Sick Fucks and AOL chat

I was bored and decided to pay a visit to a random AOL chat. There really are some sick and twisted people out there.

SyntheticD3ATH: ASL PIC?
EasySteezy: 14/f/mn there is two of us
SyntheticD3ATH: PICS?
EasySteezy: no, sorry, but i promise were hot!
SyntheticD3ATH: WELL CAN U 2 DESTRIEB YOURSELF?
SyntheticD3ATH: WAIT FIRST DO U HAVE A MIC?
EasySteezy: lol ok!
EasySteezy: no, i dont know anyone named mic
SyntheticD3ATH: NO DO U HAVE A MIRCOPHONE
EasySteezy: no, sorry, but we make up for it in hotness, and hornyness!
SyntheticD3ATH: WELL WHAT U 2 WAERING?
EasySteezy: almost nothing! and its really cold in here
SyntheticD3ATH: WHAT R U 2 DOING?
EasySteezy: cindy is wearing a cute pair of undies with a little monkey on the but
EasySteezy: what are you wearing?
SyntheticD3ATH: BOXERS
SyntheticD3ATH: R U TO DOING ANYTHIGN WITH EACH OTHER?
EasySteezy: no, not yet
EasySteezy: we were trying to get this other guy to role play, but he wasnt very good at it
SyntheticD3ATH: OH
SyntheticD3ATH: WELL ILL DO IT
EasySteezy: are u ne good?
EasySteezy: lolz
SyntheticD3ATH: CAN U 2 DESRIBE YOURSELF THOUGH?
EasySteezy: o sure!
EasySteezy: my name is tammy, and i am 5'5 brown hair brown eyes a c cup boobs
SyntheticD3ATH: SHAVED? ADN WEIGHT?
EasySteezy: cindy is like the same, except she is blonde hair
EasySteezy: we both just shaved in the hottub!
SyntheticD3ATH: OHHH NICE
EasySteezy: HAH it was so funny, cause cindy lost the razor!!
SyntheticD3ATH: HAHA
EasySteezy: and we had to put a snorkel on to find it!
SyntheticD3ATH: OHH NICE
SyntheticD3ATH: SO DO U 2 WANNA ROLE PLAY?
EasySteezy: sure!
EasySteezy: do u ever play diablo 2?
SyntheticD3ATH: CAN U 2 PIC ROLES
EasySteezy: cause i wanna be an amazon
SyntheticD3ATH: YEA I HAVE
EasySteezy: and cindy wants to be a sorceress
SyntheticD3ATH: ILL BE DIABLO
EasySteezy: hehe, i get it cause diablo is horny
EasySteezy: but that wont work, cause our misson is to kill diablo :'(
EasySteezy: what about a barbarian
EasySteezy: they are big and strong
SyntheticD3ATH: WELL UMMM FINE ILL BE OK
SyntheticD3ATH: U START
EasySteezy: no you, i dont like to start lol
EasySteezy: im so shy!
SyntheticD3ATH: WAIT HOW ABOUT DIFFER ROLES ?
EasySteezy: but i like these roles, we can do it in town, but we have to party up if you know what i mean
SyntheticD3ATH: ALRIGHT
EasySteezy: lolz!
EasySteezy: k start
SyntheticD3ATH: SO WE ARE IN THE TOWN AND I TELL U 2 TO FALLOW ME AND ILL RUSH U
EasySteezy: o that sounds good
EasySteezy: we are both level one and have no expierence ;-)
SyntheticD3ATH: AND IOM LVL 99
EasySteezy: rush us big strong barbarian! *we jump and our bobbs shake!* heh
SyntheticD3ATH: AND I TAKE U INTO THEROOM AND I START TO TAKE OFF MY CLOTHES
EasySteezy: we cant do that here! charsi will see us, lets go to the chest, we both hav the expansion pack so we can fit in there!
SyntheticD3ATH: SO WE ARE IN THE CHEST ..
EasySteezy: yea, but there is plenty of room, its stuffy and me and cindy are getting a little hot
EasySteezy: but we cant reach the clip behind our breast plates
SyntheticD3ATH: SO I UNDO THEM AND YOUR NOT WEARING ANYTHIGN UNDERNETH
EasySteezy: o thats so much better! my boobs flop out as i set my spear aside
SyntheticD3ATH: AND I ASK U 2 TO REMOVE MY IMMORTAL KING ARMOR
EasySteezy: o man i cant figure out how to get your gaunlents off, cindy has to help me, they are so heavy! lol
SyntheticD3ATH: KEEP GOIN
EasySteezy: cindy removes your helm and rubs her boobs into your face
EasySteezy: as i work strenuously to untie your boots
SyntheticD3ATH: AND I SUCK ON THE NIPPLES
EasySteezy: *SHOOM* cindy got exited and accdentally kicked over her staff which sent out an ice nova!
SyntheticD3ATH: ANDI GET FROVEN
SyntheticD3ATH: . .
EasySteezy: o no! we better warm you up
EasySteezy: we start rubbing all over your body
EasySteezy: and work our way down to your *axe* at the same time
SyntheticD3ATH: YEA . . .
EasySteezy: we are getting tired, kinda feel like we are doing all the work
SyntheticD3ATH: WELL CAN I PLZ CHANGE THE ROLES AND THEN WE WILL COME BACK TO THESE
EasySteezy: no you cant stop in the middle
EasySteezy: just finnish
SyntheticD3ATH: THEN ANOTHER ROLE?
EasySteezy: we are working hard at your 'axe' (that means your dick)
EasySteezy: sure after this we will do another role
SyntheticD3ATH: AND I STAR TTO UNFREEZE AND I SAY TO BLOW IT MIGHT HELP MORE
EasySteezy: cindy blows while i start to dance with my spear
EasySteezy: i can feel myself leveling up
SyntheticD3ATH: AS I START TO GET MOVEMENT IN MY HANDS I START TO FINGER BOTH ON U . . .
SyntheticD3ATH: RUB ALL AROUDN YOUR SHAVED PUSSY
EasySteezy: i am at least level 15 now, getting higher by the minute, sooni will climax at level 99!
EasySteezy: that feels o so good!
EasySteezy: your forgetting about cindy tho, she is trying to get in on this
EasySteezy: she casts an eternal warmth spell
EasySteezy: that heats us both up
SyntheticD3ATH: AND AS IM FINGERING U I SHOVE MY DICK IN HER PUSSY
SyntheticD3ATH: AND SLAM IT IN HER
EasySteezy: o man, we are getting so hot over here, we are both fingering ourselves, what are you doing?
SyntheticD3ATH: JACKIGN OFF
SyntheticD3ATH: GETTING VERY HARD
EasySteezy: you sick fuck, i am laughing my ass of right now, i have showed this convo to all my firneds, this really is a dude, and this is funny as hell that perverts like you wack off to people they dont know on the internet, and you have to be the most pathetic person i have ever seen, your jacking off a fucking computer game. Stupid pervert
EasySteezy: that to much for you to read? should i seperate it a little?
SyntheticD3ATH signed off at 8:49:34 PM.