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Obnoxious Liberal Bumpstickers

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Jeebus.
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I saw a sticker the other day that read "Im Ready for Hilary," i nearly puked up my breakfast lunch and dinner, of course when i pulled up along side her i gave her an earful about how retarded she was and how she's supporting the murder of marines and US ambassadors. Dumb liberals these days, man.. Anyone else seen any retarded liberal bumper stickers lately?
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Apr 3 2014 10:19AM
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acualywasdolan
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Chicken drives a prius? Have fun getting 19 miles a gallon when you are actually in a hurry.
Im not that political but anyone that doesnt like ron paul is a fucking idiot
Apr 3 2014 7:44PM
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Dirac
Posts: 1304 - Karma: 335
chicken drives a truck. It used to have a bumper sticker that said "vegan for the environment" or something along those lines. So hypocritical. I think someone vandalized it so he took it off.
Apr 3 2014 8:01PM
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cool_name
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exactly, i consider myself a classical liberal, but wont vote liberal because the only thing they are liberal about nowadays is spending other peoples money
Apr 3 2014 8:09PM
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Dirac
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here is a picture chicken posted like four years ago. He still has the same truck.

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also his truck is full of flyfishing gear and in hix glovebox is like a 8" stag handle buck knife. There is also a blood stained club in the back of his truck that he uses to kill fish. He is actually a vegan, but everyone is convinced that he is a closet-fisherman. If you try to bring it up he will change the subject.
Apr 3 2014 8:21PM
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-benedetto
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Too dense to see I'm not kidding?
Apr 3 2014 8:34PM
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Mingg
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At least you can get a laugh out of conservative stickers. I do at least. Liberal stickers just piss me off. In New York we have Fuck Cuomo stickers where the K's are guns. It's pretty funny if you're a gun person.. If not you would hate them haha
Apr 3 2014 9:16PM
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notspoicey
Posts: 1167 - Karma: 1,706
fuck politics.

/thread
Apr 3 2014 9:24PM
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GayWolf420
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kind of like those "dog is my co-pilot stickers". a nice little fuck you to everyone with fishes on their car. never understood why people feel the need to go out of their way and do that stuff. we get it, you're religious.
Apr 3 2014 9:48PM
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Ironwaffle
Posts: 61 - Karma: 159
On the poll you forgot "all of the above"
Apr 3 2014 9:54PM
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-benedetto
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How do you only have 22 posts? Banned then another chance?
Apr 3 2014 10:44PM
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theabortionator
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I have a fish on my car. You wanna fight?
Apr 3 2014 10:45PM
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-benedetto
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You mean phish?
Apr 3 2014 10:59PM
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Funkadelic
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I have a "Get the frack out of Pennsylvania" bumper sticker on my car.

Hate on.
Apr 3 2014 11:03PM
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theabortionator
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Would be more fitting but nah. Legit Jesus fish. Came with the car. I never put on bumper stickers really and would stay the hell away from phish/dead and others if I did.

I don't care if the people behind me know what type of music I listen to and I don't feel like getting hassled by cops with nothing better to do.
Apr 3 2014 11:40PM
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iH8pow
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Any bumper sticker from a campaign that is over. Once the campaign is over, TAKE IT OFF.
I don't put bumper stickers on my car, they can be interesting to look at, but I get so sick of seeing '08 and '12 Obama stickers. I personally took one off my girlfriends mamas car 2-3 years after the '08 election, shit was driving me CRAZY that they left it on. Is it because of sheer laziness, or some smug statement they want to keep making years later? I don't know, but they probably think I have a stick up my ass but I'm just doing it for the sake of everybody
Apr 3 2014 11:45PM
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acualywasdolan
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No, government officials contacted ns and requested all my posts get destroyed. The gov would have me killed if they knew what was good for them.
Apr 3 2014 11:48PM
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deleted5
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*any
Apr 3 2014 11:49PM
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stickski
Posts: 1938 - Karma: 1,529
Semi-related, there's this beater car I always see driving around my neighborhood with a "9/11 was an inside job" bumper sticker, they're horrendous drivers and it reflects poorly on their conspiracy theory.
Apr 3 2014 11:52PM
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deleted5
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I find this funny coming from you, health care FOR LIFE.
Apr 3 2014 11:53PM
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theabortionator
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I left my ron paul one on from 08. That car got taken away sometime in 2012 I think.

That's one I wouldn't mind leaving on. Better than the old bush, obamer, clinton and other ones.

Also he ran again in 2012 so it kind of carried over. That said I voted for gary johnson that year
Apr 3 2014 11:57PM
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GayWolf420
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No ur chyll
Apr 4 2014 12:07AM
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theabortionator
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I've thought about getting a real men love jesus bumper sticker. I saw one on the way to phish in virginia. Woulds be baller status

Also when I see another jesus fish on a car I think "OMG ITS LIKE WERE BEST FRIENDS" and then realize that we probably wouldn't be friends.

I don't understand the need for a 200 foot cross. I mean I guess the big cross get noticed and instead of driving by and like normal they drive by and think, "What a fucking waste of money".
Apr 4 2014 1:18AM
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-benedetto
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That is for sure. Cops love targeting cars covered with stickers or specific stickers, it's a fact.
Apr 4 2014 4:58AM
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louie.mirags
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I can dig that
Apr 4 2014 6:26AM
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SFB
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lol the poll was changed to say OP is: retarded, etc.
Apr 4 2014 1:44PM
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theabortionator
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lolz
Apr 4 2014 3:00PM
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AT-AT
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That makes 2 of us
Apr 4 2014 5:37PM
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supersquid
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nothing is black and white theres never a clear choice in politics. people like to blame others when something goes wrong its human nature.
Apr 5 2014 12:12AM
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El_Barto.
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Damn dude, thats pretty insightful. I bet youre the smartest 7th grader at your school
Apr 5 2014 12:19AM
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theabortionator
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People like to think as they're told. Fox tells the republicans the democrats are evil, msnbc tells the democrats the republicans are evil. Both of them hate the "opposition" fight almost to the death to prevent the evil from fucking up the government. Turns out both sides blow massively and the whole thing is a big giant circle jerk charade.


YIPPIE!!!!!!!!!


In a time where both parties suck so fucking bad, it's pretty sad how intense party loyalty is. You could run the worst candidate on the worst platform and still be guaranteed at least 10% of the votes (probably more)from the people that identify with your party. That's pretty fucking sad honestly.

Apr 5 2014 1:27AM
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soulskier
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Going back to the op, is that not a conservative bumper sticker meant to be satirical?
Apr 5 2014 12:07PM
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deleted5
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Republicans are currently trying to destroy the country to try to meet the Democrats look bad.

The Democrats are currently doing nothing And trying to hold off all the problems until 2016 and say it's all the Republicans fault.
Apr 5 2014 3:40PM
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theabortionator
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pretty much this.

That's the great thing about politics. There's almost always somebody who came before you, or somebody who doesn't agree with you currently that you can blame for anything that goes wrong.

Apr 5 2014 6:16PM
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Ito
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My personal opinion: All political bumper stickers are obnoxious. It's pretty much just raising the possibilityof getting your car keyed.
Apr 5 2014 10:55PM
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theabortionator
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If you get butthurt enough to key somebodies car over a sticker you might be taking life wayyy too seriously.
Apr 5 2014 11:50PM
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act.resist
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My favorite is "too informed to vote republican, too smart to vote democratic" or something like that. Its all fucked anyways.
Apr 6 2014 2:01AM
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louie.mirags
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right wing, left wing, chicken wing

-modest mouse
Apr 6 2014 5:17AM
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Trace.
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Right? That post is way to hilarious to not be a joke
Apr 6 2014 11:04AM
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DIPED_IN_SAUCE
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I've seen this one a few times:
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Being in Seattle, the land of the coexist bumper-sticker, I always get a chuckle out of it.
Apr 6 2014 2:45PM
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NotoriousT.S.E
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Thank you.
Apr 6 2014 2:52PM
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louie.mirags
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I can see ragging on the political bumper sticks but that one is promoting being nice to everyone. What's wrong with being peaceful?
Apr 6 2014 3:00PM
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DIPED_IN_SAUCE
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People that have the regular "coexist" stickers around here tend to drive like pretentious assholes. I don't agree with the message the satirical one presents, but it's funny to see everyone get so pissed off at it. They just can't take a joke.
Apr 6 2014 3:03PM
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OzzyJ
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I don't know about that
Apr 6 2014 3:20PM
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RubberSoul
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how does a person drive pretentiously?

i agree with the dude youre responding to. of all the things in the world to be bothered by, it blows my mind that people would even spend seconds being bothered by a bumper sticker that says "COEXIST."

the fact that youre projecting a descriptor on their driving that doesnt even make sense seems to serve my point here. talk about confirmation bias
Apr 7 2014 5:14PM
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louie.mirags
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Driving pretentious most llikely means driving the speed limit and he is trying to speed. That would be his ego talking.
Apr 7 2014 6:01PM
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562056961108
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I'm a republican, believe the message on the coexist bumper sticker is a great one, and still think this is hilarious.

lighten up people.

POLITICS! LOUUUUD NOISES!!!!!
Apr 7 2014 6:44PM
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DIPED_IN_SAUCE
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Driving pretentious is not letting people in who have there signal on, cutting off people, creeping on pedestrians, not giving bikes enough room, getting in peoples ways, parking like an asshat, or running stop-signs. I agree with the person above me, lighten up..
Apr 7 2014 6:59PM
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RubberSoul
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you guys are bothered by stickers that say COEXIST on them and youre gonna tell me to lighten up for asking why? oookay
Apr 7 2014 7:07PM
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-benedetto
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Haha this.
Apr 7 2014 7:23PM
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