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The official maple syrup thread

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Spagett+
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I love maple syrup, not that pussy fake ass thick stuff like mrs.butterworth and shit like that but pure, natural syrup from vermont or Canada (grade A, the flavors in b and c are just too weak for me) . I envy the Canadian newschoolers and their easy access to great syrup.

Mar 29 2014 3:07PM
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bigdkess17
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I went to VT once and the syrup was dope. Great shit.
Mar 29 2014 4:39PM
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chicken
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what the fuck is fake maple syrup? does it come from "fake" maple trees?

Mar 29 2014 5:54PM
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JStrathern
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Yeah it comes from one of these guys. You haven't heard of it?

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Mar 29 2014 5:57PM
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Chubz.
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My dad makes like 10 gallons a year. Homemade syrup is a gift from god
Mar 29 2014 6:03PM
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No.Quarter
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Nothing can compare to real maple syrup, even the generic grocery store brands do it well compared to the corn syrup shit.
I sometimes make my own "fake" maple syrup when I run out of the real stuff. IIRC, it is just sugar, brown sugar, water, and maple flavoring. While it just isn't the same as real maple syrup, it is still so much better than butterworths or any other corn syrup shit.
Mar 29 2014 6:16PM
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Bar_Down
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Bubbling brooks of good quality Quebec maple syrup flow through my dreams on a nightly basis.
Mar 29 2014 6:17PM
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Ski_the_east01
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If you haven't spent a morning in a maple sugar shack you haven't experienced one of lifes greatest pleasures

Grew up with a few within stones throw distance from my house. Go in there with some fresh sausage or bacon and just dip into the evaporator....literally the best tasting thing in the world
Mar 29 2014 6:55PM
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ModMommy
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Oh man. I love syrup. It tastes super good on ice cream. (I actually gave a speech on maple syrup once, i'm super passionate about it.)
Mar 29 2014 7:18PM
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SKI.ING
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Been waiting for this thread. Real maple syrup is like the forbidden fruit in Eden because one taste and you literally can never go back to that fake shit. Loss of innocence. Luckily my parents raised me right on the good stuff.

Anybody have specific brands they prefer?
Mar 29 2014 7:48PM
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skiersupreme
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real maple syrup is the orgasm for the mouth
Mar 29 2014 7:58PM
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Stadtski
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I live in maine so im accustomed to having nice maple syrup, so its not that exciting, but I agree that when I have fake syrup it tastes terrible.
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Mar 29 2014 8:14PM
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Mag
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I love the fact that there's a maple syrup cartel.

Also, I once tried to tap a sycamore tree without really doing any research, after going through the whole process I ended up with about a teaspoon of syrup...
Mar 29 2014 8:21PM
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ModMommy
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Once I filled my ski pole with syrup, then promptly broke it.
Mar 29 2014 8:24PM
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John18_6
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Mar 29 2014 8:27PM
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Malcolm
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I go through one of those bottles of maple sizzurp from Costco every week
Mar 29 2014 8:51PM
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Phil-X-
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Mar 29 2014 8:53PM
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Weeezy
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3/4 of the stores at my local mountain are filled with maple syrup and "I <3 Canada" t-shirts, Asians love it here
Mar 29 2014 9:12PM
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theabortionator
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I live in the sticks and there are some old dudes still making it. Also not very far from vt.


That said I haven't really touched it in a while. I've been skipping breakfast and living off spaghetti for lunch and dinner and syrup doesn't really go to well with that.


^ Cool story right?
Mar 29 2014 10:01PM
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gusestomp
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I'm currently eating my dad's homemade syrup. Fucking awesome.
Mar 30 2014 10:18AM
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louie.mirags
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High f rustic corn syrup. You know that. Stop trolling
Mar 30 2014 10:40AM
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louie.mirags
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^Woah not even my auto correct likes fructose
Mar 30 2014 10:41AM
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chicken
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how would I know that?

leave it to americans to use HFCS as replacement to maple syrup... I have no idea why the fuck anyone would do that. but each to their own I guess.
Mar 30 2014 10:59AM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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idk if ive ever really had REAL maple syrup. pretty sure its always been the mass produced shit from the grocery store. i only eat it a few times a year, so never really payed much attention
Mar 30 2014 11:06AM
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chicken
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I usually get the mass produced stuff. It's basically the same. Like it's not as good as the stuff you get from the farmers market, but still amazing.

I usually just get this stuff because it's cheap

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Mar 30 2014 11:10AM
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corona
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are you allowed to eat the blood of a living tree?
Mar 30 2014 11:21AM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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i like cheap. ill have to look and see if i can find some real syrup next time i go to the store.
Mar 30 2014 11:25AM
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Phil-X-
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But thats the fruit of a living organisms labor! Slowly draining the life of a majestic dicot!
Mar 30 2014 11:25AM
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chicken
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not really the same

Mar 30 2014 11:35AM
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chicken
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although phil6x is dumb enough he might think trees have feelings.
Mar 30 2014 11:36AM
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louie.mirags
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So simple minded people can save $$$$$$.
Mar 30 2014 12:15PM
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Phil-X-
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When the fuck did I say that?

Also, I'm willing to bet you buy shit made by 12 year old slave laborers in China for cents a day, but have no care about their feelings
Mar 30 2014 1:43PM
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jca
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it comes from telephone poles dipshit
Mar 30 2014 1:44PM
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chicken
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nope. except my cellphone. I really wish I could get a fairphone in north america.
Mar 30 2014 2:01PM
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