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So, i was fucking this one chick and...
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...my 18th birthday is tomorrow, Monday the 13th of December. i am very excited, and i prolly do homework for a celebration.
Goodnight all, i hope to have a nice sleep on my last night as a fucking minor. Thank God.
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every one remains a minor until the penetrate through a pink taco stand
My time is winding down.............just wait for it
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damn, im glad im not a minor anymore then stef.
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this thread is so cool i wanna kill myself
STARMAN DIED IN VAIN!!! 'Eat the poor'
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thats good your not a minor sam
My time is winding down.............just wait for it
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Just an fyi, 18 doesn't mean shit. You're still screwed until you're 21, or 19 in canada.
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'this isn't a beer belly...
it's the fuel tank for my love machine!'
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except in Quebec, The mexico of canada.
-Thom Savery
please pardon the cacography
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'I hope you get hit by a neon'
'just make sure all the Jewish kids have rides'
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now you can go to war! congratulations!
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Alberta and Manitoba are 18 as well.
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My name is Cliff, brother of Joe. I got me some crack. I want me some hoes!
Go big or go home.
You're Rachel, right? Yeah how'd you know? Oh, the facebook.. Oh you memorized the facebook! No my friend was jack..lacking.. He was jackalacking around to it.
See we be stomping around the planet and we stand alone.
We infiltrate your chromosomes,
no clone our DNA has got a strain of it's own and it's Toxic.
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^actually you can go to war at 16 with parental consent
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^^ who would consent to that?
'what?' Lauren every time you ask her a question for the first time!
skiing what i thought this was a porn site and every one i was talking to were sexy ppl ..i thought skiing was a sex term we all uesed. damn!-twintiprider
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You would be suprised^
Pete is currently sulking around Mt. Hood, shooting with Poor Boyz Productions and hitting on Kristi Leskinen. She hates guys, Pete lamented, so it’s not going good. Apparently Canada isn’t the only thing that’s tough for Pete to get into.
-kamikaze
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there's this one kid in my school, and all he wants to do is be a soldier of fortune type person. It's weird.
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Oh... I thought you meant real anti-freeze, I was like 'Jesus man, you must be a drinking god to still be alive.' -skierman
'You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.'
'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'
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That's pretty stupid.
Going to war is ridiculous.
So dumb.
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It's the batontwirlertwistshakebakecakeholehumperdinkkink rail.
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Join the Armed Forces!
You get to go to exotic places, meet new people, and kill them!
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'if i had a dollar everytime a crazy person talked to me, i'd have like 7 or 8 dollars' - ElGato
'How does one go about becoming a judge for one of these contests? Do judges get to have sex with the contestants?'
- rebel, on the Miss Teen Canada Contest
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david-
get the fuck out of that school
i ski for Head
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come to Canada and get hamered with us
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next year........... next year.
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'if i had a dollar everytime a crazy person talked to me, i'd have like 7 or 8 dollars' - ElGato
'How does one go about becoming a judge for one of these contests? Do judges get to have sex with the contestants?'
- rebel, on the Miss Teen Canada Contest
~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
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I really enjoy that you can drive a car(deadliest weapon), vote (huge decision and responsibility), buy a gun, and go fight for your nation. But, they don't let you drink until 3 or more years later. I think that you should at least be able to get drunk the night before you go to war or after you vote the elast stupid party into power. Where's the American logic?
PV=nRT my ass
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im 17 bitches and live in montreal so all u pussies who have to wait till ur 19 or 21, lol 21, 13 year old kids can go to bars in montreal
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Eternal Nothingness is Okay if Your Dressed For It
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so thats why all the people in montreal are stunted and kind of slow, they drank all through puberty. Go Canada.
PV=nRT my ass
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that kid probably just wants to be a soldier because all he did was play violent death soldier games, where he was the one kicking ass.
Listen To MORE Heavy Metal!!
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Oooh... I see... I use to do dat shite as well.
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war sucks eh?
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i nailed a chick on saterday night, well sunday morning. then at 815 her friend ran into the room say we are late for church. we need to go. haha i love catholic high school girls
-skiingpimp
Christians hate everyone who isn't christian, but they mask that hate with supposed love for all mankind while at the same time blowing up abortion clinics and declaring war on muslims.
-skimack
TMC, JC, S3p
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its like when i turned 18 on election day in canada last june. I could go and get drunk after i helped throw away my future, that and a long hard days work at the polling station. what a way to spend a birthday...
-Thom Savery
please pardon the cacography
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'I hope you get hit by a neon'
'just make sure all the Jewish kids have rides'
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with a fake ID, you can drink when you're 13.
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'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'
'221 is fucking hilarious'
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cool. but who cares?
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PUNK'S NOT DEAD!
RAILS SUCK!
POWDER SKIING RULES!
DEATH TO SNOWBOARD-ERS!!
BUSH WON!!
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a fish taco. thats where its at
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Living in ottawa is where it's at...hull's right over a bridge a bus ride away and all the french dirty strip joints are there. Hulls good till you turn 19 then it sucks...so i've been told. I've been buying beer in hull for three years and im only gonna be 18 next month.WORD
'I'll send you back to BC in a bag'
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what happend? you were fuckin a chick and.......you lost your boner? i would laugh, an 18 year old who cant keep and erection
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put on whatever makes you attractive
if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion
your friends like a certain you
that's who you've got to be
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woh gratz
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Its only in fresh powder an artist can express himself'
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Yes, I have had sex many times, you may gock and be stunned at my pimping god-like status. I will also do it soon with a partner. Bow to me.
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To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
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At my school there is this small little dickhead who is a total asshole to everyone and is a huge dork, he went to military school and came back as this ultra-right wing religious wacko, he wears full fatigues, a beret, and combat boots to school each day as part of his war he is waging to get evolution banned from school. I am betting he got a serious ass-kicking at military school when he tried talking his usual shit like 'I'm sorry, I don't talk to people a quarter of my intelligence.'
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From now on, I only eat food in bar form. When you concentrate food, you unleash its awesome power, I'm told!
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^ Uhh... did you really just say dork?
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To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
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YES!!!, now you can legally buy cigarrettes and get lung cancer
hoose is a p i m p
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skibum- though you can buy a gun at 18, you cannot however buy the ammunition till your 21...sucker.
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i swear to drunk im not god.
1st member to call NS Radio contest, and first to fail miserably.
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the last time I was in montreal I saw this hobo. and he looked sooo damn happy. i was like, good for him. i looked down and he had his dick in his hands. just walking around. i love montreal.
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I dropped out of high school to ski.
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Montreal: canada's underage drinking capital.....basically you can show a bouncer your dads drivers licence and you get in...all the more reason for you to come here.
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you can do everything at 18 round my parts. your countries are wack. hah.
No Sir Mr. 2na, I can't burn the blunt
I remember the last time and have a good time
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I hate the niggers I hate the jews I hate the spiks I hate the chinks I hate you I'll rape your dog in the asshole.
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Montreal you go to a dep with keys, and you get enything you want, or the saq
poop
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drop school and go to war. Help us out bastard
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wow, i guess montreal is canada's drinking capital...... everyone one that went on the school's montreal trip.... they don't remember any of it.
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'i just want you to know, you're a shithead for messing around like that, a man's poor is lost!
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porn, i mean porn' - CTripper
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even better, drop school and join the native americans on the rebelation against these people who stole my land
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who cares what age you are i'm 16 and i still get wasted all the time .. just know hok ups and your set till you can by it your self .. no biggie
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Is it something i said so fuck you to.
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the main thing about turning 18 is that you can now buy what ever kind of porn you want be it lesbians or midgets
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eggs and bacon double steezy if you pleezy
you know when you see a bum and he tells you he's Jesus he probobly is so give him some cash all right
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