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lineskis413
Posts: 124 - Karma: 1,708
last week i was skiing alone when i came up on these two girls who were alone. i went up to them and said "my two friends had to go home last run do yall mind if i ski with you?" they both sucked at skiing but it was a good time. what are some of your on mountain pickup lines?
Mar 20 2014 8:38AM
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NPF
Posts: 5152 - Karma: 12,119
^repost in the same thread... why not just quote?
Mar 21 2014 3:51AM
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doyle.
Posts: 1624 - Karma: 596
In the lift line "Hey! You single?"
Mar 21 2014 4:38AM
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E__
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 4,635
I'm not 100% sure but I'm fairly certain based on his noob status that by copying and pasting everything in that post he figured that's how one quotes rather than clicking the quote option...
Mar 21 2014 4:59AM
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Zimmy
Posts: 1258 - Karma: -1,327
I'm not sure this will work in all cases, but could work exceedingly well in some:

"I customize my own skis, but I also customize my own hoes."

[accidentally posted this to predictions thread]
Mar 21 2014 6:19AM
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caderobinson
Posts: 1193 - Karma: 4,770
wanna sit on my bindings?
Mar 21 2014 7:32AM
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snugs
Posts: 966 - Karma: 4,090
hello there, my name is Nick, want to see some puppies i adopted?
Mar 21 2014 7:59AM
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SquattingDog
Posts: 196 - Karma: 393
Aye Gurl... I take the "the" out of psychotherapist.
Mar 21 2014 10:19AM
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slaagmaster
Posts: 129 - Karma: 63
r u gunna eat that?!
Mar 21 2014 10:24AM
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Steve_MN
Posts: 3 - Karma: 24
Girl: "Why do you always wear a helmet when skiing?"
Me: " I Always use protection when tapping tail."
Mar 21 2014 11:15AM
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15089 - Karma: 9,231
I think you've got the wrong Olympian...
Mar 21 2014 12:02PM
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John18_6
Posts: 7313 - Karma: 49,168
You must be gasoline, because even though you're expensive, I'd still pump you in my van.
Mar 21 2014 12:04PM
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Rem-Dog
Posts: 264 - Karma: 1,131
I think you'll find that is rape my friend... 'the unlawful compelling of a person through physical force or duress to have sexual intercourse'
Mar 21 2014 12:18PM
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APunx176
Posts: 1189 - Karma: 2,628
That's not skiing related, but it's a good one.
Mar 21 2014 12:18PM
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John18_6
Posts: 7313 - Karma: 49,168
I know, I saw most of the posts drifting away from skiing so I figured why not. But- Ay gurl, if I rub your moguls will you plant my pole?
Mar 21 2014 12:23PM
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Abu_Hajaar
Posts: 2751 - Karma: 3,908
Im not about objectifying women but you sure are erectifying me
Mar 21 2014 3:17PM
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Mr.Huck
Posts: 6096 - Karma: 14,903
The reverse camber in your tail is creating early rise in my tip.
Mar 21 2014 4:51PM
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slaagmaster
Posts: 129 - Karma: 63
mom???
Mar 21 2014 9:47PM
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caderobinson
Posts: 1193 - Karma: 4,770
do you like early rise in the tip?
Mar 21 2014 10:01PM
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skier58284
Posts: 1705 - Karma: 5,366
This.
Mar 22 2014 1:25AM
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skier58284
Posts: 1705 - Karma: 5,366
/thread
Mar 22 2014 1:27AM
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skiersupreme
Posts: 1549 - Karma: 4,872
poetic
Mar 22 2014 10:25AM
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RobbyW
Posts: 256 - Karma: 336
Me: Do you hookup with 16 year old?
Her: No.
Me: Good cuz im 17.
Mar 22 2014 11:19AM
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beansurrows
Posts: 209 - Karma: 5,526
Are there any cats burning around here?

Cause i smell hot pussay
Mar 22 2014 1:45PM
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J-Dunn
Posts: 1113 - Karma: 1,846
Do you want to get some pizza n fuck?
If the bitch says no then you pull out the "what . . . you don't lie pizza??"
Mar 22 2014 5:57PM
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JCURTS
Posts: 152 - Karma: 185
Me: I wish you were my ribs gurl
Gurl: what? why tehe
Me: So i could bang you hard as fuck on the down rail every afternoon while everyone points and laughs
Mar 22 2014 9:58PM
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ben.rayner.73
Posts: 5 - Karma: 16
Non ski related but 100% guaranteed to work

Guy: Do you have pet insurance?..... Because i'm going to smash your pussy tonight..
Do you have Wi-Fi? because i'm picking up a connection
Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?.. Because your face it really f@#ked up..


Mar 23 2014 4:25AM
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vandersteeze
Posts: 2650 - Karma: 1,511
Were they doing avalanche control work today? Because I think I found a bombshell
Mar 23 2014 8:21AM
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*JDBP*
Posts: 312 - Karma: 2,006
"Hey bitch, wanna get stuffed?"
Mar 23 2014 9:36AM
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slaagmaster
Posts: 129 - Karma: 63
1 800 get laid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Mar 23 2014 10:09AM
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steezeninja
Posts: 1271 - Karma: 731
This deserves a sticky!
Mar 25 2014 3:34PM
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11matby
Posts: 101 - Karma: 126
Hey gurl, you like jalapenos?

CAUSE IMA BE JALAPENO PUSSY!
Mar 26 2014 4:06PM
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Slurpsicle.
Posts: 705 - Karma: 1,005
I hope you like dragons, cuz I'll be dragon my balls across your face tonight ;)
Mar 26 2014 4:36PM
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notspoicey
Posts: 1167 - Karma: 1,706
Aug 24 2014 12:49AM
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balzach
Posts: 241 - Karma: 2,616
gin


das me^ but my last name is actually Pfeiffer-Hansen
Aug 24 2014 12:53AM
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notspoicey
Posts: 1167 - Karma: 1,706
balzachdas me^ but my last name is actually Pfeiffer-Hansen


Hahaha the first part of your last name is tricky I just put the second half
Aug 24 2014 12:56AM
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.lencon
Posts: 6753 - Karma: 17,191
john18061806You must be gasoline, because even though you're expensive, I'd still pump you in my van.


CalebTheKillianThat's not skiing related, but it's a good one.


Well I have a ski van so it is ski related and I'll for sure be using this lol
Aug 24 2014 1:12AM
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Mr.noodle
Posts: 1361 - Karma: 4,655
Are you a snowboarder? Because I want to spray you with my own white goodness
Aug 24 2014 3:56PM
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toastyteenagers
Posts: 1834 - Karma: 6,793
aye gurl come over to my place and I'll handrag the crap out of you
Aug 24 2014 4:27PM
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IKEA
Posts: 622 - Karma: 3,111
I bet your'e cheaper than the hamburger I just bought
Aug 24 2014 5:49PM
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NPF
Posts: 5152 - Karma: 12,119
Railersaileraye gurl come over to my place and I'll handrag the crap out of you

poop scoop. nasty
Aug 25 2014 3:56AM
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snowmosexual
Posts: 1934 - Karma: 10,023
Hay gurl

Are you a dfd cuz we bout to get kinky
Aug 26 2014 12:20AM
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Kretzschmar
Posts: 6737 - Karma: 98,917
Bump lol so many good ones here
Jan 30 2015 12:05AM
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JakeInnes
Posts: 142 - Karma: 649
"What do you like for breakfast?"
Jan 31 2015 5:28PM
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Analdestroyer
Posts: 71 - Karma: -8
Your better get off the mountain, because your gonna melt all the snow.
Feb 1 2015 1:31AM
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Zimmy
Posts: 1258 - Karma: -1,327
you: I am seeing nice twin peaks from this rising elavation

her: where?

you: right here

her: oh really?!

you: exqueez me! absolikeme
Feb 2 2015 3:56AM
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ASagaFanBoy12
Posts: 181 - Karma: 507
bump I feel like everybody here has spent time with these pick up lines so many good ones lol
Feb 2 2015 9:15AM
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TheSkiingRoach
Posts: 1 - Karma: 11
I’m sure you get this a lot, but you make snotsicles look SEXY!
Jan 14 2017 4:25PM
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Newschooleri.
Posts: 396 - Karma: 554
You don't need to go out on a pow day to get face shots with me
Jan 14 2017 7:53PM
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Aparker
Posts: 729 - Karma: 1,678
suck my cock
Jan 15 2017 8:44PM
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CarinthiaCoach
Posts: 31 - Karma: 83
BlurstIll nose press your box, if you lip slide my rail.


interesting variation, I've always said it as

"I'll lip slide your box if you tail slide my rail"
Jan 15 2017 10:58PM
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