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Coffee Shop Trivia

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El_Barto.
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Ive been writing trivia questions on my specials board for like a year now and im getting tired of thinking of em at 5 every morning. Help me come up with good questions and i will tell you the stupid responses people give

Example:
Question - What is at the center of the milky way galaxy?
Stupid customer answer - The big dipper

People are retards and it will be lol

Trivia about OP and his love of dildos will be used immediately
Mar 31 2014 9:31AM
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Phil-X-
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ur mum cuz shes so massive not even light can escape
Mar 31 2014 10:25AM
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CaptainObvious.
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Question - How many dildos can OP take?

Answer - None, he is a dildo.
Mar 31 2014 10:28AM
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.Hugo.
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caramel duh
Mar 31 2014 10:38AM
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Blurst
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What is a Kansas City man?
Mar 31 2014 10:47AM
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Abu_Hajaar
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Who are the first 5 presidents
Mar 31 2014 11:21AM
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Blurst
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by the way the answer is El_Barto.
Mar 31 2014 11:28AM
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SFB
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how many inches long is the standard dragon dildo?
Mar 31 2014 1:55PM
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.Hugo.
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What us state is closest to africa?
Mar 31 2014 2:02PM
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theabortionator
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When is Jesus coming back to take all the believers up into the sky in the rapture?
Mar 31 2014 2:03PM
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El_Barto.
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Obvious guess is florida...must not be that. Or it is florida, then thats a stupid question
Mar 31 2014 2:04PM
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.Hugo.
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Maine!
Mar 31 2014 2:05PM
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Blake.P
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what is the farthest planet in the solar system?

neptune. but most people will probably say pluto which isnt a planet
Mar 31 2014 2:16PM
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.Hugo.
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If you want lols

What does "dog food lid" spell backwards
Mar 31 2014 2:17PM
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op14
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dil doof god??? jk, dildo of god
Mar 31 2014 2:21PM
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.Hugo.
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What US state is the most northern? western? eastern?
-Alaska is all 3

What is scotlands national animal?
-unicorn

Mar 31 2014 2:26PM
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El_Barto.
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mother of dildo
Mar 31 2014 2:28PM
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GayWolf420
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why is obama ruining this country? just for the lolz and butthurt
Mar 31 2014 7:16PM
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Peter.
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what other healthy drinks could you be having besides coffee?

how bad is caffeine for your body?
Mar 31 2014 7:22PM
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freestyler540
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How did water borne diseases did affect more people in the middle ages?
Tea makes you boil water to kill bacteria and beer's alcohol by fermentation kills bad bacteria.

Which way is faster to load a plane: Ordered embarcation from back to front, or in complete disorder?
Disordered.

What keeps the sun burning?
Hydrogen fusion.

Who was in the Manhattan Project and invented a proton collision diagram that revolutionized the way we calculate subatomic calculations?
Richard Feyman

What company released the first twin tip?
Salomon

What company released the first rockered ski concept?
Volant

Just a few

Mar 31 2014 7:35PM
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Peter.
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What major city has three sports teams that have the same colors?


Pittsburgh (Penguins, steelers, pirates)




Mar 31 2014 9:55PM
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chickenonabun
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what happeens when you boof two marawhanas?
Mar 31 2014 10:26PM
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Dirac
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really? I get 0.999999999999950
Mar 31 2014 10:34PM
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El_Barto.
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Question: Who is the bad guy in teenage mutant ninja turtles?

Dumb answer: Shrazor
Mar 31 2014 10:36PM
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airplaneface
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e^(i*pi) + 1 = ?
Mar 31 2014 10:40PM
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gotti
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volant is a misleading answer. the idea of rockered skis really came from snowboarding
Mar 31 2014 10:57PM
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gotti
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Also these are some good trivia which i cant remember the answers to but you have probably already asked anyways

What is the highest peak in the continental us? entire us?

What are all the 5 (?) us capitols that have the same name as their state?

What 3 basketball teams do not end in the letter s?
Mar 31 2014 11:01PM
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JordanButtfart
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What's the difference between a fridge and a homeless man?


A fridge starts in a box and ends up in a home.
Mar 31 2014 11:03PM
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louie.mirags
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Nano is 10 to what power?
Mar 31 2014 11:05PM
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cool_name
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the citizens who polluted the sewage so bad that turtles grew to be 5 feet tall
Apr 2 2014 8:56PM
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Tinga
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actually it was more the boiling process of brewing that sanitized it than the alcohol produced during fermentation.
Apr 2 2014 9:21PM
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El_Barto.
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I used this one. 3 people got it, 2 of whom were women. Most people said New York

More like this please
Apr 2 2014 10:22PM
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Olimar
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You should do those frame games every now and then. Some are incredibly easy, but others can be challenging. And a lot of the time you can create them yourselves.
Apr 20 2014 10:44PM
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KingGeedorah
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Can a single kick from an ostrich kill a lion?
Answer: yes.
Apr 20 2014 10:53PM
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Caucasian_Asian
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KingGeedorahCan a single kick from an ostrich kill a lion?
Answer: yes.


Better wording would be:

What animal can kill a lion with a single kick?

I bet at least one person says Chuck Norris.
Apr 21 2014 2:26PM
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Yaraelpoof.png
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What is the largest state?
False answer Texas
Right answer alaska
Apr 21 2014 9:31PM
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DIPED_IN_SAUCE
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Where in the US has had the highest recorded temperature? Lowest?
Apr 21 2014 9:39PM
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ModMommy
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Q: What is the second most visited house in the country? (assuming you're in the states)
A: Graceland!
Apr 21 2014 10:26PM
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