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Ski insults

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skier58284
Posts: 1705 - Karma: 5,366
You have so much gaper gap even Tanner Hall wouldn't attempt to clear it.
Mar 26 2014 11:56PM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11661 - Karma: 24,356
Youre like a real life version of eheath
Mar 27 2014 12:07AM
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B_K
Posts: 723 - Karma: 1,294
i really hope youre trollin...othewise lemme snag the drugs youre smokin..
Mar 27 2014 12:07AM
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Parks.
Posts: 5612 - Karma: 1,093
bro, you just changed the comedy game with that one
Mar 27 2014 12:21AM
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APunx176
Posts: 1189 - Karma: 2,628
You ski like a girl!
[insert sandlot ginger here]
Mar 27 2014 1:26AM
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S.J.W
Posts: 7609 - Karma: 31,172
Gaper
Mar 27 2014 3:22AM
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Static
Posts: 8581 - Karma: 4,053
stolen from Rage Films but, you spin like a broken washing machine
Mar 27 2014 3:50AM
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SKIU4EA
Posts: 2387 - Karma: 2,072
Your ski manuevers are lacking the fundamentals of this discipline young man.
Mar 27 2014 5:13AM
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backseat.bandit
Posts: 142 - Karma: 787
You're a backseat bandit gaper
Mar 27 2014 5:44AM
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McLS
Posts: 1985 - Karma: 6,454
Haaa. Gaaaayyyyyyyyypeerrrrrr!!!

Get your balls on your skis and huck that shit.


-Would you buy a plane if you didnt know how to fly?
-no.
-Then why the fuck do you have fulltilts.
Mar 27 2014 2:16PM
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Japaneezy
Posts: 1039 - Karma: 4,268
this does not make sense whatsoever.
Mar 27 2014 4:45PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 52146 - Karma: 168,473
OP skiblades
Mar 27 2014 4:50PM
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Mr.Gaga
Posts: 2021 - Karma: 542
I don't know man, I'm usualy way too busy having massive fun skiing or doing stupid shits to insult anybody.
Mar 27 2014 4:51PM
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AnthonyWalsh
Posts: 1571 - Karma: 1,302
your mom snowboards
Mar 27 2014 4:56PM
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Mr_Bump
Posts: 689 - Karma: 427
why would you insult skiers?

why would you insult anyone?

unless maybe OP is a blader?
Mar 27 2014 5:05PM
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Alexhiglo
Posts: 260 - Karma: 1,083
you're a racer
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Mar 27 2014 6:43PM
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FuckAllOfYou
Posts: 3864 - Karma: 2,518
only funny one
Mar 27 2014 6:45PM
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milk_man
Posts: 5252 - Karma: 5,973
My dad has more money than your dad
Mar 27 2014 8:28PM
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starvin_marvin
Posts: 233 - Karma: 533
you ski like a gaycer
Mar 27 2014 8:31PM
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BBurt
Posts: 1588 - Karma: 3,781
inb4 someone says this to sheath
Mar 27 2014 9:31PM
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skiersupreme
Posts: 1549 - Karma: 4,872
you suck at skiing
Mar 28 2014 12:28AM
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elm.
Posts: 1510 - Karma: 13,605
i'm better than you
Mar 28 2014 12:59AM
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Microcosm
Posts: 4765 - Karma: 153
I can't believe you're a pro!
Mar 28 2014 1:23AM
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skier58284
Posts: 1705 - Karma: 5,366
I'm the best skier on the mountain. Gaper.
Mar 28 2014 1:27AM
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kohlblaze603
Posts: 35 - Karma: 547
do those knee pads and spnadex come with a blowjob?
Mar 28 2014 10:28AM
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.undetected
Posts: 1076 - Karma: -445
Best one out there.
Mar 28 2014 10:34AM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,062
ill always remember one of my friends and i watching some douche go down the hill in a headband and sunglasses like he was a pro, trying to emphasize his pole plants and super hip and radical jump turns on like some blue square trail.

my friend looked at me and said "what a noodler" and i couldn't stop laughing. perfect description.
Mar 28 2014 10:35AM
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.undetected
Posts: 1076 - Karma: -445
LMAO NOOLDER ! I take back my previous post. This is now the best insult.
Mar 28 2014 10:39AM
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wreck.yoself
Posts: 656 - Karma: 46
-would you pee in her but?
-no
-then why do you ski?
Mar 28 2014 11:55AM
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esotericjive
Posts: 1889 - Karma: 1,445
Boom roasted
Mar 28 2014 12:08PM
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