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Thoughts On Cunnilingus?

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TheCastrator69
Posts: 40 - Karma: 751
What are your opinions on eating the bearded clam, munching
muff, or even licking the beaver? Please share technique as well
as likes and dislikes. 
Mar 20 2014 2:46AM
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Childstar.
Posts: 1947 - Karma: 2,212
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Mar 20 2014 2:52AM
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LoathesRaisins
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Mar 20 2014 2:54AM
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TheCastrator69
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Mar 20 2014 2:58AM
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KrazyistKarl
Posts: 1725 - Karma: 599
Surprisingly low view to post count, probably due to the fact that 80 percent of NSG does not know what cunilingus is
Mar 20 2014 3:10AM
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Zimmerman
Posts: 6992 - Karma: 1,021
I'm a pussy monsta, blowin' on that ganja


For real tho you gotta get down on that shit and treat it like it's your last meal
Mar 20 2014 3:38AM
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JakeAssBeatClap
Posts: 6673 - Karma: 2,537
I love going down on girls.

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Mar 20 2014 3:40AM
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JakeAssBeatClap
Posts: 6673 - Karma: 2,537
Also this

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Mar 20 2014 3:53AM
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Rafiki
Posts: 3858 - Karma: 2,251
pretty much all you need to know

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Mar 20 2014 4:07AM
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TheCastrator69
Posts: 40 - Karma: 751
Wait.....what is cunnilingus? I thought I knew what it was but after seeing all these gifs, I can confirm, I definitely don't know..
Mar 20 2014 9:58AM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,484
making out with a girls belly button
Mar 20 2014 10:03AM
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op14
Posts: 1769 - Karma: 4,586
I am 13 and I understand this
Mar 20 2014 10:05AM
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Kretzschmar
Posts: 6705 - Karma: 98,259
I love the CunninLynguists!


Mar 20 2014 10:06AM
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feihlination
Posts: 8356 - Karma: 1,084
learn to internet dude. you cannot be serious
Mar 20 2014 10:07AM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
Posts: 9097 - Karma: 777
I lost at the first gif

The rest of them made me blow a gasket, thanks for the hernia NS.


More on topic, love it, can't get enough of it........any day of the month ;)

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=red%20wings

Trade you one hernia for your lost lunch.
Mar 20 2014 3:19PM
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raymondcabral
Posts: 747 - Karma: 1,094
I honestly thought the title was a typo, and was about this
Mar 20 2014 4:40PM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
Posts: 9097 - Karma: 777
Colonel Angus??

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a7a_1349546320
Mar 20 2014 4:44PM
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CaptainObvious.
Posts: 5712 - Karma: 20,638
......I taste pennies.
Mar 20 2014 4:45PM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
Posts: 9097 - Karma: 777
God damnit man, now I'm fishing pennies out of my pockets and I already have the most awkward boner. Yum, sweet sweet copper.
Mar 20 2014 4:48PM
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yuck
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 2,090
get her on her hands and knees, stick out your tongue, then just literally fucking smear your face all over whatever is in sight. dont be afraid to use your nose to tickle her asshole a bit too
Mar 20 2014 5:08PM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,169
I truly hope thats serious advice.
Mar 20 2014 5:19PM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,484
I like to wear a strap-on like a headband so I can get both holes at once
Mar 20 2014 5:24PM
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Phil-X-
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Mar 20 2014 5:27PM
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Curb.
Posts: 370 - Karma: 91
Sometimes I get into it and this happens
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Mar 20 2014 5:33PM
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Curb.
Posts: 370 - Karma: 91
I give up
Mar 20 2014 5:34PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
i just threw up in my mouth a little bit...
Mar 20 2014 5:39PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
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Mar 20 2014 5:42PM
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CaptainObvious.
Posts: 5712 - Karma: 20,638
Don't tell me you've never done the Mary Maraschino
Mar 20 2014 5:44PM
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ContaminatedBeef
Posts: 536 - Karma: 66
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Mar 20 2014 5:45PM
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.Hugo.
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Mar 20 2014 5:49PM
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Randy_Quench
Posts: 5447 - Karma: 4,343
Needs more squarepants

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Mar 20 2014 6:01PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
i blow fart noises onto her clit
Mar 20 2014 6:21PM
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Phil-X-
Posts: 7205 - Karma: 14,399
I take a deep breath and align my mouth to her clit and my nose inside her actual vagina and then just exhale as hard as possible
Mar 20 2014 6:54PM
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TheCastrator69
Posts: 40 - Karma: 751
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Its all about those long strokes.
Mar 20 2014 8:09PM
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yuck
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 2,090
cunnilingus is srs bzns

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get her to invite a couple friends, entertain em all!
Mar 20 2014 10:19PM
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skiersupreme
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Mar 20 2014 10:23PM
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Microcosm
Posts: 4765 - Karma: 153
so many fucking tongues in this thread, just make your lady go crazy.. done
Mar 20 2014 10:32PM
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californiagrown
Posts: 9794 - Karma: 2,014
come hither + sucking up spaghetti.

Important to keep saliva coming OUT of your mouth so none of the juices go back in.

And when in doubt, thhrow some pop rocks up her cooter.
Mar 20 2014 10:32PM
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_MNice_
Posts: 558 - Karma: 52
YES!!!
Mar 21 2014 11:35AM
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TaranItUp
Posts: 1313 - Karma: 802
hehehehe vagina
Mar 21 2014 2:07PM
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Wolfgang.
Posts: 807 - Karma: 866
Hey I blow my nose in her vag too
Mar 21 2014 2:29PM
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