Haha I came across this today: http://www.sinabsolver.com
"I can't have you acquitted of your charges however consider your confession an opportunity to collect some good karma, and in turn possibly protect your no-no spot during shower time. I can't offer you any guarantee though"
I was moderately amused by this persons attempt to make money, I could see some young God fearing kid using their parents credit card to repent and have this spiral into a religious shit-storm.