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Obnoxious Liberal Bumpstickers

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Jeebus.
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I saw a sticker the other day that read "Im Ready for Hilary," i nearly puked up my breakfast lunch and dinner, of course when i pulled up along side her i gave her an earful about how retarded she was and how she's supporting the murder of marines and US ambassadors. Dumb liberals these days, man.. Anyone else seen any retarded liberal bumper stickers lately?
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Apr 3 2014 10:19AM
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DasGoatenshafter
Posts: 580 - Karma: 307
Quality thread.
Apr 3 2014 10:21AM
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Ski_the_east01
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 2,304
Equally as obnoxious as conservative bumperstickers
Apr 3 2014 10:25AM
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Iraq_Lobster
Posts: 1866 - Karma: 4,904
lol i dont know what is going on cause I have the political sense of a 12 year old girl
Apr 3 2014 10:31AM
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RubberSoul
Posts: 11249 - Karma: 14,642
yep, let's just agree political bumper stickers are mostly garbage
Apr 3 2014 10:43AM
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JordanButtfart
Posts: 1013 - Karma: 3,027
They aren't liberals they're a buncha COMMIES! Merica.
Apr 3 2014 10:44AM
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arnie_grape
Posts: 3451 - Karma: 11,678
whenever I see people with political stickers, jesus fish, and anti abortion stickers I immediately think "fuck im driving behind one of those people"
Apr 3 2014 10:45AM
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Mr.Huck
Posts: 6096 - Karma: 14,896
And you thought this was a good idea? You just reinforced her belief that all conservatives are intolerant haters. The only thing that is going swing things in the opposite direction is when the proverbial train wreck is impossible to overlook, and people like the woman in your story won't change their minds even if the country slides into 1930's type depression. Save your energy for something else.
Apr 3 2014 10:45AM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627
Yes, Oligarchy is a much better idea.




Cue shitshow.
Apr 3 2014 10:45AM
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ABdrummer
Posts: 533 - Karma: 673
Whats the difference between a Marxist, a Socialist, a Communist, a Progressive, and a Liberal?


The spelling.
Apr 3 2014 10:48AM
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gotti
Posts: 4269 - Karma: 4,550
I saw a bumber sticker that said, "Its not that i am old, your music just sucks" like why would you ever want to display something so negative idk
Apr 3 2014 10:51AM
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stickski
Posts: 1938 - Karma: 1,529
No you didn't.
Apr 3 2014 10:53AM
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acualywasdolan
Posts: 1172 - Karma: -747
Im over politics
Apr 3 2014 10:53AM
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Ski_the_east01
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 2,304
You were driving behind Walt

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Apr 3 2014 11:04AM
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bfulmer
Posts: 3053 - Karma: 1,975
"We used to stack fucks like you five feet high in Korea... use ya for sandbags."
Apr 3 2014 11:57AM
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JAHpow
Posts: 7282 - Karma: 17,175
"Keep honking, I'm reloading"

Yeah gun ones are the best
Apr 3 2014 12:06PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
You being funny?
Apr 3 2014 12:47PM
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uyghur
Posts: 993 - Karma: 2,028
That's like, your opinion man
Apr 3 2014 1:00PM
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Jeebus.
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 5,822
Mostly, yes
Apr 3 2014 1:09PM
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op14
Posts: 1769 - Karma: 4,586
Just gonna throw this little story out there. I once saw a guy in some old shitty Volkswagen with about 30 Obama stickers on the back get out and smash the window of a guys BMW with a Scott Brown and Mitt Romney sticker on it. No reason. The guy wasn't even in his car. Liberals are definitely more aggressive than conservatives.
Apr 3 2014 1:15PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51576 - Karma: 161,575
I want to make a bumper sticker that says "Sorry Jesus took the wheel"


Also I planned out the Jesus took the wheel defense. Lets say you go to trial for vehicular manslaughter. Lets say it seems there's no way out but a plea bargain, DONT DO IT! Use my defense.

So you argue that when said accident occurred you had asked Jesus to take the wheel and he was controlling the vehicle when things got ugly.

Now some might say that you could easily dismiss that as stupid and you would get dragged out of court or held in contempt. Here's where they're wrong. In a court room you hold your hand on the BIBLE and swear to tell the truth SO HELP YOU GOD.

Clearly Jesus exists in the courtroom. If that book and God matter to the point of swearing in, then the words inside should be able to be taken literally. If you take the words inside literally who are they to say that Jesus didn't come try and save you and fail. Maybe it was part of his larger plan? Maybe he's just a douche and should see his own day in court.

How can you be held accountable for being a pawn in God's great plan? It's not you're fault

It's not you're fault


It's not you're fault
Apr 3 2014 1:24PM
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qazwsxedc34
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Apr 3 2014 1:37PM
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theabortionator
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I feel like the other way would be better. I mean there are a shit ton on both sides but the cool trend is dem's vs. rep's.

I mean look at all those edgy 14 year olds a few years ago with there obmama stickers rebelling against their parents. If that's not cool idk what is.
Apr 3 2014 1:39PM
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O.G.Surachai
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Search bar.

https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/758347/






























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Apr 3 2014 1:48PM
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FuckAllOfYou
Posts: 3864 - Karma: 2,518
Dat lie
Apr 3 2014 2:18PM
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uyghur
Posts: 993 - Karma: 2,028
My friend told me their Facebook password and I posted on their account can I join this cool club? I am an expert hacker
Apr 3 2014 2:29PM
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Toaster-Tony
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Is it ironic that I've never seen a good driver with a "coexist" bumper sticker?
Apr 3 2014 2:31PM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,484
You ever met my roommate Erik? he has one lol. I make fun of him so much for it
Apr 3 2014 2:32PM
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Toaster-Tony
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Hahaha maybe. But I've probably gotten pissed when I had to drive behind him delivering subs.
Apr 3 2014 2:36PM
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HarlTheGnarl
Posts: 196 - Karma: -282
Whenever I see a liberal driving slow as shit in the left lane with an Obama Biden sticker, or just driving like an idiot in general, I get automatic road rage.
Apr 3 2014 2:36PM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,484
i'm surprsed no one has shot him yet or something. That sticker is like giving this whole town the middle finger.

Funny thing is he drives a big ass white suburban that is straight piped. Straight redneck truck with a coexist sticker lol
Apr 3 2014 2:39PM
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b-kul
Posts: 4350 - Karma: 1,111
ski the east. they are based in vermont, dirty liberals.
Apr 3 2014 3:37PM
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John18_6
Posts: 7313 - Karma: 49,161
MIchelle bachman 4 the winn bros yolo
Apr 3 2014 3:53PM
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John18_6
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yoloyoloyolo
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Apr 3 2014 3:55PM
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-benedetto
Posts: 5238 - Karma: 1,359
Liberal as in believing in freedom? What's wrong with that?
Apr 3 2014 3:59PM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,103
Bumper stickers are trashy af
Apr 3 2014 4:07PM
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Jeebus.
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 5,822
Liberal, as in wanting to take away peoples freedoms
Apr 3 2014 4:22PM
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SFB
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this thread BLowS
Apr 3 2014 4:38PM
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op14
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thx
Apr 3 2014 4:57PM
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AT-AT
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I much more a fan of these bumper stickers
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and i saw one the other day that said, "Believe less, Think more." which i quite enjoyed
Apr 3 2014 5:04PM
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The_Beekeeper
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Putting this in my threads solely for this gold mine of a post.
Apr 3 2014 5:07PM
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-benedetto
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I'm sorry you feel that way.

(in a political context) favoring maximum individual liberty in political and social reform.
Apr 3 2014 5:45PM
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louie.mirags
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OP you didn't do that
Apr 3 2014 5:48PM
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987321654hgfd
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Apr 3 2014 5:54PM
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El_Barto.
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I also knew that vegan pussy chicken drove a pussy ass prius. What a bitch
Apr 3 2014 5:58PM
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Casey
Posts: 7840 - Karma: 24,138
Was driving behind a car the other day with a License plate that read, "IM HIGH"
Apr 3 2014 6:18PM
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CaelW
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Not liberal but I was behind a van yesterday with one of those stick figure families but it was a sniper rifle two assault rifles a shotgun and two pistols. Thought it was pretty cool.
Apr 3 2014 6:18PM
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theabortionator
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You can be socially liberal to the extent of supporting peoples rights and freedoms and still not identify with liberalism as people refer to it in the united states.

The same can easily go toward being conservative. Both major political parties have done a good jump polluting any good. I'd love to think that that will change in our country but it seems to be a bit idealistic. I'll route for the home team but in the end we're all fucked.

From the way our political system functions to the way it's defined is all messed up.

YOLO
Apr 3 2014 6:40PM
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-benedetto
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I agree. Just playing devils advocate. OP you ever think you're the problem. The person was just in the drive thru line. No bearing on your life at all. You're the cunt, OP.
Apr 3 2014 6:52PM
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Jeebus.
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Hah good joke you commie.
Apr 3 2014 7:39PM
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