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"I can't have you acquitted of your charges however consider your confession an opportunity to collect some good karma, and in turn possibly protect your no-no spot during shower time. I can't offer you any guarantee though"
I was moderately amused by this persons attempt to make money, I could see some young God fearing kid using their parents credit card to repent and have this spiral into a religious shit-storm.