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montageskier
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pa= blue balls,intercorse
Dec 13 2004 6:45PM
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PowderCanuck
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In BC there used to be a town called 'Spuzzum'. It was a gas station and three houses. But it burned down a few years ago.

it was always fun to drive through Spuzzum cuz you would see the 'Entering Spuzzum' sign and about 5 seconds later you'd see the 'Now leaving Spuzzum' (or whatever they say) sign.



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Screw this I'm going skiing
Dec 14 2004 2:40PM
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420jibber420
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Ontario canada, Beaverton and there is a whole area called Queen's Bush
Dec 14 2004 3:02PM
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SammyBK
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Not exactly a town, just a place with a couple stores and a bar - Wankers Corner, OR.

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Dec 14 2004 3:04PM
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high level, elk point, rockey mountain house all in alberta

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Dec 14 2004 6:28PM
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Public_Enemy0255
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Cashmere ha washington ha
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Dec 14 2004 6:34PM
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fourdskate
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truth or consequences, NM
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no true, but you cant judge my english like you judge someone elses that live in for an example the US.. but still you can point out that, but not when i ask something that have something to do about flowers-dallan
Dec 14 2004 6:35PM
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skeebum
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punkydoodle corners, ontario

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Dec 14 2004 6:35PM
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eastcoast_skier_1080
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goshin VA
Dec 14 2004 8:33PM
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Stowe24
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eh all the cities and massachusetts
Dec 14 2004 8:35PM
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ScratchCobra66
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Hell isint in upper michigan.

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Dec 14 2004 8:44PM
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12ParkRat60
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INTERCOURSE pa all the way, I'm pissed i lost my keychain with that on it

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Dec 14 2004 9:16PM
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lineskier610
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in dirty jersey across the deleware river is buttzville nj





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Dec 14 2004 9:36PM
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bcboy
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Stalker, PA
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Dec 14 2004 9:40PM
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bcboy
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http://www.geocities.com/CapeCanaveral/Hall/8701/townname.htm
Steeze its whats for dinner



Dec 14 2004 9:40PM
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sherLocke
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quoge, hardscrabble, speonk, haleside, mineola. all in NY





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Dec 14 2004 9:41PM
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three60mute
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Athol, ID
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Dec 14 2004 9:59PM
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Crystalrossi
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la push WA and just for kirsten, enumclaw
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Dec 15 2004 1:55AM
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SkiBumDreams
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in michigan you cant forget about Paradise located in the middle of the upper penninsula hardly what most would call paradise!
Dec 15 2004 11:27AM
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Astomp
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Lapine, Brothers, Sisters, Boring, Oregon City Hebo,andthats all i can think of for now.


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Rimbey, alberta

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Dec 15 2004 11:36AM
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MARCHILLY
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los banos, CA.
Dec 15 2004 2:45PM
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wilkesyachtingco
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well, mammothpunks beat me to weed... oddly enough its a really beautiful town. however, of mice and men was set down in solano. i think they either came from weed, or went up there at the very end...















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Dec 15 2004 3:09PM
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J.D.
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I should point out that powdercanuck totally stole my Spuzzum thing from the previous page, and would like to take this opportunity to declare war on him as my new e-archnemesis. You'll get what's coming to you, you bastard... mark my words.

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Dec 15 2004 3:13PM
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skiierman
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The Most Comprehensive List of Rediculous Town Names on the Internet, Enjoy.





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Dec 15 2004 3:14PM
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1080bio
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gaysville vermont is like 20 miles from killington

what happined to drugs, sex, & rock and roll...now adays we have aids crack and techno.......

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Dec 15 2004 3:21PM
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skogenjake
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gaylord and hell

Im now Libertarian.

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Dec 15 2004 3:57PM
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skogenjake
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gaylord and hell

Im now Libertarian.

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Dec 15 2004 3:59PM
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Lé.Skiing
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In Newfoundland Canada theres a town called Dildo.




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Dec 15 2004 4:12PM
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LittleDevil720
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Hershey




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Dec 15 2004 4:53PM
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FLGators0621
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SOUTH PARK!!!!!



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Dec 17 2004 3:10PM
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uuhno
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effingham and freedom new hampshire




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Dec 17 2004 3:16PM
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Anathema
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Bastard, Ontario
Bond Head, Ontario
Butt, Ontario
Cankerville, Ontario
Crotch Lake, Ontario
Dummer, Ontario
Funnybone Lake, Ontario
Gore Bay, Ontario
Ingolf, Ontario
Middlesex, Ontario
Moose Factory, Ontario
Nipissing, Ontario
Nottawa, Ontario
Nowhere Island, Ontario
Old Woman Bay, Ontario
Oldmans Pocket, Ontario
Pickle Lake, Ontario
Pooh Lake, Ontario
Proton, Ontario
Punkeydoodles Corners, Ontario
Sucker Creek, Ontario
Stinking Lake, Ontario
Wawa, Ontario






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Dec 17 2004 4:22PM
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ATLskier
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cumming, Georgia
I don't deny there are bad things in the US right now, hell, 51% of the country to be exact. But god damnit, our country being fat is NOT a problem. I do't give a shit how fat people are. hell, fat kids are harder to kidnap, that means our country is safer.

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Dec 18 2004 8:46PM
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skiierman
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uuhno, Effingham is soo sick.





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To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.



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Dec 18 2004 11:24PM
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$bhill$
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Flint Michigan I dunno Im from VA Hagerstown i dunno im not gay or anything.





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Dec 18 2004 11:54PM
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lanks
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punkeydoodles corners ontario made me laugh

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Dec 19 2004 12:12AM
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montageskier
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Wow this is old, but i found another one. Bird In Hand PA.
Jul 24 2006 4:07PM
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bitchassphatz
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Bakerville, Colorado
Jul 24 2006 4:08PM
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[~_~]
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you forgot Igigik, Alaska!
Jul 24 2006 4:10PM
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Liam.
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i dont live in maryland but i did like a thing with my church and we went through a town called Crapo
Jul 24 2006 4:12PM
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timmi
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beaverton ontario.
ballsack ontario









ok. i madethe last one up.
Jul 24 2006 4:15PM
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RudyGarmisch
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Mianus, Connecticut, which appeared on Jackass.

Washington State has a lot of weird Indian names, like Nooksak, Humptulips, Cowlitz, Chuckanut, and others. Here are the best I found when I delved into Wikipedia: Dildo, Newfoundland and Fucking, Austrailia.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Fucking%2C_Austria%2C_street_sign.jpg
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:DildoNewfoundland.jpg



Jul 24 2006 4:26PM
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garrett.
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alaska

unalaska
prude-ho bay
unalakleet
illiamna
kotzebue
kigluiak
deadman

yeah we have some fucked up names
Jul 24 2006 4:30PM
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skithebert
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Hygeine, CO

No Name, CO

thats all i can think of
Jul 24 2006 4:37PM
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cracko
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Florida, and i live in new york.
Jul 24 2006 4:53PM
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nkimmes_40
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gay, michigan
Jul 24 2006 5:05PM
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dowalibeast
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montana has a paradise, and my town is called whitefish. contrary to popular belief there is no Joe, Montana.
Jul 24 2006 5:18PM
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zackskis
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im sure someone already got this one but Weed, California
Jul 24 2006 5:23PM
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leckett1
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Kazabazoa or something like that
Jul 24 2006 5:26PM
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eheath
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ha yes no one has said the best one in montana yet...

Bonner, MT
Jul 24 2006 6:05PM
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