The game of G.N.A.R. thread

It was me who farted on the tram

im gonna hit this booter naked, covered in afterbirth with cross country skis on my feet and go for the combo grab: balls AND shaft

^^ I'm so much radder than both of you, I backflipped on the bunny hill with my saucer sled.

don't forget to stop in the middle of your line to take a piss!

pics or..

Don't forget to wack your poles!

I have been playing with myself this year. Its starting to pick up.

-I high 5 everyone in line
-Pro callout was giving to a ski instructor by me. A kid pulled it off on me a week later.
-Claim the run to a lifty: "dude did you see how I rip the dragon? Im by far the best skier on the mountain."
-I constantly yell out: "I am having so much more fun than you!" when I ride under the chair.
-Impersonation: I was talking to a boarder about back country riding when this old tourist lady interrupted us and warned us about avalanches. Since she knew nothing about snow, I passed myself off as a rad skier that doesnt look for powder, but life and death avy rides. She was horrified!

No phone runs, no signal.