in the last 12 months
i blacked out on cinco de mayo and woke up with a ankle that looked like a softball
i blacked out and woke up next to a chick with a severely pulled groin (still suffering pretty bad from that one 3 months later :( )
blacked out and woke up in my truck in a trailer park play area with the shit kicked out of me in possible broken nose and a shit load of blood and bruises all over... never went to the doc cuz thatz for pussies
well... fuck my life