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Newschoolers Jokes?

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lurking
Posts: 2222 - Karma: 6,788
Any funny ones?
Mar 20 2014 10:51AM
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Nacho+
Posts: 3748 - Karma: 7,791
I fucked OP's mom
Mar 20 2014 10:51AM
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erikK
Posts: 3245 - Karma: 2,328
I fucked OP
Mar 20 2014 10:57AM
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icculus.
Posts: 749 - Karma: 3,963
newschoolers is super cereal. no jokes allowed.
Mar 20 2014 11:10AM
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Olimar
Posts: 3535 - Karma: 4,076
No. Newschoolers is serious business. Mods pls delete.
Mar 20 2014 12:33PM
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Substitute
Posts: 1376 - Karma: 2,275
Srs. All da tim
Mar 20 2014 12:50PM
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B_Shonn
Posts: 10 - Karma: 6
Pee in her butt.
Mar 20 2014 12:50PM
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John18_6
Posts: 7313 - Karma: 49,163
What do you call an OP without a Penis? A loganschnur
Mar 20 2014 12:54PM
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kevmac
Posts: 347 - Karma: 1,172
dildos
Mar 20 2014 12:58PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51644 - Karma: 162,265
rEPost!1!1!
Mar 20 2014 2:55PM
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steezyjibber
Posts: 15967 - Karma: 11,026
Anyone else agree that this joke needs to go?

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Mar 20 2014 3:06PM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11661 - Karma: 24,354
It never was funny. Even ebeath thinks its unfunny
Mar 20 2014 3:09PM
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steezyjibber
Posts: 15967 - Karma: 11,026
Truth
Mar 20 2014 3:12PM
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Olimar
Posts: 3535 - Karma: 4,076
Guise. Srsly. Stop joking around.
Mar 20 2014 5:01PM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,352
the last person who made a joke on newschoolers was banned for life and shot in front of his family.
Mar 20 2014 5:08PM
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Mr.Bishop
Posts: 22708 - Karma: 76,635
Two newschoolers members walk into a bar...

OUCH!
Mar 20 2014 5:51PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51644 - Karma: 162,265
The bouncer says "The age limit is 21 not 12. Now GTFO of here you dyslexic little children."
Mar 20 2014 8:49PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
Chad's from Alta
Faunt
Mar 20 2014 8:51PM
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Abu_Hajaar
Posts: 2749 - Karma: 3,907
Op lives in a carrot
Mar 20 2014 11:42PM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11954 - Karma: 12,298
You're not even a good troll...


Usually I don't recommend suicide but I can make an exception for your particular case.
Mar 20 2014 11:57PM
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KingGeedorah
Posts: 890 - Karma: 1,576
What'd the lepper say to the prostitute?... Keep the tip! lulz
Mar 21 2014 12:11AM
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John18_6
Posts: 7313 - Karma: 49,163
Who do you think is the best skier?





REPOST REPOST DIE IN HELL OP REPOST REPOST
Mar 21 2014 12:59AM
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