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How fucked are you if you are killed by your username?

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hypnopenguin
Posts: 83 - Karma: 820
Hypnopenguin would be interesting
11 years ago
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sniper_6
Posts: 1919 - Karma: 1,573
i wouldn't even see it coming...
11 years ago
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Nacho+
Posts: 3748 - Karma: 7,791
I'd be slammed
11 years ago
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Spagett+
Posts: 3499 - Karma: 14,884
About as fucked as you get in the ass every night by a number countless of men.
11 years ago
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theater.thug
Posts: 441 - Karma: 671
Well, the theater thug is still on the loose... So its entirely possible that I could be killed by him.
11 years ago
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Jro.
Posts: 628 - Karma: 655
not that fucked
11 years ago
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,846
Zombie killed.


inb4 abortionator
11 years ago
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Abu_Hajaar
Posts: 2751 - Karma: 3,908
I will be killed by a pedophile basketball coach.

Sounds like a good way to go
11 years ago
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Espen519
Posts: 552 - Karma: 969
Inb4 chicken
11 years ago
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Dirty.Harry.
Posts: 1779 - Karma: 351
It would make my day
11 years ago
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cornholio
Posts: 3952 - Karma: 3,057
would be awesome in a way, if he could kill me then i'm probably not smart enough to live
11 years ago
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BigScaryLarry
Posts: 1448 - Karma: 2,732
i dont think an album could kill me....

11 years ago
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KingGeedorah
Posts: 890 - Karma: 1,577
Click for larger image This much.
11 years ago
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-benedetto
Posts: 5238 - Karma: 1,359
Would be suicide!
11 years ago
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a_pla5tic_bag
Posts: 9240 - Karma: 5,630
same, apparently.
11 years ago
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chickenonabun
Posts: 461 - Karma: 285
If a chickenonabun kills me probably not very much. However if Mickjagger pays me an unfreindly visit I'm boned.
11 years ago
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please
Posts: 96 - Karma: 600
" I refuse to talk about the American intelligence service"
11 years ago
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.Rybak.
Posts: 9017 - Karma: 9,864
well it would be suicide.
11 years ago
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Spillway_East
Posts: 1127 - Karma: 378
its not possible at this point
11 years ago
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raymondcabral
Posts: 747 - Karma: 1,094
Suicide. fuck
11 years ago
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11955 - Karma: 12,302
I don't know how a nickname for a state/white rap group from that state could kill me so I guess I'm about as fucked as Rosie O'Donnell's vagina.
11 years ago
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,169
Quick and painless.
11 years ago
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.MASSHOLE.
Posts: 7540 - Karma: 12,213
Something to do with a massive asshole.
11 years ago
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TheCastrator69
Posts: 40 - Karma: 751
I would rather not talk about it.... :O
11 years ago
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Goku
Posts: 8119 - Karma: 4,223
20 episodes later...
11 years ago
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Bombogenesis
Posts: 1985 - Karma: 4,022
Mine is actually quite plausible.

Interesting.
11 years ago
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swaggerboi
Posts: 321 - Karma: 1,377
Mine would really suck
11 years ago
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yuck
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 2,090
makes no literal sense but would probably still suck
11 years ago
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hippy.
Posts: 3106 - Karma: 14,363
id be drowned in bong water
11 years ago
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JAHpow
Posts: 7282 - Karma: 17,183
I guess an avalanche?
11 years ago
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cornholio
Posts: 3952 - Karma: 3,057
thatsthejoke.jpg
11 years ago
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Microcosm
Posts: 4765 - Karma: 153
did you really name yourself after spss? lololol..


11 years ago
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Panda_with_Guns
Posts: 3040 - Karma: 1,620
I'd die in a pretty bad ass way
11 years ago
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Microcosm
Posts: 4765 - Karma: 153
hahaha oh I am not, believe me. just laughing at your dedication, but I don't blame ya!
11 years ago
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Malcolm
Posts: 15953 - Karma: 9,500
Basically suicide
11 years ago
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Microcosm
Posts: 4765 - Karma: 153
uvm grad. spss was popular among the psych students, of which I was not one. but I respect it as a program. more of a matlab junkie myself
11 years ago
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aosmonson
Posts: 453 - Karma: 837
oh no dolan pls no
11 years ago
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11955 - Karma: 12,302
Thank god there is at least a shred of intelligence/humanity left.
11 years ago
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BenWest
Posts: 470 - Karma: 89
Not a fan of getting killed by lava... dying from extreme heat is one of my greatest fears... good thing i hang around in the snow
11 years ago
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11661 - Karma: 24,355
Sneaky ninja death...not bad
11 years ago
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,358
brutally slain by a 16th century renaissance man.
11 years ago
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DrZoidberg
Posts: 5676 - Karma: 4,299
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WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP
11 years ago
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11955 - Karma: 12,302
lol. Because IBM isn't a dying breed or anything...
11 years ago
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
But I'm no Nazi, so why would he kill me...
11 years ago
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Xanadoo
Posts: 729 - Karma: 1,237
lost many times in this thread

itd be suicide for me i guess
11 years ago
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,492
I can't, im not a fish head
11 years ago
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ilikefood
Posts: 391 - Karma: 769
I'd die very much as a diabetic.
11 years ago
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Chubz.
Posts: 13918 - Karma: 25,670
I don't know..
11 years ago
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11661 - Karma: 24,355
Death during triple bypass, but that was fat chubz. Skinny chubz is going to be hit by a train
11 years ago
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extravert
Posts: 1113 - Karma: 3,202
I guess run over by an army bulldozer
11 years ago
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