What gets you through long drives?

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Mar 30 2014 12:16PM

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louie.mirags

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Joe rogan podcast, Ari shaffir's skeptic tank.. podcast in general

Mar 30 2014 12:16PM

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beer and weed

Mar 30 2014 12:17PM

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Not much other than tunes... Im pretty good at just zoning out on long drives. Honestly smoking helps too, seems to be the only time ill smoke is long drives.

Mar 30 2014 12:30PM

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Tunes. Do you have a passenger? That always helps a lot.

Also when I get tired/sleepy I eat sunflower seeds and no matter how badly im falling asleep it always keeps me awake.

Mar 30 2014 12:34PM

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I totally forgot about a bag of spits. Definetly sunflower seeds on long drives too.

Mar 30 2014 12:35PM

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cannabis helps and good music, alot of it

Mar 30 2014 12:35PM

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Anybody else have problems focusing on driving when trying to focus on a lip of seeds?

Mar 30 2014 12:37PM

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gotti

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i usually fall asleep until my friend tells me im in the middle of the road

Mar 30 2014 12:49PM

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laptop, power inverter, 3.5 mm plug to connect laptop to car stereo, and a stack of good dvds/external hard drive full of good movies.

Mar 30 2014 12:52PM

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Grab a blunt, some friends, and an iPod. Pick some albums you've never heard and listen through them. I like to stop every three hours and run around a bit, keeps you from feeling like complete shit when you get there.

Mar 30 2014 12:53PM

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I typically drive for hours with my horse trailer behind me, it gets very rough out there. Often times I think of my wife. In our middle-aged years we have experienced it all, and are still together, as loving and carefree as the first day. I always think about getting home to lay my wife in bed and SLAM her all night. It really gets me through the long hours on the road. Recently, however, I have experienced a bit of trouble "getting up" (if you know what I mean..). This has caused a great strain in my life. Luckily, I found a fantastic pill for men like me, one that has improved my sex life greatly. Honestly, the whole experience reminds me of a time on the road I once had. I had been driving all day, the sun was nearly setting above the mountains that I call home. I was cutting across the dirt roads that I had become all so familiar with, and what do ya know, I got stuck in some mud. I sat there for a second, fed up with the driving and wishing I was 5 inches deep in my hotwife right then. But then I remembered the horses who always travel with me. I haltered them to the front hook on my truck and sat in the cab, gave it some gas and gave the horses the go-ahead. Next thing I knew I was out of the mud and getting rough and tumble with my sex goddess wife that I have.

Mar 30 2014 12:55PM

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This is a fuckin viagra commercial

Mar 30 2014 2:00PM

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Mar 30 2014 2:17PM

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Laurent.

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Doing a lap of your own car.

Put on cruise control, crawl out of the window, over the roof, crawl back in through the opposite window and assume normal driving position again.

Mar 30 2014 2:39PM

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definitely tunes. consider crafting up a playlist. and like gato said, full albums are great on road trips.

one time I got stuck coming home from skiing on a monday afternoon cause there was an accident on the freeway (it was the 401 near cambridge for ontario folk) and we were inching up for like 5 hours. I got tired of music so I called my mom and chatted with her then I called my girlfriend and chatted with her then I finally just jerked off. jizzed in a tim hortons bag. I dont think anybody noticed. it was really easy cause I barely had to drive.

Mar 30 2014 2:56PM

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Music and a redbull or two get me through long drives, but the longest drive ive been on was only 4 hours so i wasnt to bad anyway.

Mar 30 2014 3:23PM

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Tunes. Don't be afraid of the radio. Sometimes random radio stations and even shitty music is perfect. On long drives I'll even hit a country station for a few, listen to some christian music or talk radio, find some rock, then go back to my own music.

Avoid energy drinks so you don't crash and crash. They're alright when you're nearing the end of your journey but it's tough to keep up on them the whole way. Then if you're really getting tired you can bust out some coffee or one of them later and stay up. I've bought a 12 pack of mt dew or something just to get a little caffeine. and something to keep a little hydration going.

Grab food when you see it. Not a bad idea to grab some snacks at a gas station in case you don't see much else. If there's something open with food that 3-4 am burger and fries and work wonders. Get out and stretch on a piss break every once in a while.

If you are legit too tired to drive and starting to have microsleeps just pull the fuck over somewhere and sleep. Rest area's are good for it. If you're not on highways walmarts are always good for it.

Sparknotes:

Food
Something cold to drink maybe with some but not a shit ton of caffeine.
Stretch a little bit when you stop for piss breaks
Pull over if you're too tired. Better to take longer to get there than crash on the way.

Mar 30 2014 3:24PM

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cut the exhaust off of your car. that will keep you alert.
if you are a pussy and dont want to actually cut it, there is usually a flange you can unbolt somewhere around the cat

Mar 30 2014 3:29PM

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if you are driving on the highway

1. Find hot girl

2. Match her speed and jack off while looking at her (bonus points if its a cop)

3. ????

4. PROFIT!!!

Mar 30 2014 4:22PM

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daannnnieel

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Long roadtrips? Smoke joints, listen to music and sleep.

Mar 30 2014 5:41PM

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Coffee, music, podcasts, and NPR usually.

My trips are at most 6 hours usually so I can get a good mix of music and talk shows in.

Also, if I get tired I pull over for a few min ad walk around. That will usually wake me up for another hour or two.

Mar 30 2014 5:55PM

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i make note of each fart i exhale in my car and at the end of the trip i rate them from least pungent to most.

Mar 30 2014 6:00PM

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Personally, I just get a good nights sleep and go for it.

Having a comfortable car and a decent sound system also helps. Basic amenities like cruise control, A/C, and sunglasses are also a must. Tinted windows are a bonus.

Apart from the above, eat well (skip the McDonalds and other crap), stay hydrated (not too hydrated, because that's annoying) and stay alert. When you stop every 5-6 hours for gas, walk around a bit, grab a light meal, and keep going.

You got dis.

Mar 30 2014 6:11PM

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Thanks guys, just started the trip and downloaded some npr podcast, comedy podcasts, and a book on tape. Also i told my friend to make a sick playlist. Wish me luck

Mar 30 2014 6:23PM

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Three words: meth

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talk radio, music, COLD COLD AIR to keep you awake if needed (although I think pulling off for a quick 20 min nap works well too)

Mar 30 2014 10:08PM

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I shit you not, I know a girl that reads books while she drives cross country. I'll fucking never get in her car.

Mar 30 2014 11:26PM

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Good music, tasty e juice, and a few friends from the ebony zebra crew.

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Harry potter book on tapes

Mar 30 2014 11:43PM

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Cruise control is cool for highways(I've got a standard) but if you're getting tired take it off.

Worst thing that can happen is to fall asleep rolling on cruise control.

Mar 30 2014 11:58PM

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Pikachu.

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Update: 6 hours into the drive, food suplies running low, might need to resort to eating my friend

Mar 31 2014 12:08AM

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Listen to Ender's Game. Or any other entertaining book on tape. The drive will be over before you know it

Mar 31 2014 12:11AM

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People need to recognize the literary genius that is this post.

Mar 31 2014 12:11AM

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But really it's taking longer than usual because it started snowing (fuck you Mother Nature) over some passes after we got off of I 15 onto I 70. Looks pretty flat for about 100 miles though and we went down in elevation so it's looking good for a bit

Mar 31 2014 12:14AM

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I only do day trips to tahoe for my skiing, and tahoe is 3.5-4 hours each way. I just load up on all the thisngs tha make me comfy- quad shot mochas, banana chips, fruits, drinks, bacon etc, Smoke a bowl before setting out and then throw on a good book on tape. when i get bored of that i switch to music. by the time i switch to music im usually in the mountains where it is impossible to fall asleep at the wheel because of the windy nature of the highwaysl

Mar 31 2014 12:19AM

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i normal eat my friend first cause he is usually in charge of the food and he only packs bugles, but i hate bugles so i put some of the sharp chips on the tips of my fingers and I stab him in the neck with the bugle claws then I feast on his warm flesh.

Mar 31 2014 12:20AM

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