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If you put a cat into a microwave

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uni-corn
Posts: 13846 - Karma: 651
If you put a cat into a microwave you can send it back into time by typing in the year you want to send it to.

A word to the wise- cat time traveling is messy.
Apr 3 2014 2:07AM
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Abc567def
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 801
"if you put a uni-corn in the microwave"

it will save a lot of cats
Apr 3 2014 2:13AM
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uni-corn
Posts: 13846 - Karma: 651
Fuck off, I'm more of a dog person.
Apr 3 2014 2:15AM
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RimJobber
Posts: 3313 - Karma: 10,058
Friend actually did this. He was 4 and thought his cat felt cold so he put it in the microwave and nuked it for like 5 minutes. He said his mom was pissed and it smelled like shit
Apr 3 2014 3:05AM
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las.
Posts: 1959 - Karma: 1,455
My old boss lost her viefinty to a dudr who microwaved a cat
Apr 3 2014 5:14AM
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las.
Posts: 1959 - Karma: 1,455
Virginiry
Apr 3 2014 5:14AM
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Mr.Huck
Posts: 6096 - Karma: 14,902
I would have guessed that you get reheated pussy.
Apr 3 2014 10:07AM
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bo0b
Posts: 2964 - Karma: 996
Is your friend Autistic?
Apr 3 2014 10:10AM
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acualywasdolan
Posts: 1172 - Karma: -747
Woman logic!
Apr 3 2014 11:03AM
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~Gotama~
Posts: 821 - Karma: 3,160
Its true. I'm a cat from 2243, a time when felines have learned to speak, walk upright, and even type. I pissed on the couch too many times so my owner zapped me back to now. Spoiler alert: North Korea 2035.
Apr 3 2014 11:06AM
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Toasty.
Posts: 6198 - Karma: 2,330
I think YoungDaph would murder you if you did that to a cat.
Apr 3 2014 11:13AM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,353
its definitely the best and quickest way to cook a cat if you are looking for a quick and delicious meal.
Apr 3 2014 11:14AM
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ged.bend
Posts: 156 - Karma: 1,483
honestly i dont think a car would fit in a microwave. I also know that any sort of metal creates a spectacular spark storm in a microwave, not sure if this is all that good of an idea. i mean if you can fit it in the microwave then go for it but it will probably not send your car back in time but rather destroy it and void any warranty.
Apr 3 2014 11:17AM
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Abu_Hajaar
Posts: 2751 - Karma: 3,907
Seriously though what would happen if you put a cat in a microwave but just for like 5 seconds so not long enough to totally fry it but deffinetly enough time for anything to happen?
Apr 3 2014 11:17AM
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cornholio
Posts: 3952 - Karma: 3,057
i have a friend who did this also at a young age.  the cat was wet and he wanted to dry it.  cat did not survive
Apr 3 2014 11:25AM
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BigScaryLarry
Posts: 1448 - Karma: 2,732
so so so fucked up

Apr 3 2014 11:49AM
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JAHpow
Posts: 7282 - Karma: 17,179
I know a guys who's friend put a cat in a microwave. I don't know how long it was in there but long enough for the cat to explode.
Apr 3 2014 11:58AM
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cool_name
Posts: 4295 - Karma: 3,131
Brb, going to test this out
Apr 3 2014 6:35PM
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cool_name
Posts: 4295 - Karma: 3,131
Fuck you guys


You owe me a new microwave
Apr 3 2014 6:47PM
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acualywasdolan
Posts: 1172 - Karma: -747
Wow arent you funny!
Apr 3 2014 7:48PM
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Cambrewski
Posts: 320 - Karma: 3,136
I lol'd
Apr 3 2014 7:54PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51751 - Karma: 163,591
I put my dick in the microwave once and it doubled in size. Neat life hack the corporations don't want you to know about.
Apr 3 2014 7:55PM
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Rafiki
Posts: 3858 - Karma: 2,251
so it's like 2 inches now???
Apr 3 2014 8:16PM
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cool_name
Posts: 4295 - Karma: 3,131
nope, zero times two still equals zero
Apr 3 2014 9:05PM
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humpty
Posts: 1190 - Karma: 3,162
Really? I tried this and my balls got big. Turns out I got testicular cancer, fuck. Some nice medical buds though.
Apr 3 2014 9:49PM
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Mr.Bishop
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Apr 3 2014 9:54PM
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uni-corn
Posts: 13846 - Karma: 651
Sure thing. We'll throw em both in.

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Apr 3 2014 10:07PM
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RJ_Res
Posts: 628 - Karma: 292
Could Jesus microwave a cat for so long, that it time traveled to when there was no time?
Apr 3 2014 10:12PM
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Mr.Bishop
Posts: 22708 - Karma: 76,635
Brilliant.
Apr 3 2014 10:26PM
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Petey.
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Apr 3 2014 10:33PM
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plyswthsqrrls
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Apr 4 2014 12:32AM
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Charlie_Kelly
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I got you. Some SP action. Good referance.
Apr 4 2014 1:08AM
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van_roon
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so play-doh is made from microwaved cats...hasbro has caught on with the trend

Apr 4 2014 8:17AM
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RubberSoul
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Apr 4 2014 12:12PM
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