all the time if I choose the not sleeping option? Starving all the time for the other?




Would you rather lose 6 toes/fingers of your choosing or 3 inches of length?
Apr 6 2014 10:34PM
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SFB
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i would take up ice skating.

would you rather have a bottle in front of you or a frontal lobotomy.
Apr 6 2014 10:34PM
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youngdtay
Posts: 3122 - Karma: -112
Groomers are fucking radical, groomers by a landslide.
Apr 6 2014 10:35PM
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profa_212
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Sleep by far...you could accomplish so much during that time.....would you rather never have sexual relations with a girl ever, or never see your family again
Apr 6 2014 10:37PM
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timmi
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Frontal lobotomy sounds sexy.

Would you rather suck a fart straight out of oprahs ass or never be able to drive anything but a PT Cruiser for the rest of your life.
Apr 6 2014 10:38PM
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op14
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is the park considered a groomer since it's groomed? Loophole
Apr 6 2014 10:39PM
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.undetected
Posts: 1076 - Karma: -445
6 Toes or Fingers.


Would you rather always be hungry but can't eat, or always be thirsty but can't drink? Obviously you won't die from lack of either.
Apr 7 2014 7:19AM
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Wallisch_pl
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hungry but can't eat.
Drinking a gatorade after a 2 hour practice is the best feeling

Would you rather only be able to use your computer for internet or only use your phone (smartphone)
Apr 7 2014 8:43AM
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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
this is one sucks

would you rather have an iphone or android
Apr 7 2014 8:43AM
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esotericjive
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Phone #firstworld

Would you rather have a permanent boner or have incurable ED
Apr 7 2014 8:48AM
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Wallisch_pl
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perma boner because i tuck that shit in my waste band
Apr 7 2014 8:53AM
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ABalls
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Gotta go with the fart out of oprahs ass, maybe some money will come out too.

Would you rather only be able to use park skis in powder or only use powder skis in the park? Keep durability in mind.
Apr 7 2014 8:59AM
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El_Barto.
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Pow skis in the park. Hellbent butters for days.

Sex with the worlds most attractive man or ugliest woman?
Apr 7 2014 9:16AM
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ABalls
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Most attractive man, imagine the ties you could build in the gay community if the word got out.

Would you rather not be able to use utensils for the rest of your life or only be able to eat breakfast at mcdonalds for the rest of your life.
Apr 7 2014 9:27AM
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esotericjive
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No utensils.

Would you rather never have a job and be broke or work at a shitty one every day for minimum wage
Apr 7 2014 9:41AM
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El_Barto.
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Thats tough because working for minimum wage still leaves you brok after bills. Im gonna go with no job

Would you rather eat your cereal with water or orange juice?
Apr 7 2014 9:44AM
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Iraq_Lobster
Posts: 1866 - Karma: 4,904
probably never have a job is the shitty one is really bad, i could be homeless.


would you rather have a super expensive car but gas costs 15 bucks a gallon, or a shity car with unlimited free gas
Apr 7 2014 9:48AM
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Wallisch_pl
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you guys really would have sex with a man, nice
Apr 7 2014 9:50AM
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EastShoreDrive
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Definitely the baby and a muffin as long as all babies look like muffins. This way my Facebook feed will be free of ugly babies and full of breakfast food.
Apr 7 2014 10:01AM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,484
Water

Would you rather constantly chew on tin foil for the rest of your life or always hear the sound of fingernails on the chalkboard?
Apr 7 2014 10:05AM
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drewolson24
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Chew on tinfoil.

Would you rather watch your parents every night for the rest of your life have sex, or join in once to make it stop?
Apr 7 2014 10:10AM
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jellomellow
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Would you rather have a nipple sized dick or dick sized nipples?
Apr 7 2014 10:13AM
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Wallisch_pl
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what if you already had a small dick, in that case your nipples would be fine. but on the othe hand you have a small dick. and what if you nipples were already 8"???!??!?!?!?!?!!?!? nipple sized dick
Apr 7 2014 10:26AM
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jellomellow
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Mother of god
Apr 7 2014 10:35AM
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270on420out
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Do my nipples look like dicks?
Apr 7 2014 10:39AM
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soccerzla7
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Woud you rather suck a dick everyday for a year or go to jail for 10 years?
Apr 7 2014 10:44AM
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El_Barto.
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I would suck dick like a pro. Jail, assuming like prison and not county jail, would be hell. So much ass rape

Would you rather have perma wet socks or shoes that are too big?
Apr 7 2014 10:50AM
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soccerzla7
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Wet socks for sure

Would you rather wear a hat every single day for a year or go bald until it your hair grows back?
Apr 7 2014 11:05AM
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El_Barto.
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Bald....hair would be fine in like a month.

Would you rather make out with Larry King after he didnt brush his teeth or be stung by 100 bees
Apr 7 2014 11:08AM
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ABalls
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You'd be sucking dick in prison anyways
Apr 7 2014 11:09AM
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soccerzla7
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How long does it constitute "making out" but most likely stung by bees?

Would you rather cut off one of your own nipples or take up rollerblading?
Apr 7 2014 11:15AM
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kohlblaze603
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nipple. no one wants to hear the story of getting into rollerblading.


would you rather freeze to death or burn
Apr 7 2014 1:29PM
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Fun_dip
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Freeze

Only be able to eat meat or fruit? You can magically survive with eating one of these
Apr 7 2014 1:52PM
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TheClap.
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Fruit

All expenses paid vacation for a month or a one night stand with Miley Cyrus
Apr 7 2014 2:35PM
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smooter
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vacation. Lose both pinky fingers or both pinky toes?
Apr 7 2014 3:00PM
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