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lineskis413
Posts: 124 - Karma: 1,708
last week i was skiing alone when i came up on these two girls who were alone. i went up to them and said "my two friends had to go home last run do yall mind if i ski with you?" they both sucked at skiing but it was a good time. what are some of your on mountain pickup lines?
Mar 20 2014 8:38AM
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thedanimal
Posts: 490 - Karma: 180
There is a thread exactly like this, I'll try to find it for you
Mar 20 2014 9:30AM
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slaagmaster
Posts: 129 - Karma: 63
an time i lead with "my mom said" i score!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mar 20 2014 10:03AM
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lineskis413
Posts: 124 - Karma: 1,708
ohh dude mothers are the best wing men!!!
Mar 20 2014 10:08AM
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John18_6
Posts: 7313 - Karma: 49,163
Ay gurl I'm gonna ram my shuttle bus into your lodge.
Mar 20 2014 10:14AM
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Japaneezy
Posts: 1039 - Karma: 4,267
Im the best skier on the mountain, wanna ride?
Mar 20 2014 11:37AM
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Zimmy
Posts: 1258 - Karma: -1,327
Do you like your skis long, wide or with fat tips?
Mar 20 2014 11:45AM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,169
Ill nose press your box, if you lip slide my rail.
Mar 20 2014 11:49AM
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gaperpark69
Posts: 5 - Karma: 167
"Is your avalanche beacon battery low?" because I've been searching for you all day.
Mar 20 2014 11:56AM
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Cheeko
Posts: 505 - Karma: 881
Pure beauty.
Mar 20 2014 12:53PM
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ModMommy
Posts: 10815 - Karma: 57,158
Can I use this?
Mar 20 2014 1:02PM
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90053
Posts: 2565 - Karma: 3,728
no
Mar 20 2014 1:37PM
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radmad
Posts: 91 - Karma: 194
damn that's a good one.
Mar 20 2014 1:53PM
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Mids
Posts: 406 - Karma: 1,283
If she shreds park: "Nice (clothing/gear)"

If she doesn't: "Stop fucking up the tow rope!"
Mar 20 2014 2:54PM
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starvin_marvin
Posts: 233 - Karma: 533
Are you from Ireland?
Cause my penis is Dublin
Mar 20 2014 3:17PM
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Justo8484
Posts: 3905 - Karma: 205
tried to get my friend to use this one last week...

I'll by you a drink if you wait for me at the bottom. In hindsight, it probably wouldn't have worked at snowbird.
Mar 20 2014 3:38PM
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jthyer
Posts: 44 - Karma: 117
I can backflip
Mar 20 2014 3:51PM
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NPF
Posts: 5152 - Karma: 12,116
Looks like they have been doing avalanche control around here, cause I just found me a bombshell
Mar 20 2014 3:59PM
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ANDR01D
Posts: 1181 - Karma: 3,319
Me: "My magic watch tells me that you're not wearing underwear"
Girl: "Yes I am!"
Me: "Oh, looks like it's fifteen minutes fast"

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Mar 20 2014 4:05PM
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EAST_C0AST
Posts: 26 - Karma: 213
i usually just say " baby you gona be my new bottom bitch"
Mar 20 2014 4:38PM
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NPF
Posts: 5152 - Karma: 12,116
Do you work for the hill? Cause you're giving me a lifty
Mar 20 2014 4:42PM
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CalvinStork
Posts: 163 - Karma: 2,082
id ride your moguls.
Mar 20 2014 5:08PM
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OzzyJ
Posts: 723 - Karma: 927
Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I ski by again
Mar 20 2014 5:15PM
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BBurt
Posts: 1588 - Karma: 3,779
Im a guy and my panties just hit the floor
Mar 20 2014 6:24PM
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dstrahl
Posts: 15 - Karma: 314
Do you have a trail map? I just got lost in your eyes.
Mar 20 2014 6:30PM
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terraclot
Posts: 438 - Karma: 665
"Which one of you has low standards?"
Mar 20 2014 6:49PM
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gohamsam
Posts: 326 - Karma: 2,930
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Mar 20 2014 6:51PM
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gohamsam
Posts: 326 - Karma: 2,930
^shit
Mar 20 2014 6:51PM
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gohamsam
Posts: 326 - Karma: 2,930
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Mar 20 2014 6:55PM
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gohamsam
Posts: 326 - Karma: 2,930

Mar 20 2014 6:55PM
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Lou.
Posts: 1787 - Karma: 3,876
You sir, are a genius
Mar 20 2014 7:51PM
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notspoicey
Posts: 1167 - Karma: 1,706
this would work on me +k
Mar 20 2014 8:30PM
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duhbige
Posts: 34 - Karma: 673
I get thirty percent off from my sponsors on hookit
Mar 20 2014 9:34PM
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chrisbenson1222
Posts: 131 - Karma: 398
Nice bases. want to see my top sheet?
Mar 20 2014 10:11PM
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Gzang
Posts: 36 - Karma: 66
you like skiing fast cuz ill fuck you in the lodge.
Mar 20 2014 10:12PM
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janaeabbey
Posts: 9 - Karma: 30
I have a job.
Mar 20 2014 11:29PM
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janaeabbey
Posts: 9 - Karma: 30
Does this lift go to heaven? Cause you're an angel.
Mar 20 2014 11:36PM
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tymcguins
Posts: 57 - Karma: 96
Dam girl you shit with that ass?
Mar 20 2014 11:45PM
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joski5
Posts: 40 - Karma: 287
lets take my favorite trail, the one leading to your heart.
Mar 20 2014 11:47PM
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Mr.Bishop
Posts: 22708 - Karma: 76,635
Need T-shirt.
Mar 20 2014 11:47PM
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Forcillo
Posts: 3801 - Karma: 3,580
Hey girl, Let me butter your box
Mar 20 2014 11:49PM
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*JDBP*
Posts: 312 - Karma: 2,006
Works, I am Sex Doctor and stuff.
Mar 21 2014 12:02AM
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skier58284
Posts: 1705 - Karma: 5,365
"Wanna huck some cliffs with me?"

Wait until she falls, then "accidentally fall" right as you are approaching her, and land on her.
Mar 21 2014 12:19AM
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ChillTeenDad420
Posts: 1858 - Karma: 5,512
lol ur quite the diddler
Mar 21 2014 12:22AM
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Rachy
Posts: 4355 - Karma: 2,761
Ahhh, two days ago I had a fellow tell me to follow him into some jumps so I could get enough speed. He went slower than I was going and I knuckled both. Then I did a 180 on a smaller jump and as soon as I landed someone else was a few feet behind me. This freaked me out, I reverted too fast and caught my edge. Slammed my arm into the snow fully extended partially dislocated my shoulder and tore my rotator cuff. I started crying and he followed me down to the bus stop trying to help. I ignored him entirely and rode home alone. I ended up alone, have a fellow who probably thinks I'm a total bitch, have a fucked shoulder and feel even worse after eating an unreasonable amount of chocolate while sulking.

Last time I let a guy try to pick me up on the mountain.
Mar 21 2014 1:33AM
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kaydawg
Posts: 15 - Karma: 21
unofficial did a list about this recently I feel like. but my favorite is


"I've got a camel bak full of whiskey"

works every time
Mar 21 2014 1:39AM
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JCURTS
Posts: 152 - Karma: 185
cum with me i know where the softest pillows are
Mar 21 2014 2:12AM
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jim.
Posts: 1658 - Karma: 1,263
Hey my Ava-Lung is acting up, could you blow on it?
Mar 21 2014 3:03AM
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APunx176
Posts: 1189 - Karma: 2,628
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see. And you suck at skiing too.
Mar 21 2014 3:22AM
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ronin480
Posts: 200 - Karma: -1
Me: "My magic watch tells me that you're not wearing underwear"
Girl: "Yes I am!"
Me: "Oh, looks like it's fifteen minutes fast"

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This was priceless!!!!!
Mar 21 2014 3:37AM
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