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What sets off your gaper alarm?

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backseat.bandit
Posts: 142 - Karma: 787
Mine would have to be when you are watching a pro edit and someone says "I could probably do that if I tried".
Mar 28 2014 2:50AM
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Toaster-Tony
Posts: 3531 - Karma: 5,850
Reposts
Mar 28 2014 2:56AM
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shepux
Posts: 470 - Karma: 1,629
When people make threads like this
Mar 28 2014 2:58AM
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Shredsterr
Posts: 2090 - Karma: 6,930
You set my gaper alarm off OP. You do. Because you're a fucking gaper.
Mar 28 2014 3:24AM
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backseat.bandit
Posts: 142 - Karma: 787
ooh yes the classic OP is a gaper/faggot, bandwagon. I'm not surprised.
Mar 28 2014 3:36AM
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MLJ
Posts: 1849 - Karma: 3,649
How can you know whats "classic" when you've only been here for 6 months?


but yeah, also:
Mar 28 2014 4:56AM
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S.J.W
Posts: 7609 - Karma: 31,186
This thread fucking sucks
Mar 28 2014 6:27AM
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Substitute
Posts: 1376 - Karma: 2,275
I feel sorry for op.
Mar 28 2014 7:41AM
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gotti
Posts: 4269 - Karma: 4,550
whenever someone's name is gabe
Mar 28 2014 9:32AM
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John18_6
Posts: 7313 - Karma: 49,165
I know a gabe who can nollie double front. Also know one who gets mad at me when I take him down black diamonds.
Mar 28 2014 9:38AM
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kung_powpow
Posts: 1990 - Karma: 3,671
When I see that they are terrible at skiing. Really short skis is a pretty good sign too
Mar 28 2014 9:41AM
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.undetected
Posts: 1076 - Karma: -445
When a person is skiing with OP
Mar 28 2014 10:08AM
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tomPietrowski
Posts: 7160 - Karma: 17,589
Because for some reason nearly all threads get trolled like this now. Yes this may have been asked in the past but te search bar is pretty useless and the op is new. So why not just ignore the thread if you are not interested in it. Why does every thread need to get trolled?
Mar 28 2014 10:17AM
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Substitute
Posts: 1376 - Karma: 2,275
Because NS
Mar 28 2014 10:25AM
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Tree60
Posts: 1438 - Karma: 4,961
A gaper.
Mar 28 2014 11:41AM
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nine50seven
Posts: 576 - Karma: 686
i would like to see a video of this
Mar 28 2014 1:07PM
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T-Nutcracker
Posts: 1056 - Karma: 434
OP
Mar 28 2014 3:37PM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11661 - Karma: 24,340
Because most threads, like this one, are giagantic piles of shit before the first response. You know what else is a gigantic pile of shit? OP
Mar 28 2014 3:41PM
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powerbong2000
Posts: 737 - Karma: 1,802
guess what OP?








































This thread fucking blows.
Mar 28 2014 3:45PM
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Moosen
Posts: 4285 - Karma: 2,585
I think the majority of NS can't come up with something original so they just say the thread blows. AHaha

My gaper alarm goes off when someone brags about the "difficulty" of the run they skied.
Mar 28 2014 3:49PM
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Drail
Posts: 14012 - Karma: 10,011
sceptical.


Mar 28 2014 3:53PM
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AnthonyWalsh
Posts: 1571 - Karma: 1,302
im the best skier on the mountain
Mar 28 2014 7:21PM
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KimJong-Illest
Posts: 883 - Karma: 3,110
What really sets off my gaper alarm is when people try and make threads, that are shitty, when they have under 100 post.
Mar 28 2014 7:35PM
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gabew34
Posts: 500 - Karma: 497
When little 5 years olds have gopro hero 3+ black editions and they "gape" the rail, or when any gaper has a helmet cam
Mar 28 2014 9:47PM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11661 - Karma: 24,340
When nubs fuck up the armada logo in their sig
Mar 28 2014 10:10PM
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skier58284
Posts: 1705 - Karma: 5,366
Park skis. Anything narrower than 98mm. Non-twin tips (with possible exceptions such as AT skis). Scott equipment of any type. 100% camber skis. Gaper gap. Snowboards.
Mar 28 2014 10:40PM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11661 - Karma: 24,340
Odds youre a terrible skier? 100%
Mar 28 2014 10:46PM
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KimJong-Illest
Posts: 883 - Karma: 3,110
There are so many park skis that are narrower than 98mm....... you're a dumbfuck just stop
Mar 28 2014 10:50PM
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skier58284
Posts: 1705 - Karma: 5,366
Ski with me, faggot.


Mar 28 2014 10:56PM
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skier58284
Posts: 1705 - Karma: 5,366
Yeah, most park skis are under 98mm, that was kinda my point, hence why I said "park skis" first. Park skis and any other sub-98mm skis.
Mar 28 2014 10:58PM
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uyghur
Posts: 993 - Karma: 2,028
barto pulling out all the stops on this thread
Mar 28 2014 11:00PM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11661 - Karma: 24,340
and that pic proves what exactly? Everything you said screams gaper. Standing on rocks doesnt mean shit. Get back to me in a week when youre done with your ban, gaper
Mar 28 2014 11:02PM
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skier58284
Posts: 1705 - Karma: 5,366
Standing on rocks? lol? How is that standing on rocks? Am I a gaper because I ski lines that would make park kids like you cry to mommy for the bunny hill?
Mar 28 2014 11:10PM
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haley666
Posts: 65 - Karma: 808
feel the wrath of ns boy.
Mar 28 2014 11:11PM
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Lou.
Posts: 1787 - Karma: 3,876
^ I would try to help barto in his fight against this poser but he seems to have shit in control
Mar 28 2014 11:14PM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11661 - Karma: 24,340
I havent hit a rail in years. You really think youre the best skier here? lol. Bode uses full camber skis that arent twins, what a raging gaper.

Go be a gaper on epicski, youre just too good for us
Mar 28 2014 11:18PM
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skier58284
Posts: 1705 - Karma: 5,366
When did I say I'm the best skier here? And yeah gate bashing is gaper tier. Bode is a cool guy though, and considering he has something like 100 pairs of skis, chances are he has some big pow skis.

I post on Epicski too. But at least the people there admit they suck at skiing instead of pretending they're good at skiing just because they're good at acrobatics.
Mar 28 2014 11:27PM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11661 - Karma: 24,340
I could write an actual response or I could tell you to fuck yourself.





Go fuck yourself



Excellent choice, excellent excellent
Mar 28 2014 11:43PM
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skier58284
Posts: 1705 - Karma: 5,366
You mad?
Mar 28 2014 11:45PM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11661 - Karma: 24,340
Yea dude, im pissed. Arrogant fucks like you think that youre the only good skier around. Ive been skiing since I was a freshman in HS. I can get down any run on the mountain, even the ones with the "hazardous terrain" signs. Youre not the only good skier here and we arent all rail rats
Mar 28 2014 11:49PM
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Abu_Hajaar
Posts: 2751 - Karma: 3,907
Lol NSfight
Mar 28 2014 11:52PM
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skier58284
Posts: 1705 - Karma: 5,366
I can ski the bunny hill backwards. Get on my level, gaper.
Mar 28 2014 11:59PM
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SkiThe603
Posts: 5376 - Karma: 498
Jeans or the strap of their boot just dangling down when riding
Mar 29 2014 12:23AM
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John18_6
Posts: 7313 - Karma: 49,165
1:25 not exactly clean but on an icy minnesota jump... give him hella props!


Mar 29 2014 12:41AM
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Bogs
Posts: 4296 - Karma: 1,361
that also have a waist width of less than 98 mm.

What sets off my gaper alarm? People trying too hard to act "core." Kind of like you, op.
Mar 29 2014 1:05AM
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cheaaaaaa
Posts: 830 - Karma: 630
0 fucks given about the above dramas....

for me... genade sticker on the helmet/car
Mar 29 2014 1:30AM
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skiersupreme
Posts: 1549 - Karma: 4,872
that is the greatest thing in the world
Mar 29 2014 1:42AM
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BenWest
Posts: 470 - Karma: 89
"I usually only fall once a season"... my cousin.
Mar 29 2014 1:53AM
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S.J.W
Posts: 7609 - Karma: 31,186
Tanner hall uses full camber skis lol what gaper. How wide your ski doesn't determine shit, what's the point of having a mid fat ski if you're skiing in the east or Australia or any sub par conditions. You only need twins if you're sking switch or landing switch. Scott makes good skis and goggles. Snowboarding is fucking dope. So shut up you have no clue what you're talking about. Go back to epicski
Mar 29 2014 2:03AM
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Bogs
Posts: 4296 - Karma: 1,361
I have no idea where this idea comes from that epicski is full of people who don't know what they're talking about. Chances are a lot more epicski members would agree with everything you just said than ns members.
Mar 29 2014 2:19AM
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