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Vacation at a nudist resort
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Couples or single women only.
$200-$500 a night plus spa treatments.
Hot spring pool and spa, tantric massage, mud pool, nakedness.
If the first rule applied/s to you, would you go?
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All you will ever see at a Nudist resorts is wrinkly old sunburnt pensioners. Which is my fetish, so yes, I go every weekend with my big bag of telelenses.
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200-500 bucks a night to see a bunch of old naked retirees?
nah, I'll pass.
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No. First off, I'm not a single woman and never will be, as it is physically impossible. Secondly, if I went with my girlfriend/wife, I'd probably get in trouble for looking at other girls or would just have to avoid looking at them completely, so there's not much point in going and it wouldn't be worth it. I'd basically be setting myself up for failure. Might as well just save the hassle and go to a normal resort.
If I could go single, I might be interested, but in that case it would probably turn into a sausage fest, so I wouldn't go, as I'm not paying money to be surrounded by a bunch of naked dudes. Again, I would just go to a normal resort, unless I could be guaranteed a favorable ratio of smoking hot, single ladies, which would realistically be pretty hard to achieve.
Essentially, no fuck that, would never go.
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I guess we know who has the balls in your relationships
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seriously.
OP: don't go. have you been to a swingers/nude club? maybe try that first. if it's weird or you have a bad experience you're going to have to endure DAYS of that vacation without an escape
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no, id spend my money going on a ski vacation. OP is an idiot.
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sounds like a recipe for destroying relationships.
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OP be my girlfriend so we can go together.
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Well, I am looking for something fun to do with my husband for our 5 year wedding anniversary. I figured I wont be jealous of a bunch of old naked folks. But I wanted to get the male perspective. :)
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We're gonna need to see pictures of what you're gonna wear for honest answers.
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spend the money on a normal hotel/spa. Get a room with a jacuzzi tub and a balcony. Unless you guys get naked in 'public' a lot I don't see this being worth it.
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Never been naked in public before... I will most likely just have him choose a nice hotel and go that route.
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Bring shrooms or lsd and all the old people will look like zombies, It could make for some fun bonding time between you and your sweetheart
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Go for it, Id love to run on the beach with my dick floppin around
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